“This is ridiculous!” Jake pounded into his keyboard.

“I’ve been working here, under contract for two months now, and I still haven’t been paid! “

“I’ll see what I can do,” came the response on screen. “It’ll just be an admin error.”

“It’s an outrage. I’m your most successful Leader of War ever, and this is how you treat me! I’ve a good mind to quit.”

“Don’t do that Jakey, you know you’re a prisoner anyway.”

“O…K. And while you’re at it, update my email signature! It’s like I’m not even on the system!”