《Retribution Engine》66 - Fruit Right Hook
Advertisement
The room was somewhat of a donut design, with an outer floor-level layer and a large pit in the center, as well as a domed ceiling, and another side portion in the back whose depth could not be ascertained, as it seemed to have been repurposed to serve as a hybrid bar and kitchen. In the pit, a pale-skinned, scarred old man and an equally-scarred tan youngster were busy beating the daylights out of one another, their chests bared and their fists wrapped by linen. On the ceiling was a flaking-off mural depicting two pitch-black humanoid figures locked in a grapple and surrounded by red-orange flames. Portions of the room had chairs and tables, while others near what remained of the murals that had once covered the walls were sectioned off and had small shrines built.
It was partly filled by some two and a half dozen people, yet it felt like many more for the sheer variance. Ikesian, Grekurian, Kargarian, well-dressed, ragged, long-haired, bald, tattooed, armored, bearing guns or blades or maces… One had a stone right arm twice the size of his left covered in purple-glowing runes, another was entirely covered in grayish-beige clothing and had knives strapped all over his body, on belts, in his boots, and so forth. Even his face was covered by a bare wooden mask with eye holes, nose holes, and a cutout for the mouth. A few were praying at the shrines, each kneeling one one leg, making strange gestures, and murmuring a variety of prayers. Of course, the Old Man’s compatriots from the bridge were among these people, one sat at the edge of the pit while two others could be seen arguing with whoever stood behind the bar counter. A strange atmosphere of reverence filled this place, despite the fact one could see people playing dice at two tables.
Advertisement
“This was a church, once,” said the old man with reverence as he watched Zel and Zef take in their surroundings. “A shrine to the Third King, Kama’tok of Blazing Fires, he who hath supped of a dead sun’s bones. Here, in this holiest of places, we temper the blades with which the Empire shall be cut down.”
“By drinking and playing dice while you watch pit-fights that you bet on?” smirked Zel at the old one. He groaned as he looked at one of the tables with the dice-players, then took off walking along the chamber’s outer perimeter, gesturing for them to follow as he responded.
“Aye, this was also a gamblin’ ‘ouse after ‘twas a church. No bettin’ on anythin’ but fights with foreign money, ‘cause loads o’ the fighters were foreigners lookin’ to make some coin. That rule got turned on its head when those buffoons in the central bank killed our money. I’d love t’get my hands on that whoreson’s neck, wring from him the name of the zipperhead what put ‘im up to it...
By the many tables they walked, reaching the bar. Just behind the counter was a criss-crossing wall of bars, with a door to the right aligned with the counter’s own half-door, a large window in the center, and a metal loudener cone overhead. Zel had to fight herself to not look at them, to only take them in with her peripheral vision. None of them looked anything nearing wealthy, each wearing and carrying armor and weapons that had clearly seen heavy use. There was one she deigned to give a direct look, to outright stare and grin at him - that man from the speakeasy, with his broad sabre and boisterous aura, which instantly shrunk to nothing the moment his eyes met hers.
Advertisement
He had them sit down at the bar, his compatriots who also sat there nodding at them and raising their drinks. The first had a flagon of dark ale, the second a large glass of deep-red something with fruit floating in it. The latter looked considerably more drunk, and seemed considerably more eager to sip from his drink.
The barkeep came over, a cheerful-looking tan man with short black hair, sideburns, and blue eyes. Zel had to double-take, briefly seeing Quincy in his face, and when he spoke, he certainly sounded familiar. He nodded greetings to them, asking Zelsys with a nod towards the old man who had invited them here: “You old Berga’s substitute?”
Zel nodded and the barkeep smiled, nodding at her again, “So that’s a fight-brew for you, and…” That sealed in her mind the certainty that he was somehow related to Quincy. He looked over to Zef to finish his sentence, “...what’d the pretty lady’s pretty lady like?”
With an ever-so-slight blush, the markswoman leaned over and pointed at the red drink with fruit in it, “What’s that?”
“I call it the Fruit Right Hook. Two-fifths black cherry kompot, one-fifth strawberry juice, one-fifth water, one-fifth unbound alchemic ethanol by volume. It’ll get you sloshed faster than most ales n’ you won’t even notice,” the barkeep explained with audible love for the drink. Despite never having heard the term, Zelsys somehow remembered that unbound alchemic ethanol specifically referred to specially-treated pure alchemic ethanol, used in a manner that deprived it of an essentia to act as a vehicle for, thereby causing the ethanol itself to be metabolized far faster than its mundane counterpart.
Berga interrupted, cutting in with, “Hold off on the fight-brew, just get ‘er somethin’ normal. The other guy’s gonna be late, as he always is. Y’know how long it takes ‘im to draw that dumb fuckin’ sigil on ‘is chest...”
“...And he always refuses to admit it took him that long, yeah,” agreed Not-Quincy before once more turning his attention to Zel with a glowing smile. “Alright, you want something else? Just don’t get drunk before a fight, please.”
Zel smiled, “Sure, I’ll have a Fruit Right Hook.”
“It’ll be on you if you get drunk,” he sighed. “Can’t let you fight if you’re drunk.”
