《the assistant; billie eilish》78
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"at least the back of my phone isn't cracked. you're so irresponsible that you don't have a case on your phone" i say
"shut your motherless ass up" she roll her eyes
"i'm happy i'm motherless. at least my dad didn't get left for a woman" i say
"not too much on my dad now" she say
"we are so fine bye" i say looking at the pictures we took together
"i'm telling billie you called me fine"
"i don't give a fuck" i say "cause what that ankle biter gonna do?"
"the real question is what is she not going to do" she say
"she not gonna do shit" i say
"you know damn well...."
"how about you worry about your girlfriend. where she at? yeah say something" i say
"she's at her parents home" she say
"seems like she ran away from you. she took the kids and all" i say
"you lucky i don't call billie and tell her you trying to fuck me"
"me fuck you? yeah you need to be humbled" i say
"you were just calling me fine...you need some mental help" she roll her eyes
"you need it too with your big forehead"
"my big forehead? bitch have you seen yours? your wig covering that ten head" she say
"how about you mind your business" i say
"how about you kill your self"
"you first"
"i'll do it for you. i'll stab you right now deadass. just give me permission and i'll do it"
"uh uh you are crazy. get your ass out of here" i say
"this is my house bitch" she say
"i don't give a fuck? get out nigga"
"go work on a plantation! where you belong" she say
"uh uh-"
"at least i'm a house nigga and i don't gotta be out in the heat with your bitch ass" she say
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"i'm pretty's sure the women were in the-"
"no they weren't! if i was a slave owner you'll be the first one i buy. i'll have you picking that cotton all night" she say
"it's giving me you were racist in your last life" i say
"your ass so fat! let me squeeze it please" she say
i roll my eyes at her knowing damn well she gonna do it anyways. "i'm telling billie you let me touch your ass" she say
"girl shut your rat ass up" i say
"wait cause do you think billie would let us fuck?"
"girl- bye" i say
"you just so fine aaliyah. no reason for you to be that damn fine"
"you always on that cocaine" i roll my eyes
"i'll literally eat your pussy all day don't play with me" she say
i playfully slap her before saying "i'm going to tell billie on you"
"tell her i said wassup! let's fight" she say
"i can't even say nothing for real" i shake my head
user.liyah123: my other wife 💗
billieoconnell: i don't like the caption but ok
billieoconnell: look at my wife 😵💫
user: wait cause what's that other girl @
^^user: she's literally tagged-
user:🚂🚂🚂
user: how long have y'all been friends?
user: so pretty
user: i'll do anything for the both of you
user: my favorite best friends fr
user: ily
user:WHERE THE BABY
user: cracked iphone 💀
user: ur so fine
user:ngl i think i could pull her if i wanted to
^^user.liyah123: no you can't 😭
user: i'm in love with billie and u
user:two pretty best friends
user: i would do anything to be friends with you
jackharlow:😍😍😍
suddenly my phone starts ringing and i see it's billie. "yes?" i answer
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"who are you to be posting that caption? i'm your one and only wife! change the caption"
"jealous much" i say
"i'm serious aaliyah"
"do i give a fuck? no. goodbye" i say before hanging up
"she called you?" sierra asks
"yup" i say
"i'm going to call my wife cause i miss her" she say
i leave out her room and head downstairs to the refrigerator. i grab a water bottle and turn on the tv.
i switch over to the xbox and start playing mortal kombat. i have no clue how to play this game but oh well.
i'm just pressing random buttons but guess who winning? me! as i should!
i grab the ipad sitting on the couch and spam the camera roll with pics of me. she should be blessed with my pictures.
this game getting boring and i only played two rounds. i turn off the tv and head upstairs to see sierra smiling on the phone.
"mhm i love you too. byeee" she say before hanging up
"i hate you" i say
"i love me too" she smile
"let's go walking i'm bored" i say
"damn i'm that boring"
"yes. yes you are actually" i speak honestly
we get what we need before leaving out the house. we walk down the sidewalk talking about people.
"billie is it true you're expecting a second child?"
"how do you feel about the picture aaliyah just posted"
"who is that woman aaliyah is with?"
"are the cheating allegations true?"
"is it true you slept with someone at the beginning of your relationship with aaliyah?"
"did you throw eve into jail cause you didnt what to take care of the child"
"i threw her in jail cause she's a crazy piece of shit that deserves to rot in hell" i say walking down the street
"how does it feel to be rich with people saying rich people are bad?"
"i agree with them honestly because i know they aren't talking about me" i smile
"what if they are?"
"what have you done to help the community?"
"not that everyone needs to know everything but i've donate millions of dollars towards foundations to help the people in the US. what they do with the money isn't my fault" i say
"how do we know you aren't lying?"
"is it true your daughter isn't yours so that's why you guys are kidding her?"
"not mine?" i laugh "that baby is most definitely mine"
"how do you know?"
"because unlike the rest of y'all my wife actually is loyal to me. seems like your wife isn't ?" i say
"your business is going to flop some day"
"just like the one you tried to start but instead had to be a paparazzi. woah you're living the greatest life man" i smile
"okay enough i'm done with y'all shit,get away" i say
my body guard begins shooing away the crowd and they leave after a minute.
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