《The UnSlut Project》"See this dog? This is my lesbian lover."
Advertisement
July 26, 1998
Shauna's party was a major disappointment. Nathan was going on vacation with his family, so he couldn't go. Daniel was there and he was being super-funny as usual. He stole my sandal and hid it in the mailbox. [Like I said, super-funny.]
Louis was there, too. He is so annoying usually, but he was actually being okay this time. He's really funny and weird, but he's not cute at all.
Another boy named Mark was there, and I've wanted to get to know him ever since last summer when Melanie said he was super-hot. Well, he's not super-hot but he is semi-good looking. He's really nice, too. I don't think I'd ever said a word to him other than at this party.
Shauna brought out her stuffed dog for some reason and said, "See this dog? This is my lesbian lover." I took it from her and started hugging it and stuff. Then Mark said, "I don't think that dog is a lesbian." I said, "Why not?" [Because it is a stuffed dog?]
He said, "Because I did her last night!" And he grabbed it and started running down the street with it. I chased him and was like, "No! It's Shauna's lesbian dog!" And it was a joke we had between us. [The joke is... that the stuffed dog is a lesbian? Hilarious.]
If I ever break up with Nathan, I think I'll want to go out with Mark. But I mean, it's not like I'm going to break up with Nathan anytime soon. Daniel says that Nathan thinks I still like Zach. Of course, that's ridiculous. Well, maybe I do still like him a little. But Nathan is a much better person than Zach is.
It's been exactly five months today since I've kissed anyone. Maybe the next time I see Nathan, I'll kiss him. Or at least ask him if he wants to.
My sister French-kissed someone for the first time about two days ago, at the movies. She said it was awful. Her boyfriend is the one who kissed her. She said he had gross breath and he kept opening and closing his mouth on her tongue, and she was waiting for it to be over. [Yup, that sounds pretty awful.]
Advertisement
- In Serial402 Chapters
Dungeon Item Shop
[I was reborn too weak to be an adventurer, so I opened an item shop by the dungeon instead!] Reborn into a fantastical RPG-system based world, Fresh is offered a second chance at life. Initially glad to have escaped her old life, she quickly realizes that this new one might not be much better. Her new body is too frail to follow any grand dreams of adventure, her new mind is too dulled to allow any meticulous planning and this new, seemingly colorful, kind world is anything but.Needing a way to survive in this horrible place, Fresh bands together with some unusual people and they take on an entirely new challenge; running an item shop just outside of the dungeon! (Updates daily!) (LitRPG) (Slow start) [Winner in the Royal Road Writathon challenge winter 2021!] [Winner in the Royal Road Writathon challenge summer 2021!] [Also available on Amazon!]
8 194 - In Serial20 Chapters
Strongest Sorcerer
Tens of years, thousands... even millions! Deaths, rebirths... none shall hinder me. To find you... to see you... to hold you in my arms! Nothing shall block my path even if I go against the "will" of the heavens again! -The Strongest Sorcerer- This story is about a mysterious mage named Gin, in his journey through the vast realms of the Myriad worlds in search for the reincarnated soul of his beloved. From betrayals to conspiracies that involve the heavens and the hells, enslaving ancient dragons, killing gods and facing the first fallen.
8 214 - In Serial6 Chapters
OF THE LAST
It wasn't hard for Xiao-Ping to realize he wasn't his mother's son. He looked nothing like her, where her hair was white his was gold, her eyes were dark as coal and his seemed to shine under the sun and the most obvious part was her white ears that stood high in the sky while his were small round and at the side of his head. So one day he decides he's had enough and sets out on a journey to find out who he really is.
8 352 - In Serial11 Chapters
The Hero's Sidekick
Life is great when you're the hero. You're handsome, charismatic, you've got girls throwing themselves at you left and right. You're handy with a sword, you know how to lead by example, you've got a grand destiny ahead of you. Despite all of your hardships, no matter what comes your way you've got what it takes to overcome it. So what happens if you're not the hero, but his sidekick? Turns out being second fiddle to the main event isn't nearly so glamorous. But a hero only stands tall when he's got others to hold him up. This is the story of a hero and his oft-overlooked, sarcastic little sidekick...
8 200 - In Serial56 Chapters
Rat King
Premise: This is a fanfiction story set in the world of Lobotomy Corp., Library of Ruina, and Distortion Detective. A foreigner wakes up in a locked room in the Backstreets, their memories locked away by a brand at the nape of their neck. Inside his pants pocket, he finds a note scrawled in crayon reading “Help Dad” and a locket of him and his family. If he is to rescue his family, he must unlock the key to his memories and follow an arduous trail to be reunited with them. The story is finished.
8 372 - In Serial26 Chapters
17 year old Jordyn walker moves to Brighton, Shes not very happy about it, she went to the pier and sees a trampoline park, *fuck it* she thought and went inside. once they told her it was rented out she went to walk out the door"hey! wait!"
8 280
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
