《Phenomena the Basic Witch and The Mind Safari》Chapter 33: An Uplifting Moment on the Down Low
Advertisement
Mena couldn't sleep for the rest of the night. She was much too worried about the terrible fate that could befall the play so she sprinted in her pajamas all the way to the headmaster's tower. "Stellaris! Stellaris! she cried between pants.
When the door opened, Mena nearly screamed before reminding herself it was okay. Stellaris once again sported green facial cream and her pomadour was in a hair curler. She looked very much like an green witch agent of Anguish, but Mena remembered that if she lived for an eon, she'd probably need weird beauty products like that too.
"Mena, honey, what is it?" Stellaris asked, mildly annoyed. "This better not be because you dreamed someone put frogs in the school pots and pans again!"
"Much worse than that, headmistress, my dark sister and Anguish are going to put doom and gloom in our play tomorrow!"
Mena proceeded to tell Stellaris everything about Anguish brainwashing that guard.
"They're brainwashing service members of the theater to sabotage us," Mena said, a look of absolute dismay on her face.
Stellaris was silent for a second, and then, she burst into laughter. "What's so funny?" Mena asked, still feeling greatly uncomfortable.
"Little do they know," Stellaris responded. "We can prepare a pre emotive strike!"
"But how?" Mena asked.
"You just told me their plans," Stellaris said. "Even my sister Nebula could figure that one out, and she gets hit in the head daily "
Mena's face eased into a smile. "You're right headmaster. I never thought of it that way."
Stellaris continued to lightly chuckle. "Focus on getting your beauty rest for the play."
"Right!" Mena said. "I'd hate to wear as much weird skin cream as you, then I'd look like an alien mine!"
Stellaris glared at Mena. The young witch giggled nervously. "Err...uh...a sexy alien mine? One who leaves people as speechless as you are?"
"Go to bed, dear," Stellaris grimaced and closed the door.
"Well that went down like lead broom," Mena admitted. "But at least I can get the jump on Anguish."
Advertisement
Mena returned to bed and immediately dreamed again...or nightmared in her case.
***
"Mom! Mom!" Dark Mena said, running to Anguish. "I had the most wonderfully awful dream. My light self just told that Stellaris about our plan!"
Anguish narrowed her eyes. "So Mena's finall seeing things through your eyes, my dark daughter. This is a setback to our plans, but in the long run, it matters not."
Dark Mena's eyes widened. Anguish placed her frost bitten hand on her shoulder. "My plan entails far more than brainwashing bumbling goons. When the time is right, evil will prevail!"
Dark Mena began to giggle like a sinister chipmunk. Anguish peered right into Dark Mena's soulless eyes. "But do me a favor, my dark daughter. Punish Mena for spying on us. Next time you see her, really jinks her good!"
"Snitching witches," Dark Mena sang. "Are too big for their britches."
"It's end up with stitches," Anguish said deadpan. "You were never the brightest!"
"Duh!" Mena's evil twin said, crossing her eyes. "Why do you think I'm called Dark Mena!"
The two witches howled in laughter until Mena awoke in broad daylight. "Drat rats!" Mena screamed pulling her pillow over head. "They pre-empted our pre-emptive strike!"
***
Mena's breakfast did little to cheer her up. It was green dream ham made from green pigs known as squigs and harvested by the finest dream farmers. It was considered a celebratory delicacy but Mena didn't want to eat it at all. Her stomach was in knots from her night of bad dreams.
"Are you gonna finish that?" May asked with green squig bacon in her mouth. "You're eating less than Janus and she's all ribs "
"Yes," Janus nodded. "I'd savor good food while you're living. Everything I eat just tastes like death itself. "
"What's death taste like?" May asked.
"Tastes like burnt liccan," Janus responded dryly.
Mena shook her head. "I can't taste anything either, Janus," Mena pouted. "It all tastes like bitter defeat!"
Advertisement
"Nonsense," May said. "Nothing even happened yet. We're gonna dominate this play like the Grasspeare goddesses we are."
"Easy for you," Mena responded. "Anguish already knows every move we make!"
Mena was so frustrated she face-planted in the ham. Even if she didn't want to eat, it still cushioned the blow of smacking her head against the table. (Though maybe that would dislodge Anguish and her dark self from seeing inside her soul.)
She didn't pick her face up until she felt a consoling hand on her shoulder. "Go away!" she whined, until she realized the hand was neither pudgy or bony.
A gallant if slightly whiny voice accosted her. "You'd tell your own boyfriend to go away right after he got out of the medical ward?"
Mena turned around and saw Tal, who no longer had the bandage wrapped across his chest. Even for someone who frowned 99% of the day, he actually had a kind smile on his face. "Tal!" Mena exclaimed, a look of joy in her eyes. "Of course I don't want you to go away!"
"Good," Tal said, "because otherwise I'd sit in my room and cry while writing more poetry cursing your very name!"
Mena's eye twitched, but she put her hand forward. "Oh Tal. I love when you get so moody I can't even tell if you're joking!"
Tal laughed and shrugged his shoulders. "Me neither. You're free to hug me all you want now!"
Mena soared on her cloud and embraced her prince of d'aww-kness tightly. "Tal," she sobbed. "My mind is all mixed up and I don't know what to do with my life, and I'm worried my mother is peering through my very soul like a parental peeping tom."
"Welcome to my own world of teenage angst," Tal said, hugging her back.
"Fortunately," he said, "We can share it together."
Even hugging someone who was normally as frigid as Tal warmed Mena's heart. Even if there was nothing he could do, at least he was there to hold her.
