《Alexa Demie Oneshots》Alarm
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Earth 35
Alexa's View
"What are you doing?" I ask.
Y/n doesn't say anything and I sigh.
"Y/n!" I say.
Y/n looks up and smirks.
"You look nice." Y/n says.
"Only for you." I say taking her iPad.
"I'm not really in the mood." Y/n says as I reach for her belt.
You lay here with me, you're shuttin' down
"When are you not in the mood?" I ask.
I smell something in the air and I stare at Y/n.
I smell her on ya, I'm focused now
"What's that smell?" I ask.
"Nothing! Uh, I mean, air." Y/n says.
I know what's goin' on in your head, yeah
"Why is my pillow on your side? It's never over there." I say.
I know what's happened here in our bed, yeah
Y/n's phone rings and she quickly silences it.
Your phone is buzzin',
"Answer it." I say.
so pick it up
"It's not important." Y/n says.
"Oh, now she's not important." I say.
I know she callin', so what the fuck?
"I should've known you would screw up again." I say.
I should've known a cheat stays a cheater
So here we are
"I'm not cheating you." Y/n says.
"I am not a moron." I say.
And there goes the alarm ringin' in my head
"Why can't you trust me? I don't know that anymore." Y/n says.
Like somebody said, "Don't you trust him, no"
"She's been calling and texting you and you've been lying to be about I." I say.
Text in from his ex, what did you expect?
Now you're lyin' here knowin' where he goes
"This is the 3rd time I've caught you. I'm surprised you haven't caught something." I say.
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Now he got that itch, yeah, karma is a bitch, yeah
Y/n never told me she had a girlfriend when we met. I found out she had a girlfriend 2 DAYS after we got ENGAGED. Yet I still decided to marry that moron.
Same way that they come, that's the way they go
Now I know how her ex felt, feels like your whole comes crashing down.
Now he got that itch, yeah, rewindin' the picture
"You can sleep on the couch." I say.
There goes the alarm and the sirens go
Y/n groans and grabs a pillow. She takes a blanket and leaves the room.
There goes the alarm
Time Skip
"I don't wanna be the bearer of bad news but we told you so." Zendaya says.
I saw it comin', I let it go
My girls will tell me, "I told you so"
"I know but I couldn't say no." I says.
But I was so intrigued by your style, boy
Always been a sucker for a wild boy
"Like Usher said — I'm ready to sign them papers." Zendaya says.
"Eh." I say.
"You're gonna stay with her? You're better than that." Zendaya says.
I'm better than this, I know my worth
"I know I am but have to acknowledge that it was partly my fault. I knew what I was getting into. Y/n dated me for 2 years before I found out she had a whole girlfriend and daughter." I say.
I might be gettin' what I deserve
But I ain't stickin' 'round for the re-run
"She has a kid too?! Damn, must've missed that part." Zendaya says.
What's done is done
"Doesn't even matter now." I say.
And there goes the alarm ringin' in my head
"Maybe you're just wrong. Maybe Y/n has changed and is being faithful." Zendaya says.
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"I do not trust Y/n especially when she's talking to her ex. I get it when it's about their child but it's different when they're talking just to talk." I say.
Like somebody said, "Don't you trust him, no"
Text in from his ex, what did you expect?
"I know something is up between them." I say.
Now you're lyin' here knowin' where he goes
Now he got that itch, yeah, karma is a bitch, yeah
"Shit, her ex probably says the same thing about me." I say.
Same way that they come, that's the way they go
Now he got that itch, yeah, rewindin' the picture
"I'll call her." I say.
I call Y/n and she answers answers on the last ring.
There goes the alarm and the sirens go
"Hello." Y/n says mumbles.
I hear someone talk in the background and she sighs.
There goes the alarm
"Just give me a second Y/n says.
I know that voice. That's the voice Y/n has after sex. She uses her asthma pump after and it makes her sound like she just woke up after a 2 year nap.
Now he got that itch, yeah
Same way that they come
"Where are you?" I ask.
"Work, where else would I be?" Y/n asks.
"Who is that?" Someone asks.
Now he got that itch, yeah
There goes the alarm, yeah
I hear Y/n whisper something and she clears her throat.
Same way that they come
Now he got that itch, yeah, yeah, uh
"That all?" Y/n asks.
"Yep." I say.
Y/n hangs up and I shake my head.
"She's cheating." I say.
Bang bang, two-shots fired
Man down, one fool, one liar
"How is that cheating?" Zendaya asks.
Ring ring, trust gone missin'
House on fire, house on fire
"Y/n has an asthma pump that makes her voice sound weird. She only uses it after sex." I say.
Bang bang, two-shots fired
Man down, one fool, one liar
"I just gonna ask her to be honest with." I say.
Ring ring, trust gone missin'
House on fire
Time Skip
"I need you to be honest with me. Your marriage and social media presence depend on it." I say.
And there goes the alarm ringin' in my head
"Okay." Y/n says.
Like somebody said, "Don't you trust him, no" (No)
"Are you cheating on me?" I ask
Text in from his ex, what did you expect?
"No. I have cheated on you but not anymore. I think it was 3 months ago. I haven't done a thing since." Y/n says.
Now you're lyin' here knowin' where he goes
"You don't know the girl but it wasn't with my ex. She was calling me so late because Isabelle had an appointment that next morning and she couldn't take her." Y/n says.
Now he got that itch, yeah, karma is a bitch, yeah
"First of all..." I say.
Same way that they come, that's the way they go
I slap Y/n and she rubs her face.
Now he got that itch, yeah, rewindin' the picture
"Second of all..." I say.
There goes the alarm and the sirens go
I slap the other side of her face and she groans.
There goes the alarm
"Third of all, thank you for being honest with me." I say.
Now he got that itch, yeah
There goes the alarm
"Don't do that shit again." I say.
There goes the alarm
Now he got that itch, yeah
"Or else your big-ass forehead is next." I say.
There goes the alarm
She laughs and I smile.
There goes the alarm
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