“You’re a hard little shit to track down” Neptune stood on top of his demonic sea horse smirking as he recalled his Golden Trident back

*Swoosh

The Golden Trident dislodged itself from Nino and flew right past my face, I had to duck quickly to avoid getting hit, and right back in the hands of the so called ‘God’

“Nino” Miko ran over to the fallen child, he was in bad shape, if Neptune’s weapon was anything like a cursed weapon or a Hero’s weapon than I have little to no doubt that Nino will die.

“Master Udon, we need to help him”

“Leave him Miko, we have bigger problems now” It was true he did get us out of a bad situation just before, but I’m not putting my life or the others of my team lives on the line for some random little boy.

“But Master Udon” Miko said disappointed

“Miko! We need to look after ourselves, think about the situation right before us, do you honestly think we can take on Neptune and help Nino?”

“…You’re right” Miko stood up and moved to my side along with Vnaa, Umi and Serena. I didn’t want Miko to lose her kind and innocent nature, but this was a battle, a fight, that will end in either Neptune’s death or all of our deaths

“You think you can take me on? A puny little human, a joke of an Ancient Floor Monster and Guardian and two abominations, it’s just an insult that you would oppose me, just accept your faith that you will die by my hand and give up already” Neptune raised his Golden Trident to us and let out a villainous deep laugh

“Hear my words dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons flowing energy, hear my plea ‘The Power of the Shadows’ Shadow Ball!”

I cast my Shadow Ball spell and mixed some Grenade seeds and Acid seeds into the mix, I was getting a hang of duplicating and creating these seeds now.

“A light attack like that, don’t make this too easy on me…WHAT!”

*KABOOM

Neptune took the shadow ball head on, on impact it exploded along with the grenade seeds creating a massive fire ball around Neptune, the acid seeds spread across the area and melted part of the icy mountain causing a huge chunk of ice to plunge into the lake.

“That’s it, Miko split up with Umi, Serena you take Vnaa and go the opposite way, I’ll get his attention, on my signal attack the base of the mountain with your strongest spell” The girls nodded and scattered out. I wasn’t a good fighter, no where near a good fighter, I didn’t just gain assassin techniques or incredible strength when I got to this world, I only had my cling on survival, that’s what had got me this far, I couldn’t take on a ‘God’ fairly, I had to play dirty.

“Some trick you got their trash, but still, only but a mere scratch” Neptune reappeared from the smoke, his face really did only have but a single scratch

“My turn” Neptune threw his Golden Trident towards me, I could barely even see it before it smashed into my shoulder

*Thud

The Golden Trident smacked into my metal shoulder pad and it cracked under the force, however, the weapon didn’t pierce my skin

“Hmm, your armour is way above your level, impressive, how did you manage to scam your way into something like that” Neptune called back his weapon and rubbed his chin curiously

“Doesn't matter, I’ll take it off your cold dead body, that is, if there’s anything left of you” Neptune raised his Golden Trident high in the air, pointing the tips towards the sky. A dark thunder cloud appeared above him, it covered the beautiful, starry night sky

“Hear the words of a God dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons heavenly flowing energy, obey my plea ‘The Power of the Gods Light’ Bolt Typhoon!”

A massive Typhoon of water and electricity surround Neptune, I could see the grin on his face as he thrusted his Golden Trident towards me, the Bolt Typhoon followed his weapons actions and hurled through the air targeting me

“Damn it” I had no where to go, except into the water

*Splash

*Sizzle Thud Bang Boom Fizzle

I was thrown around under water like I was in a washing machine, I surfaced and took a big deep breath in. The first thing that caught my attention was the smell, it smelt like hair being burnt, that singed, crisp, burnt smell was all around the battle field now, I turned to see a massive deep hole in the mountain, the ice was dripping from where the Bolt Typhoon had made impact

“Huh? Is that rain…no” Snow had been shot up into the air and was now falling down, however the snow had been melted and it now looked like it was raining

“I’m impressed” I turn back to see Neptune holding his Golden Trident towards me. Damn it, I’m in the water, there is no way I can dodge his next attack

“There’s no dodging this attack though” Neptune raised his Golden Trident back into the air. What! His going to do the same attack! How much MP does that spell use! With no way out of this, I knew I’d be caught in the attack, but it was my only option.

“NOW!” I shouted out to the girls, they all nodded their heads understanding what I meant, they looked at each other and hesitated for a little, but continued with the plan.

“Hear my words dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons flowing energy, hear my plea ‘The Power of Wind’ Wind Cutter!”

“Hear my words dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons flowing energy, hear my plea ‘The Power of Earth’ Pit-Fall!”

“Hear my words dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons flowing energy, hear my plea ‘The Power of Water’ Hydro Water!”

“Hear my words dungeon, I ask to be surrounded, filled and illuminated with the dungeons flowing energy, hear my plea ‘The Power of Fire’ Fire Ball!”

