《Villain Tries Farming: A LitRPG Adventure》Chapter 66: Genius Kiara
Advertisement
Chapter 67 Genius Kiara
My month-long shoulder pain was gone. It gave a big boost to my mood, which in turn uplifted the spirits of my followers, reflecting in the trust and faith stats.
I had been engaged with Pook’s quest for two days. I suspected it was the black void that messed up the time. I had been a total of five days away from the palace, and the entire duration Kiara had remained in the game world, anxiously waiting for me. I asked her, somewhat sternly, to return to the real world. It was best for her. The last thing I wanted was Kiara losing her job.
It took Bono an entire day to completely cool off. If you could ignore the eyes, mouth and ears, he looked exactly like Bui’s other arm, though a little bigger in size.
I took Bono to meet his father. It was fairly simple to rub the golden diamond and speak with Pook to let us inside him. Bui obviously had to go along and Fono was initially confused how his son had turned into a female, before we told him the story of the couple’s merging.
Once back at the palace, I shut myself in my chamber for some thinking time. Ideas of big farms and peace deals with players were banished from my mind. Only the option of small farms remained, although they would scarcely be able to provide enough evilese to sustain two clans of eviluns. Despite all the brainstorming, a proper solution eluded me. The meeting with the sage had been fruitful. At least I knew now what not to do.
***
Kiara pulled at my chest hair mischievously. We were in bed. After a long time we had made love, now that I was back to health. We cuddled underneath the flimsy sheet that covered our bare bodies. She blinked. “Why don’t you use him? With him on our side you can do anything!”
Advertisement
“Who are you talking about?” I asked Kiara.
“That being who is neither an evilun, nor player or a neutral one… the one who can create quests, what’s the name?”
“Pook?” I said, glancing at my clothes that I had flung away while initiating intimacy with Kiara, almost an hour ago. They contained the health vials, the pouch with the portal making powder, as well as Pook’s stone. I made a mental note to not be so reckless with my clothes even when seized by passion.
“Yes, him,” Kiara replied. “He can create quests, what more can you ask for?”
“I still don’t get you,” I said. Sure, Pook could create quests. Well, to put things into proper perspective, he could ‘become’ quests. But I didn’t want to be involved with his poorly structured quests ever again. “You think I can ask Pook to create quests for me, and in return he would give me evilese everytime I won his quests? His last rewards were a far cry from all that he promised.”
“But he did fix Bono,” Kiara said, pinching my skin.
“You call that fixing?”
“At least Bono and Bui are happy together.”
“What do you exactly want me to do with Pook?” I asked. Kiara began sucking my nipple. It would have been pleasurable, but she bit me.
“Ouch! Stop that!”
“What if you tell Pook exactly how to create a quest?” Kiara said, rubbing her saliva off my reddening skin.
“The last time I told him, he got too creative,” I said, remembering the hellish world Pook had invented.
“Then tell him not to be creative at all,” Kiara said, “Be strict. Ask him to create quests exactly as you say. Not even a tiny change is allowed.”
Advertisement
“And then suppose I can make him do that, then what’s next?” I asked. Where was Kiara getting to?
“What’s next?” Kiara said, opening her mouth like I was a total idiot for missing her point. She tapped my cheek. “Everything!”
“Everything?” I said doubtfully.
“Obviously!” Kiara said. “Imagine, if you can get him to create quests exactly as you want them. These quests will be for players. Evilese is all you want, isn’t it? Why don’t you trap players in the quests and squeeze the evilese out of them? Model the quests after… after casinos. The odds would always be against the players. It should be just about impossible for any one to actually win. You want to set up farms for evilese, but don’t you think this would be far more lucrative?”
For some moments after hearing Kiara’s words, I went absolutely quiet. My mouth widened as I understood what she was saying.
I hugged her tight in joy.
“You are a genius, girl!”
