《Total Drama Group Chat》telling everyone the good news
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TRENT: hey guys,me and gwen have good news
CODY: YOU BOUGHT US TICKETS TO DISNEY LAND?
GWEN: wut no
CODY: aw man :(
NOAH: why would you think that?
CODY: idk
BRIDGETTE: so what's the good news?
TRENT: me and gwen are together again
SIERRA: YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER AGAIN!?
GWEN: yeah
SIERRA: YAY!! IM GONNA UPDATE MY GWENT BLOG!!
DUNCAN: of course you will
LESHAWNA: congrats guys
GWEN: thanks
BRIDGETTE: im so happy for u two
TRENT: thanks bridge
GEOFF: THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY
DUNCAN: you already invited us to party last time
GEOFF: oh yeah
GEOFF: LETS HAVE TWO PARTIES!!!
DUNCAN: one party is enough buddy
EZEKIEL: YO YO YO ZEKE-STER IN DA HOUSE
DUNCAN: ok who added homeschool here?
SIERRA: oops my bad
SIERRA REMOVED EZEKIEL
COURTNEY: thank you
IZZY: HEY DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE ME CLIMB A BUILDING?
EVA: please dont do that
DJ: are we just gonna ignore that Trent and Gwen are together again?
OWEN: wait they are together again?
NOAH: yeah
OWEN: ohh congrats guys
EVA: OH MY GOD IZZY GET DOWN FROM THAT BUILDING!!
IZZY: SPIDER IZZY SPIDER IZZY CAN DO WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
TRENT: that doesnt even rhyme
NOAH: is she actually climbing a building?
EVA: she is
NOAH: why am i not surprised?
CODY: wait how are you texting if ur climbing a building?
IZZY: i climb with one hand
CODY: wow
IZZY: OK IMMA JUMP NOW
COURTNEY: have fun dying lol
EVA: OH GOD SHE ACTUALLY JUMPED
CODY: she gonna die
HEATHER: ^
IZZY: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GWEN: HOW THE HELL IS SHE STILL TYPING?
IZZY: i have my wayssufey48375iuworu6yfh7re4p5705
DUNCAN: what the hell happened
EVA: she landed on a tree and still alive
COURTNEY: how is she not dead?
EVA: i have no clue
: THAT WAS FUN I SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN
EVA: HELL NO
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