A barrage of spells attacked the base of the mountain, Miko’s wind cutter made several deep holes, Vnaa’s pit-fall created a massive trench along the side of the mountain while Umi’s and Serena’s spells caused the whole mountain to shake

“Yes, just like I thought” The mountain had lost a lot of it’s foundation, especially after Neptune’s attack, it began to shake and I could already see the avalanche from high above

“What is this? Attacking the mountain? Do you expect to make a retreat into it? Ha! How stupid of you, what else should I expect coming from a human though” Neptune looked down at me and than to the girls, do people not know what natural disasters are in this world?

“Huh? What!” The avalanche plunged into the lake causing the water to rise dramatically and the wave of the impact engulfed not only me but also Neptune, it was a long shot trying to kill Neptune with water, but it might at least get him off that demonic sea horse

“Garrghghr” I could do nothing against the waves might and force, again I was flung around like I was in a washing machine, I hit the bottom of the lake, some of the small Ice chunks and I even think I hit Neptune once or twice. I stayed in this frightening position until I felt someone grab my waist and pull me to shore.

“Thanks Umi” I knelt down and coughed up a whole heap of water, whew, that was the first time I trusted these girls, even Umi, I trusted that she’d jump in and get me

“That was really reckless of you Sir Udon” Umi looked down at me concerned

“Don’t worry, I knew you’d get me, you four did great” I rolled on my back exhausted and out of breath.

*Low Cold Resistance Mastery-5/10

“Did we defeat him Papa Udon?” Vnaa asked helping me to my feet

“I don’t think so” I looked at the calming lake, besides from the large chunks of ice here and there, there was no sign of Neptune or his demonic sea horse

*Splash

I looked about 200 meters from where we were, a massive circular water stream shot into the air, when it disappeared, Neptune was standing on the water looking extremely frustrated, hmm, a murderous vibe was probably more accurate

“He looks angry” Serena said backing away, she was a fire specialist, water was her natural enemy.

“You pathetic piece of shit! I’ll make sure you suffer! I’ll torture you for days! Months! Years! I’ll make you wish you were dead! You dare oppose a God! Do you have any idea who I am! I shouldn’t have to waste my time or energy in dealing with human scum like you! You will regret making a fool out of me!” Neptune started charing towards me, when could he walk on water?

“Sir Udon, he is a rather vulgar man is he not” I turned to Umi, she did have a point

“I don’t understand people in this world, they all carry on about, do you know who I am? Or, I’ll make you regret that, and I’ve been called a pathetic human scum more times than I can count” Could that Creator not come up with some better personalities?

“Master Udon, what should we do?” Miko asked looking at the charging Neptune, he would be upon us any second now

“Split up, his only after me, if you see an opening take it, only use ranged attacks, he can kill us in one hit if we get to close” I told the girls and we split up once again

“Splitting up will get you no where!” Neptune charged straight for me, just like I thought

“Hiyah” I pulled out my sword and took the strike of Neptune’s Golden Trident head on, I was pushed back into the mountain, on my impact a little bit snow fell off and over the both of us

“I wished I could see the pain and misery Aquarus brought upon those vermin when I told him to burn them alive” Neptune pushed his Golden Trident against my sword even harder, it was now pressing up against my cheek, the rough scaly texture it had felt like sand paper, just grazing my face had already caused a series of scratches and grazes, not only that, Neptune was right in my face, his breath smelt like rotten fish and his teeth were fully yellow. Damn it! I can’t do anything, think Udon! Think! Back in earths mythology about Neptune, he had a bad temper and would lose all train of thought when he was enraged, causing an opponent to easily defeat him…I’m good at making people angry

“Shut up! You pathetic poor excuse of a God! Somewhere out there a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you, I think you owe that tree an apology” I smirked at my remark

“What did you just say!” Just like I thought, Neptune pushed with all his might against my sword, but that left an opening to slip under and out. And just like that, I did, I also made sure to smack the ribs of Neptune with the hilt of my sword, I don’t know if it would do any damage, but it was worth of shot

*Short Bronze Sword Mastery-7/10

“Now girls” I saw the four girls standing there waiting for an opening, and just like last time, they realised a series of spells, they all the used the same ones except for Vnaa who used Grass Spore.

“Arrr!” The spells made direct contact with Neptune sending him flying against the wall of the mountain

“Not done yet!” I threw one of my Grenade Seeds at Neptune

*BOOM

The seed exploded causing the side of the mountain the collapse and cave in on Neptune, after the mist had disappeared there was no sign of Neptune anywhere.

“It’s not over yet” I told the girls, we started to run back out on to the lakes shore when we came to a stop, ahead of us were numerous players with swords and torches, at the front of them all was that disgusting Sword Hero Weapon

“I thought you were a beautiful human, someone that would keep not only me, but my party entertained, but after all this, at least there’s one thing good about your body, it’s not as ugly as your face.” Laimus did his creepy lick of the lips and pointed his Sword at me

“Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth” I replied gripping my sword ready to fight. Laimus gritted his teeth and gave me a scowl

*Pow

I turned behind me to see the recent cave in of ice explode into the air and Neptune shoot out of it. Damn it! We were surrounded.