“The last time I tried to get drunk I went through half a barrel of ale without feeling anything,” she smugged. “If you’re that worried, just make one without the alcohol.”
Not-Quincy had already turned around by then and walked over to a large barrel set on a table, opening up the tap to release a red liquid into a glass. “No can do, we have the liquid portion pre-mixed and chilled with Gelum!” he yelled, scooping a couple cherries out of an already-opened kompot jar and dropping them into the drink. He then repeated the process for a second glass, and served them forth. The glasses were already frosty and radiated a tangible aura of cold, despite the absence of any ice. Gelum must’ve been the essentia of ice then, or some coincidentally-named cooling system.
“Four gelt,” he stated. “You can either pay now, have it subtracted from your winnings, or work it off.”
Advertisement
- In Serial320 Chapters
Glory e-sports
This novel is also known as [I was caught and brought back after using and tossing aside the Great Demon King of e-sports…]Wei Xiao––the former rookie king of the league, now an accompanying player and tr*sh talk king, had a stupefied look on his face!Someone bought 10,000 games with him!200 yuan a game, for a neat and tidy total of two million yuan!Wei Xiao: «Boss, you didn’t miscount the zeroes, right?»«No.»«You want me to accompany you to play 10,000 games?»«Mm.»Wei Xiao was amazed. But just when he thought he’d encountered a generous fool and was having a good time deceiving and playing with them, he discovered the other party’s identity.This person actually turned out to be his previous captain, the one whose hands were tired from accepting too many championship trophies, the one who made everyone feel fear when they heard his name, the Great Demon King of the league, Lu Feng!Wei Xiao: «I’m sorry for disturbing you, goodbye!»Lu Feng picked up the little bastard who wanted to run, «Have you played around enough? Come back for training if you’ve played enough!»Later on, Wei Xiao became famous in a single game. The host interviewed him, «How would you evaluate God Lu?»Wei Xiao: «God Lu? Great technique, strong physical strength, and the most heaven-defying thing is his endurance!»Host: «???»How come the answer seemed to be a little strange?!
8 150 - In Serial25 Chapters
Don't Burst My Bubble
My wizardly desire is the sole piece of my soul that survived my abandonment on this mysterious world.That's fine with me.I'll become a wonderful wizard. The kind with a pointy hat, luscious beard, and powerful spells.Not possible, you say?Don't burst my bubble.-----------------------Dark Zany Adventure Comedy. Contains little swearing, no sex unless he can find the right witch, and comedic but gory bouts of violence. This may change at any time, so read at your own discretion.Enjoy.
8 240 - In Serial14 Chapters
For The Right Price
Follow the adventures of Jack, the aloof, carefree and highly sarcastic bounty hunter and his buddy, the all-serious, all knowing Spike, in their adventures as bounty hunters for The People's Federation, a multi-billion dollar corporation specializing in the finding and retrieval of the missing spouses and runaway mistresses of the 1%. If you have a problem, and the money to solve it, The People's Federation has the solution. Completely discreet, completely effective.
8 163 - In Serial16 Chapters
Spirit Caster: The Lost Dragon
Soulless, the term used to describe someone empty inside, takes up another meaning, that is a person with no Spirit Powers. A person who is shunned and pushed to the edge of society for no other reason than a difference they had no choice in. Maddox and Kuro, siblings, had moved through life as soulless individuals, pushed to the edge of reason, but when one tragic encounter sets off a series of events beyond anyone's imagination, could these soulless people really change the world?
8 131 - In Serial19 Chapters
The Successor
The Immortal God Emperor is dead...yet his Successor will one day arise. The worlds had long moved on from the greatest Cultivator of all time. The things that had been achieved and the advances made in the Immortal God Emperor's absence were nothing to turn one's nose up at. And yet, something was always missing. Because Cultivators, no matter the goals they pursue, always bow to the greater power. They seek it, they covet it for themselves, and they serve it with reverence. Shan Kai Lan was born into such a world. Born to two herb farmers whose cultivation did not surpass the Foundation Realm, yet who loved their son more than anything. Kai Lan was a child blessed by the Spiritual Plain, far more gifted and more intelligent than others his age. Yet the more profound his achievements, the greater the likelihood that his happy, peaceful life would be trampled on by those who desired his potential for themselves. The question of Kai Lan's journey becomes not whether he will reach the highest peak of cultivation, but what he will be forced to do to keep his young Clan, and the happiness it provides, at peace. Note to Reader: I am not of an Asian background, but this work is heavily influenced by Eastern stories and concepts. In saying that, it is an INFLUENCE only. Keep in mind that this is a fantasy work, and any butchering of names, concepts or cultural objects/places/subjects are not meant in any way to offend. With that in mind, Happy Reading! - Jelim
8 90 - In Serial11 Chapters
Everlasting Demon
Lex Kramer died from an illness that he is suffering since birth at age of 17.He was a boy that full of hatred to the world that did not let him live the life he wants and throwed him away to hospital beds intead of going to school or shopping malls with his friends.He died with hatred and agony and slowly closed his eyes to the darkness.He wasnt scared at all because he believed that death will better than suffering in this world for who knows how many years at hospital beds.When he sinked into the darkness there was a little girl?
8 95

