《Total Drama Group Chat》after the party
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-the day after the party-
GEOFF: YO THAT PARTY WAS AWESOME
CODY: i drank too much,i didn't remember anything
DJ: i didn't drink at all
DJ: and Owen ate all the snacks
GEOFF: he also ate my leftovers!not cool dude!
OWEN: SORRY FOR BEING HUNGRY
BRIDGETTE: all of us were hungry
ALEJANDRO: yeah amigo
LINDSAY: Tyrone was drowning in the pool
LESHAWNA: did you do anything about it??
LINDSAY: i wanted to save him but i dont want to get my hair all wet
TYLER: I ALMOST DIED
ALEJANDRO: wait if ur alive, who saved you?
DJ: i did
TYLER: but then he drowned and i end up saving him
GWEN: lmao
DJ: i saw Alejandro and Heather making out
HEATHER: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, WE WERE DRUNK
ALEJANDRO: i wasn't drunk
IZZY: HAH LOL
SIERRA: EEEEE IM GONNA UPDATE MY ALEHEATHER BLOG
ALEJANDRO: i assume Aleheather is our ship name
SIERRA: it is!
HEATHER: ew no
ALEJANDRO: i saw Noah went inside the bathroom with Cody
DUNCAN: mmm Noah you are so naughty
NOAH: its not what it looks like
NOAH: i brought Cody to the bathroom cuz he was feeling dizzy
CODY: from the drinks
NOAH: he vomited in the sink
: THEN YOU GUYS KISSED!
CODY: how did you know?
CODY: OH SHOOT
CODY DELETED A MESSAGE
DUNCAN: we all saw that
COURTNEY: i saw it
TRENT: NoCo confirmed
LESHAWNA: mhm
SIERRA: NO CODYKINS IS MINE!!!!
CODY: I WAS DRUNK!
IZZY: but Noah wasn't
NOAH: hey Izzy
: yes?
NOAH: have i ever told you that i love you?
IZZY: no?
NOAH: good
: im just making sure
DUNCAN: hehe lol
DUNCAN: i love Courtney when she is drunk
COURTNEY: why?
DUNCAN: cuz she wants me
COURTNEY: shut up
DUNCAN: she kept cuddling up on me and kept saying "OH DUNCAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE SO HOT!!"
COURTNEY: I WAS DRUNK
DUNCAN: yeah sure ;)
COURTNEY: ugh ur such an ogre
DUNCAN: but im YOUR ogre
COURTNEY: i hate you
DUNCAN: i love you too :)
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