《draco's the type ☹》amortentia ❀
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Old Riding Author Lunatic Asylum
Just off the A19, in the dark, incomprehensible lands known as Yorkshire, there lies a town. A town where shadow-silent alleys glint with the secret hunger of knives. Where blood soaks the chipboard window shutters of forsaken terraces stretching off into the night. Where the smog-choked air rattles with the depraved laughter echoing out from clubs that can only generously be described as post-apocalyptic. Well, that’s Middlesbrough. But down the A19 a bit (an impossibly long way down, actually) there lies another town: Raughnen, in the ancient, forgotten Old Riding. It is an equal match in muggery and thuggery alike. It also has magic spells and pointy wizard hats. And now, across the miles and across all sensibilities, a pretty nasty power (a magic one) calls out for its pretty nasty counterpart (a decidedly unmagic one): a proper sound Boro lad. Nothing good can come of it. This is a collection of one novella and four connected short stories: I. A Yorkshire Summoning II. Old Riding Day Trip (the novella) III. Heaven is a Parmo IV. Death on the 66 V. Death on the 257 In total, this comprises 34 chapters totalling around 35,000 words, so try not to worry. It will be over relatively quickly. There are three more short stories with more tenuous links to the core collection: Rush, Paper Round and Scenario 79: Sausage Fingers, all of which can be found in my collection Short Records of Misadventure. Reading these may allow you to make more sense of certain parts of the story, if any sense is to be made at all. NOTE: There are instances of prejudice and discrimination within these stories, including elements of sexism and ageism, which are purely the thoughts and actions of the characters involved and which certainly do not reflect my own views on these matters. ANOTHER NOTE; A WARNING, PERHAPS: This can get a bit weird. In less than 150 pages, we have four viewpoints, first and third person narratives, and a completely disjointed plot with lots of gaps, dead ends and no real resolution. Also ZERO lunatic asylums. It's all a bit odd. If that sort of thing isn't your cup of tea, which it most likely isn't, it might be best to move on now.
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Infrasound Berserker
Kate is a firefighter near Falstadt, living her life in the Alps between her demanding work, wandering, and enjoying the sanctity that is coffee. She's dealt with flooding, fires, and cats, but nobody is really prepared for the sudden appearance of bow wielding goblins, strange magical powers, and a game like system. Thankfully she won't be alone to face this new and strange challenge. Trying to survive in the forests and towns she thought were theirs was certainly not the plan, but she won't go down without a fight. Genre: Fantasy Litrpg Apocalypse on Earth. Focus on action and slice of life. Cover art by bacon: https://baconstrap.carbonmade.com/
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Ezekiel, an Angel in the multiverse.
Ezekiel, one of the few people whom God considered worthy to go to paradise, had the chance to reincarnate in the multiverse to spread the goodness. But God gave him the Quirk of an angel with unlimited growth, perhaps becoming the Top 1 Pro Hero is just the first step.
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Attached
The Miller woods is a vast mysterious forest, known for numerous cold-case unsolved disappearances. Cory Dunn was only fourteen when he got lost in The Miller Woods, spending a night in it. He was the only one to return after several hours, ending up in a psychiatric ward when he reappeared the next day. After the incident, the local government issued the order that the woods are now off-limits to everybody. Questions still remain unanswered about what happened as large fences with barbed wire and electricity on it are needed to keep thrill-seekers out. Now Cory is sixteen and rejoining society, starting school at Miller high, joining Sid and his friends in class. With his appearance, rumours start making their rounds again, about what supposedly happened to him. Sid and his friends love anything that has to do with horror, thriller, and mystery. And Cory Dunn's story is filled with those elements, as the boy never told anyone what happened in the woods. Adamant about finding answers to the mystery, Sid and his friends use a major power outage all over town to sneak into the woods. What they didn't anticipate on, is the fact something might follow them out of the woods...
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RE:God
The Gods, always playing their games, but wait arent I one. Let this be a warning to my children, do not play when you have work. Now let's take a quick smoke break. Being a God is hard work yaknow. Wow, would you look at that i'm writing this again, looks like I stressed out. Hope you enjoy the new chapters ill be pushing. Leader of PenDragon (old Scribble). Writer of: The King of Avarice, Metior, and Memories in Pergatory.
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D'Spayr: A Knight in the Withered Land
In a decayed and dying alien world that was once center of a vast planetary empire, an embittered rogue knight, soldier to the fallen empire, traverses a bizarre landscape discovering strange and sinister truths about the nature of the leaders he once served and about the mysterious warlords who have now carved the world into their private kingdoms.************************************************************************************************Wonderful cover art by Stefanie Saw: @seventhstar
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