What the heck is going on.

Kurama yelled inside the said kit's mind.

'Can it wait Kurama.' I thought in a rush trying to find my teammates. 'I'm in a life or death situation here.'

Kurama wined.

'Hurry up and tell me then.' I thought angrily at the fox.

I cut Kurama off.

'What did I tell you about breaking the 4th wall.' I scolded as I blindly tried to find my way threw the mist. 'This is like the 2nd or 3rd time already!'

The embarrased Fox said sheepishly.

'Hurry up and go fix it already.' I said as I located my team. 'I'm sure some readers will help you with that.'

Kurama questioned as he got a bucket of cement, a screw driver, some screws, and wood. He looked at the 4th wall with dread. It had cracks and holes all over it. The duct tape that user208297760558 was all over the floor. The super glue provided by Qveen_Yuna didn't hold the cracks together anymore. All the hard word of applying cement by lulustarlight was in vain. Kurama went straight to work and hoped that some readers would come to his aid and silently apologized for ruining the hard work those readers put into fixing it the last time, because it was his fault for breaking it this time.

"Hey guys," I said loudly. "What's going on?"

I literally saw everyone in my line of sight, sweatdrop.

"Is there something wrong with him?" Zabuza questioned with a tone that sounded like a mix of worry and annoyance.

'There must be.' I mentally sighed. 'No one is this dumb. Too bad I'm talking about myself.'

"Are you talking about me?" I asked stupidly. 'Oh gosh, I hate this persona.'

"Who else would I be talking about?" Zabuza asked not amused by my (well Naruto's) dumbness.

"Well says the person that dresses like a cow and has no eyebrows," I said sticking my tongue at the mist where I thought he might be. Everyone sweatdropped.

Kakashi sighed and stepped forward. "Stay back, he is an elite Jounin. I'll be his opponent."

"No fair," I wined. "What happened to proving myself?"

"He is out of your league," Kakashi reasoned. "You will have plenty of other opportunities to prove yourself. (I accidentally keep writing 'probe' instead of 'prove')

I nodded to him and team 7 (minus Kakashi) got in Manji formation around the bridge builder.

"Now, why don't we get started," Kakashi said hopping into the mist.

As Kakashi started fighting him, I couldn't help but stare in awe. He was worthy of me fighting him. He was awesome!

And then... he got stuck in a water prison. Not so awesome.

"Run away," Kakashi yelled from his prison. "You can't handle this."

I began to laugh. "I remember the first lesson you taught us Kakashi sensei. Those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum."

Kakashi looked torn between pride and regret. I don't blame him. His students are about to go on a suicide rescue for him. Not like it mattered anyway. Zabuza would just catch us if we ran away. We have a higher chance of survival with Kakashi on our side. Honestly though, I think I could take Zabuza with my own silent killing technique. Kukuku. Gosh, I hung around someone way too much. I need to stop using that laugh.

"Let's do it!" I yelled getting out my storage scroll. I turned to Sasuke and Sakura and gave them the weapons they needed and explained the plan.

"That's a stupid plan idiot," Sakura quietly screeched. "There is no way my Sasuke and I will ever-"

"Let's try it," Sasuke said cutting her off. "You use the poison senbon because you know the chakra points in the body better than we do Sakura."

"Of course Sasuke," she chirped. "Wait, is it lethal?"

"No, just paralysis," I informed. I knew that she didn't want to kill anyone. "Now Sasuke, you need to time the itching powder and the glue perfectly."

"I know I know," he said rolling his eyes. "Right after you pour the pink paint on him and get glitter in his eyes."

Tazuna gaped at us. "This will never work... I'm going to die today." He began to mumble stuff about idiots and brats not being able to protect him.

"Ready... scatter," I said quietly and we all jumped into the woods surrounding Zabuza.

'What are those little brats planning.' I thought to myself bored while the little Genin made a plan to save their doomed sensei. 'They kind of remind me of Haku...'

All of a sudden the jumped into the woods surrounding me. I felt two of the three's chakra signatures and figured that one ran away to go get help. Figures.

All of a sudden, a bunch of senbon came at me and I easily dodged. At closer inspection, I saw that they were aimed at my chakra points. I quickly made two water clones in front of me to take the brute of it. Unfortunately, one senbon made it threw and scraped me.

"Little brat," I mumbled under my breath. My right arm went limp. 'Poison. At least the brat didn't hit my left, or else their dumb sensei would be set free.'

Then the brat who I thought ran away glided over me and poured pink paint all over me. What kind of ninja carries pink paint around?! And why couldn't I sense that idiot's chakra signature?

I looked up at him and glitter poured into my eyes. "Ack!" I screamed in pain blinded. He will pay.

"Sasuke now!" I heard the brat yell.

I felt a cold liquidly substance run down my body and some sort of powder get on me as well. Ha! That brat did nothing other than blind me and make my left arm, which is now getting feeling back, go limp. All of a sudden, my body felt like it was on fire. It began to itch badly. I still couldn't move my left arm so I couldn't get the itch. It began to itch more and more. I have to scratch it.

"Gah," I yelled releasing Kakashi's water prison and began scratching myself furiously.

As I kept scratching myself, Kakashi made a water dragon Jutsu and hit me with it full force.

"Can you see the future?" I asked still itching myself. Why am I itching so bad?

"Yes," he said activating a lightning Jutsu that made a 'Chi Chi Chi,' sound. "And I see death." All of a sudden a felt a pain in my neck and the world went black.

{July 4, 2018}

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!