Advertisement
- In Serial51 Chapters
Hermione Granger and The Boy-Who-Lived (OC!SI)
To Hermione Granger, the boy she met on the Hogwarts Express was Harry Potter, a nice, if odd, boy who's very likely going to get her killed, or worse expelled.To Harry Potter, the girl he met on the Hogwarts Express was Hermione Granger, a nice, overly rule-abiding girl who he'd considered to be one of the few (somewhat) reasonable people in an overrated book series he read.A book series that, against his will, has now become his life. I know right? I mean, who still writes Harry Potter fics, everybody knows the world has moved on to Worm and ASoIaF.But you know what? It's NaNoWriMo, so screw it, I'm gonna do this.Enjoy.Or don't. You know, since I can't exactly make you.Or can't I? After all, if the story turns out to be interesting then isn't that me making you like it?Huh. Food for thought. PS: this is a Harry Potter fanfic.
5 603 - In Serial108 Chapters
Rise of the Archon
In the Kingdom of Ferris, Mages are not born but made. Through might of magic and arms, Ferris has grown to become the most powerful nation in the known world. In this kingdom, a young boy named Vayne was selected as a child and trained to become an advisor to a noble family. His life was set, he would live and likely die as a glorified servant for those who would use and replace him with little remorse or concern. However, when a vision reveals that Vayne is destined to become an incredibly powerful mage, only to die before 30 in service to his country, he finds himself at a crossroads. Will he follow this path and die in servitude? Will he see his life cut short battling foes for another? Or will he forge himself into the greatest mage the world has ever seen? Feel free to leave any comments, criticism, reviews and so on and I'll do my best to address them. This is my first foray into writing, and I want to use any feedback I get to grow and improve as a writer. Xianxia-inspired progression fantasy novel, where the primary focus is on watching the MC grow and develop as a person and mage. As a note, it will be a slow process, not an insta-expert situation. Release schedule is MWF Thanks, and hope you enjoy!
8 412 - In Serial222 Chapters
The Mother of Monsters
Immortality is an illusion. Ianna Kovac’s first moments of a new life after her own uneventful one comes to an end are marked with fear, pain, and yet another death. Faced by the guardian of an ancient tomb she experiences firsthand the horrors of her new home. She will need to find allies; horrors, monsters, demons, warriors, and kings to help her. No solution is out of the question, no means are off the table to survive and make her place in a world terrified of her very existence. Even if that means becoming a monster herself. After all, nothing is immortal in Orum, not even the gods. Normal Release Schedule is 5 Chapters Per Week, Monday - Friday EST [Completed the April 2022 Royal Writeathon Challenge!]
8 191 - In Serial13 Chapters
The Afterlife, And How To Survive It (Barely)
Larry Foulery's monotonous, directionless life changed drastically, when he got shot in the face. Reincarnated into a new world, where he has nothing to lose and everything to gain, and with the honor and dedication of an part-time fast food cashier, he is ready to face this adventure. Kinda. The story takes place in the cynical world of Afterlife, where status screens and are considered normal, and the rule of physics cry in a corner, because nobody cares about them, and they are alone and lonely, and their family hasn't called them in years. Anyways, have fun. BTW don't stare too long into the story cover. I get the feeling it stares back. I'm trying to improve my writing, so feel free to bombard me with criticism.
8 145 - In Serial14 Chapters
A Page of Petals
No one likes waking up in a cell. It’s cold and dark and overall, a horrid experience. Now imagine the cell is in the middle of a town full of monsters. Yeah. That’s definitely worse. So when Amora woke up with no memories of how she got there- well, that’s what we call rock bottom. Unlucky? But I guess it can only get better from here… right? Join her as she tries turning her life around. In a weird slice of life fantasy story of friendship, adventure and magic- Oh, and an obscene amount of flower picking too. Enjoy!
8 214 - In Serial7 Chapters
Forbidden Gardens| Tokoyami x Reader book
There is smut in here, beware sinners (Y/N) was a 16 year old, a second year student at UA high. She lived in an abusive family, they would go days without feeding her and left her to die. She learned how to fend for herself. Her quirk is called Statis where she can temporarily stop time. with this quirk she got into UA high in class 1-A. Currently a second year, her and her best friend, Tokoyami fall slowly in love with eachother. He notices the scars on her body from her parents and made a vow to protect her.Your quirk: StatisInfo: You can stop time for a very short period.(I switched quirks whilst writing so sorry if it's different)
8 166

