《King Trollex's Adventures: The First Rockfest》The Lava Lakes
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King Trollex: As i sat there, i thought to myself, was this a good idea? The Lava Lakes there was just an ocean of lava, and frankly, if you swam in that, not being a rock troll, get ready to burn. I, not really a Rock Troll, most likely Techno, did not even think about swimming in that. I stayed there till morning time, where Queen Barb saw me.
Queen Barb: So you decided to come to The Lava Lakes, huh?
Rock Zombie Trollex: Wait, what is it called?
Queen Barb: The Lava Lakes. It's where Rock Trolls go to swim.
Rock Zombie Trollex: Swim?!
King Trollex: At that point, my mind was at a standstill. Swim?! SWIM?! That is really hot lava, how would you be able to SWIM?!
Queen Barb: Come on, i'll teach you how to swim.
King Trollex: Meanwhile, at the concert hall, they pulled a prank on me, The newborn Troll Rockers. Everybody snapped out of their Still pose, and decided to come to me.
Rock Zombie Poppy: Whoo! That was a nice prank we pulled on Trollex!
Rock Zombie Essence: Well, it was nice . . .
Rock Zombie Branch: . . . But i started trying to sleep after hour 15.
Rock Zombie Poppy: At least we pulled it off!
Rock Zombie Delta: Well, i think we should wait here till he comes back, give him a little jolt.
Rock Zombie Quincy & Cooper: That's sort of not a bad idea.
Rock Zombie Tiny Diamond: Yeah, i agree with that! Except, i still hate wearing this.
Rock Zombie Branch: It will go when Rockfest is over, you know that?
Rock Zombie Poppy: Then i guess it's settled then. We will still wait here. Go!
*they wait for a few seconds*
Rock Zombie Branch: Is this gonna end soon?
Rock Zombie Poppy: Any minute.
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*riff joins the scene*
Riff: WTH! How come they are still still!?
*meanwhile, back at the Lava Lakes*
Rock Zombie Trollex: Uhh . . . Im having second thoughts!
Queen Barb: When you are a rockstar, you don't have second thoughts!
Rock Zombie Trollex: Uh . . . Okay.
King Trollex: I was having a really hard time having to deal with this.
*to be continued*
Columns:
Rock Zombie Poppy & Queen Barb & Rock Zombie Trollex & King Trollex - 4 Columns
Rock Zombie Branch - 3 Columns
Rock Zombie Essence & Rock Zombie Delta & Rock Zombie Quincy & Rock Zombie Cooper & Rock Zombie Tiny Diamond & Riff - 1 Column
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