As Mena pulled away, Tal grinned at her. "Ready for our debut as perilous starcrossed lovers tonight?"
"As long as we aren't starcrossed in real life," Mena said with a nod. "I am! I've always wanted to grace the stage with my presence!"
"I think you will succeed," Janus added, "You're certainly getting good practice being dramatic today!"
Janus giggled and May guffawed too.
Mena glared at her friends; but Tal held her again, and she smiled happily. "Maybe I can handle this. I've got my friends and they give me the strength to deal with these sons and daughters of witches!"
Mena pumped her fist in the air. "I've got the greatest magic of all: the power of friendship!"
"Wow," Tal chuckled. "Even cheesier than our egg breakfast, but to be honest, Miss Shiny Teeth, you're the only reason I smile."
"And that isn't cheesy," Mena rolled her eyes and kissed Tal on the lips.
His smooch made her lips tingle and she blushed. But their moment of kindness was interupted by Stellaris voice. "Teachers and students involved in with our production of Romulus and Julianna, everyone gather at the trainbow in five minutes!"
"This is it," Tal said. "The debut of our play to save the world. We can't fail no matter what!"
Mena looked at Tal and even though she was inside of herself and imagined her mother looking at her boyfriend through her eyes, she smiled. "I'm gonna to shoot for the stars tonight or die putting on the best play of my life."
"Probably not the best to say in front of a reaper," Janus sung. "But I'll try to have my daddy overlook this comment!"
Advertisement
My Monster Adventurer's Guild
Cless was a girl with a sad fate. Orphaned at birth and born with a misshapen body, she would've died if the Church of the One God didn't take her in. Shunned by society, she grew to the age of fifteen knowing little love. Now it was time to leave the safe haven of the church behind. The day of her rite of passage to adulthood arrived. All humans earn Skills granted by the One God when they pray for guidance during the rite. Skills could go from a lowly G-rank to a powerful A-rank. There was a mythical S-rank Skill in the scriptures but nobody ever earned one. Until Cless' turn came, that's it. The world Cless lives in is a world full of danger. Monsters once prowled the surface and devoured humans. The One God created dungeons to imprison the monsters, but the dungeons are failing, threatening to spill wave upon wave of monsters upon the land. After becoming an adult and leaving the church she was sexually abused by a vengeful classmate and learned how to fight back using her Skill. After that, she went on the fast track to becoming the world's youngest guild master. With her dark heritage dormant, the girl will try to carve her place in the world. However, the kind of company she attracted might not earn her many smiles among her fellow humans.
8 80Enigma's Multiverse: Rewrite
This novel was rewritten with the following goals in mind: -A 'human' MC, that struggles underneath the weight of his past emotions and slowly grows as a person as he deals with past trauma and regret. A relatable protagonist whose actions are in line with his motivations, who may be amiable or ruthless depending on the stakes presented. (Caucasian male protagonist, set in the modern world with alien 'induction' into the cultivation world.) - Competent antagonists that have their own goals and ambitions, instead of always targeting the MC for plot convenience. - An original cultivation system. - Interesting and well fleshed out enemy archetypes. - Hell mode challenge right off the bat. - Lots of action and fighting with psychological elements. - My vision of what a cultivation novel should be like. This is the rewrite of the original Enigma's Multiverse, the first version reads more like a skeleton or a first draft as it was my very first work and I've come a long way since then. A lot of things from the original will be tweaked/enhanced, so it might just end up as a completely different work. Cover Credits- Instagram @just_anime_art_things
8 218Dragon Kingdom
Kyle loves video games. But when he wakes up in the newest RPG, Dragon Kingdom, he's a little surprised. Thrust into an adventure like no other, he must navigate a world full of dragons, mages, magic, and danger. To get home he only has one choice; Play the game. But there's just one catch... There's only one life... His own. And if he loses it, it's gone for good. Check out Dragon Kingdom, an epic fantasy where surviving is the only goal. Full of dwarves, elves, beautiful women, adventure, and danger, you're sure to have a great time playing along. Chapters will be updated 3-5 times per week. Join this main quest and see what Dragon Kingdom has in store. Most chapters will be 2- 5 thousand words. If a chapter is shorter than that, I'll post two that day.
8 272Quiet Tales of a Forgotten Reaper
This is Bob. Bob is a reaper. Here to claim souls and tell stories. Bob likes telling stories. (Wait. Hold up. Stop right there. Hi I'm Bob nice to meet you. My author tries to be funny. But you know try and try again right? I will be the one telling you the stories not this guy. Hopefully you will enjoy them. Anyway I suppose I will let him continue.)I won't bore you with the small details. Lest we forget that Bob is the one telling the stories here. However some things must be known. There are multiple stories each with it's own theme. The Intro is basic and there is not much to it. Senna is a girl in a fantasy world. Oh and I am the Author. It's nice to meet you.A.N. The cover right now is just a temp pic i drew a while back i will be posting a new one eventually.
8 268Blood and Honor: Honor among Thieves
So, Aaron has had a bad couple years. Betrayed by the people he trusted most...check Had everyone and everything he ever cared about taken away...check Sent to the hellhole of Nevada for life...check It can't get worse then that, right???Note* I DO NOT own the Image, all Rights and Credit go to the original creators.
8 178Hate But Love
Shiva and raavi were madly in love with eachother and wanted to get married but at the end raavi got married to dev and Shiva married Shruti (raavi's bestfriend) Both the couple left Somnath after marriageTo know more peep in!!
8 142