《Rejecting Evangeline | ✓》Chapter 9
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"Evangeline, you lazy oaf! Wake up!" I heard someone yell at the top of their lungs. I moaned and rolled over, "It is too early! Give me 3 more years to sleep!" The person let out a big sigh, "Not possible girl. You leave me no choice, it really did not have to come to this Evangeline." The room fell into blissful silence and I was slowly drifting off to dreamland. "Oh, my god! Fire! Oh my god!" I immediately leaped out of bed and fell in a heap onto the floor, facepalming the carpet and dragging all of my bedding along with me. I jumped to my feet and looked around frantically. "Where is the fire?" I asked as I sniffed the air for any traces of smoke, my nostrils flapping like Dumbo's ears.
I heard laughter from behind me so I turned around to see Charlotte rolling around on the floor, in a state of pure glee, turning as red as a ripe watermelon. I crossed my arms and gave her a deadpanned look, "You can't be serious, that was mean." She kept on laughing like there was no tomorrow, so I decided to try my best to ignore her and hop back into bed. All this excitement exhausted me even more. Charlotte realizing what I was doing immediately stopped laughing, "No Evangeline! You can't go back to sleep! I woke you up so that we girls can get our revenge and prank the guys!" I opened one eye to check the digital clock on my bedside table, "5:00 am...it is too early, I bid you, goodnight madam." I closed my eyes again and focus on entering the sweet world of dreams. Charlotte signed, "You are impossible." I grinned with my eyes still closed, "I know."
BWAAAAAAAHHHP!
I jolted out of bed, scared out my wits, and facepalmed the carpet for a second time that morning. "Damn it..." I mumbled. I slowly got up and glared at Charlotte, who was holding an air horn in her right hand and clutching her stomach with her left as she doubled over in laughter. "Are you serious," I asked her, yet again. "Ye..s!" she wheezed out. I rolled my eyes, suddenly not feeling tired anymore and knowing that if I keep attempting to go back to sleep, she would only find new ways to wake me up. "Fine, you win. I give up. Let's do this prank! Where are the other girls?" Charlotte finally caught her breath and was able to speak again, "They are already downstairs getting all of the things we need for the pranks" she answered. I raised my eyebrow, "What kind of pranks are we going to do?" Charlotte grinned mischievously, "You will see! Now, come on! Get ready and met us downstairs. Oh and wear something comfy!" I returned her mischievous grin, "Alright! I will see you soon." I did my usual morning routine and slipped on some grey sweats, a loose white T-shirt, and my adorable fluffy bunny slippers. I then opened the door quietly and tiptoed downstairs, trying to make as little sound as possible, although they seemed like pretty deep sleepers considering the fact that they didn't wake up after all the noises Charlotte made trying to wake me up.
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The girls have gathered in the middle of the living room and tinkering away and setting up different pranks. "Good morning Evangeline!" Sydney and Jamie whispered-shouted. "Good morning! So, what is the plan?" I questioned. "Well, each one of us is going to prank our own mates, so you are in charge of pranking Blake," answered Charlotte. Jamie grinned, "This is going to be so fun! I am putting pink, baby blue, and purple hair dye in Jake's shampoo and condition. Charlotte is going to put on a clown dummy on Maxwell's bed, right next to him, and place creepy dolls all over his room. Sydney is going to fill up Tae's bedroom with balloons and hid mouse traps underneath them so that he can not escape. You can choose the prank you want to play on Blake, make it a good one Evangeline!" I smirked, "I know exactly what I am going to do to him, he will never see this coming. Mwahahaha!" We got to work on the preparations and then split up to sneakily carry out the pranks individually.
I decided that I am going to give Blake a little makeover and make him look like a fabulous Barbie doll gone terribly wrong. I gathered everything that I would need, which included: Sydney's spray tan, my bright red lipstick, Charlotte's extra false eyelashes, and my makeup pallet. I then sneaked into Blake's room, opening the door carefully and tiptoeing in. Blake was sprawled out on his bed, shirtless, snoring slightly and looking seemingly fast asleep. Perfect. I gently climbed on the bed and instantly froze when Blake shifted a little. Please don't wake up, please don't wake up I pleaded silently. I held my breath and waited for him to finally settled down. He shifted once more before becoming still once more. I took that as my cue to start my work. I first sprayed the spray tan all over his exposed chest, doing my best not to gawk at his fit figure, and covered his eyes to spray all over his face. Once I was done, I shook the can and realized that it was empty, I might have used too much. I desperately held in my laughers as I looked at his ridiculous state, he looked like a living Doritos. I then proceeded to apply a bright pink and glittery eyeshadow on his eyelids, carefully put on the fake eyelashes, and finally applied multiple coats of bright red overdrawn lipstick on his lips, just like Miranda Sings. Throughout the whole process, Blake, thankfully, did not even twitch and remained blissfully unaware of the havoc that I was causing on his handsome face.
