《King Trollex's Adventures: The First Rockfest》Scaring The Lava Out Of Him
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*at night*
Rock Zombie Trollex: *yawns* I've been up for 48 hours without a single hour of rest.
Queen Barb: Well, YOU need some sleep.
Rock Zombie Trollex: You are right. But i have one more thing to do . . . *devilous smile*
*at the Concert Hall*
Rock Zombie Poppy: Okay, so after that, we *hears footsteps* I hear someone coming. Trollex is coming. Everyone, go into character! *Trollex and Barb come out*
Queen Barb: So, Trolli, what do ya have in mind?
Rock Zombie Trollex: Oh, something awesome. Hand me a guitar.
Queen Barb: What for? *hands him a guitar*
Rock Zombie Trollex: Oh, you'll see. This'll wake the Rock Zombies out of their state.
Queen Barb: Yes! Yes! Yes! You, my friend, are a legend! You surely know how to Rock! *both Trollex and Barb show up the rock sign*
*Barb and Trollex leave the Concert Hall laughing*
Rock Zombie Poppy: He's having TOO much fun here.
Rock Zombie Branch: Ummm . . . *tries to walk away but Poppy catches him*
Rock Zombie Poppy: Don't you understand, Branch? *shakes Branch* DON'T YOU UN-DER-STANDDDD!!!!! We are totally screwed! All of us! With him liking Rock, a tad too much, HE IS RISKING THE LIFE OF ALL TECHNO TROLLS! We have to do the plan, Tomorrow Morning! Right when he wakes up. *laughs*
*tomorrow mornin'*
Rock Zombie Trollex: *wakes up* It's mornin'. I feel like i should take a shower. Ahh, let's see. Hmm, okay, interesting choices, okay! I'm gonna go for Hot water. *lava starts spewing* *lava gets in Trollex's mouth* Ohh, it got in my mouth again!
*Trollex then puts on some soap*
Rock Zombie Trollex: And always remember to keep the soap out of your *soap gets in eye* AHHHHHHHHH
*Trollex then walks out of the shower, with lava still on his face*
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Rock Zombie Trollex: Okay, that was a bad shower, but hopefully outside will be better.
*at the Concert Hall, everybody was ready*
Rock Zombie Trollex: Ahh, Hello, Volcano Rock City! Who's ready to Rock! *then they did it*
Rock Zombie Poppy, Branch, Quincy, Essence, Trollzart, Delta & Beat Drop: SURPRISE!
Rock Zombie Trollex: *screams* *falls in lava*
Rock Zombie Poppy: *screams* TROLLEX!
Rock Zombie Trollex: *serious? look* *spits out lava*
Columns:
Rock Zombie Trollex - 11 Columns
Rock Zombie Poppy - 5 Columns
Queen Barb - 4 Columns
Rock Zombie Branch - 2 Columns
Rock Zombie Quincy & Rock Zombie Essence & Rock Zombie Trollzart & Rock Zombie Delta Dawn & Rock Zombie Beat Drop Button - 1 Column
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