Mission accomplished, I thought to myself, grinning proudly as I gathered up all the cosmetics. I gently dismounted the bed and tip-toed my way to the opened door. I closed the door once again as I slipped out of his bedroom and met up with the rest of the girls in the living room. "Mission accomplished girls?" questioned Charlotte, grinning from ear to ear. "Mission accomplished." Sydney, Jamie, and I responded with glee. Charlotte smirked, "Excellent, and now we wait." Since it was 7:00 am now, we decided that it would be a good idea to make breakfast together. "Evangeline, could you get started on the pancakes?" asked Jamie. "Sure! Do you guys want me to make blueberry pancakes?" I asked. "Oh my god! Yes please!" Charlotte, Jamie, and Sydney answered in unison. I giggled, "Alright, some blueberry pancakes coming right up!" We were all cooking in comfortable silence when suddenly, we heard a high-pitched scream. "Sounds like my mate," said Jamie, very amused. We heard a bunch of loud thumps before an angry cotton candy-colored haired appeared in the kitchen. He glared at all of us and pointed to his hair, "What.did.you.guys.do?!" Jamie giggled, "You look, great babe, it is really your color." The rest of the girls, including me, were dying of laughers. "I look like I just climbed out of a cotton candy machine. Just please tell me it washes out." Jake begged. Jamie laughed, "It will wash out on its own in a couple of days Jake! That is what you get for pranking us, girls." Jake scowled, "Whatever, you guys suck." Jamie laughed, "It's called karma mate and it's pronounced Ha Ha." Jake rolled his eyes and left the kitchen to go sulk on the sofa.
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We were almost done cooking breakfast when we heard Tae screaming "Ow! Ow! Ow!" as he stepped on the mousetraps hidden underneath the colorful balloons. We all looked at each other and busted out laughing once again. "Nice prank Syd!" Charlotte chortled. "Thanks, I can not wait to see his face." Sydney giggled. We heard a few more muttered curse words and stumbling around before we heard loud stomping as Tae headed downstairs. Tae entered the kitchen, limping, looking flustered and worn out, "You guys are the worst. I could have died in there." Sydney laughed, "Babe, it's just a bunch of harmless balloons and mouse traps." Tae eyes almost popped out of their sockets, "Harmless mousetraps?! Are you crazy woman?" He held up his foot for us to see, it was all red and blistered due to the mousetraps, "Look at my foot, just look at it. Harmless my ass." Sydney laughed, "I think you forgot that you have healing werewolf powers babe. You'll be all better soon don't worry." Tae grumbled, "But it still hurts." Sydney rolled her eyes as her mate followed Jake's lead and went to sulk on the sofa.
Charlotte and I were setting up the table as Jamie and Sydney finish making the smoothies when we heard the third outcry of that morning. "Sounds like my mate," said Charlotte with a chuckle. Soon, Maxwell came running downstairs and straight into the kitchen. He looked pale and traumatized. We waited for him to say something but when he didn't, we realized that he was too traumatized to even speak. He just stood rooted in place, with his mouth agape. "Babe? You alright?" asked Charlotte, now concerned for her mate. No answer. "Babe?" Charlotte called out again. Still no answer nor any signs of a reaction. "I think he is completely shell-shocked..." concluded Charlotte as she poked his cheek. Maxwell finally blinked and mumbled, "Clo...w..ns....d..o...ll" before shaking his head and walking away slowing to the living room where Jake and Tae were. I turned to look at Charlotte, "That was weird..." Charlotte looked at me, "Yeah..."
Finally, when breakfast was finally ready and we were gathered in the dining room and took our seats. Just as I was cutting into a blueberry pancake, we heard a loud scream belonging to our very own Alpha. Loud, thumping footsteps could be heard before Blake appeared in the dining room. We all busted out laughing when we saw his new "look." Blake looked furious, "My face is not a coloring book." I giggled, "You look great though Blake!" to which the rest of the girls agreed, mocking him. "I look like I just got baked in the oven at the highest temperature possible and then afterward an army of Crayola raped my face," he told us, fuming. "Well, we all think you look absolutely fabulous Blake!" I told him while giggling. "Yeah! You are all ready to go to the Grammys!" said Charlotte, sniggering behind her hand. Blake rolled his eyes and stalked off to the living room, probably to go sulk with the other guys.
We all turned to look at each other and grinned. High-fives all around were exchanged, "We did it, girls! Girls rule!" exclaimed Charlotte happily, pumping a fist in the air. "Cheers to that girls!" I said, lifting up my banana and strawberry smoothie cup. We clicked our cups together and all said "Cheers!" I grinned, "Now the boys will think twice if they ever want to prank us again." We all started to eat our breakfast, which consisted of hard-boiled and scrambled eggs, blueberry pancakes, bacon, and smoothies.
We made sure to save some food for the grumpy werewolves sulking in the living room. I decided to fill up a plate for Blake as a way to say sorry and it seems like the other girls had the same idea because after finishing our own breakfast, we all got up carrying a plate full of food to the guys. "Food always makes the frown turn upside down." declared Jamie. We entered the living room and found the guys were all sprawled out in different places in the living room, all fast asleep. However, when they smelled the food in our hands, they jolted awake immediately, and wordlessly each grabbed their own plate and devouring the food like hungry cavemen. "Typical guys," said Jamie while chuckling. The rest of us looked at the guys like amusement.
"What a morning am I right?" I said with a bright smile.
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