《Invincible all eons》Chapter 14 : air of fart !!
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Chapter 14 : air of fart !!
Walking around while having friendly conversation , ann ri and young master leng were quite busy. They had walked through many area and had pretty good general knowledge about each others.
Both of them held a good opinion toward each others. When they were walking around , they greeted lots of disciples and met them with friendly smiles.
Ann ri got to know that , this young master leng was very friendly and everyone had a good opinion and no one had an evil thought for him. His reputation was good and didn't had any black marks on it.
When they were walking around , ann ri realised that those two beauties with young master were sword maid but were still a virgins !!
He thought "how the hell this young master kept himself in control even after he has so charming and alluring beauties by his side ? By chance , does he not have any interest toward them ?"
When they were walking around , they saw a young and handsome man , wearing blue robe and had his eyes filled with charm of devil. His name was xia samyohang. He looked 20 years old while his feature was muscular and dashing. Had a decent cultivation and that was late stage master.
But the thing to be noticed was , he had the aura of an arrogance. He seem to look down on the world with disdain.
When they saw him , young master leng quickly introduced about him to ann " his name is xia samyohang and has the cultivation of late stage master. One of the genius from our section.
He is very cool and domineering, don't you think he is very heroism ? Truly youth bred heroism. He has aura of heroism around him , right ? " he looked at ann to and said " can't you feel air of heroism around him ?"
Ann nodded and said " not air of heroism but more like air of fart "
Puff !!
When those two beauties heard him , they couldn't help but release their laughter.
Until now , nobody has dared to say that to xia samyohang. And yet this monk , haha…. He is too funny.
It was as if heaven has ears , somehow this words were heard by xia samyohang. So he tuned to look at ann and his group , than he moved toward them.
His underlings also followed him and saw ann and his groups.
Watching them getting near , young master leng sweated a cold bead , he knew what was going to come ?
Just as he thought , xia samyohang stood in front of ann ri , they both were same height. Glaring at each others , samyohang asked " what did you just said ? Say it again "
Nobody had thought that this monk would be so daring to say that their senior brother has the air of fart !! Can you believe it ?
How many guts does he have to say that in public ?
Maybe 200 ?
Everyone thought in front of their senior brother , he wouldn't dare to say it again but the words from monk caused them to chock down till their death.
" I said you have air of fart , don't get near me. You are stinking , uff, this fart … I can't take it anymore " with that he pretended to wave his hand as if he was trying to blow away those air of fart.
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After listening to his words , everyone had their mouth "0".
While young master had his jaw nearly broken.
Are you kidding me brother ann ? You , you , you didn't said that you were this domineering before ? I like it. He gave a thump toward ann ri.
" is he gone crazy ? That's our senior brother that it is unmatched in inner section "
"He must be gone crazy !! Oh Lord heaven , what have I seen today ? What have I heard today ?" Nobody could believe it . Their heart was going "badum".
Gritting his teeth , samyohang asked " what's your name ?" Ann ri pinched his nose and said " uff , you stink a lot , don't get near me. I will die just like that . "
Clutching his own belly , young master leng released his laughter. He said while laughing " haha… this , I can't take it. You know brother ann , he is our senior but you didn't gave him a damn face .. haha… darn it , haha "
Watching his behaviour, everyone gasped their breath. This young master leng … was he seeking death ?
Glaring young master leng for a while , samyohang clenched his fists tightly. Than he turned to look at ann and said in anger " what is your name ? I don't know but know this your impression for me is not good. And very , very not good."
Ann didn't f'king gave anything about this threat as he said " fk !! If you want to give a threat to someone than find someone else otherwise , it's no use on me.
Your threat isn't even worthy for me to remember it. Let's do this , write it on a paper and I will read it later or maybe I would take thousands of years to read it if I got the mood to… forget it , talking with you is ruining my reputation in public. I am monk with a standard " as he said , he fixed his cloth while holding it with his right hand.
And with a style , he passed through by samyohang with an attitude and said " let's go brother leng , it's no use talking with those , who don't understand the meaning of shame"
Watching at samyohang first in bewildering for awhile , young master leng followed behind ann while laughing and making his laughter echo through all four directions.
While the other four had their lungs nearly burst because of holding their laughter back. Only when they were far enough to leave samyohang's silhouette behind did they dared to laugh.
Clenching his fists tightly , even enough to penetrate his own skin through his sharp nails , samyohang said to his underlings " find about him , find about this man. I want everything to be known there , I want every single details of this man."
When his underling sensed his formidable aura coming out from his body , they all shuddered in fear and nodded.
While walking away from samyohang, suddenly the sword maid ying rin said to young master leng " young master leng , I have to go now."
Looking at her ,young master leng nodded. Than allowed her to leave , watching her leave , ann ri asked in curiosity " brother leng , where is she going ?"
Young master leng clicked his tongue and said " she is leaving for training "than he turned to look toward shun hita and said " don't you want to leave too ?"
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Shun hita thought for awhile before leaving as well. Than the remaining continued their business.
From far away , one of the underling of samyohang was watching them. When he saw those two beauties leave , he also left away.
After that , that person reported the information to samyohang. Receiving information about those two beauties leave the group and heading toward kagomi forest for training from his underling , samyohang smirked and said " good , good , this is really a good thing. Gather 30 mens from our groups and bring them with me . We will have fun with that bastard leng's maids. You dared to laugh at me , I dare to fk your sword maids.
They are still a virgins , aren't they ? Maybe in second thought , bring 50 mens from the groups and leave remaining behind. We will all have taste of those two b*tches "
Everyone smiled and was happy.
"Thank you senior brother " everyone showed their gratitude toward their senior brother.
Indeed following their senior brother is the best.
While walking toward the kagomi forest , hita said to yin " sister yin , let's be careful. That samyohang has been enraged by brother ann and our young master leng. So let's not be haughty "
Nodding very carefully , ying yin replied " indeed , you are right . Let's not be haughty and let's been cautious "
Both were being followed by samyohang and his groups but they didn't notice about it.
While in the mean time in the kagomi forest , near the river , nanashi had finished gathering water essence.
"Ding"
[ host has achieved breakthrough and reached level 3 in water essence ]
[ now host can easily control water yuan from heaven and earth ]
" hm.. It is good that I have comprehended the dao of water and have its essence. Even the gate of elements would be nothing once I complete it to level 5." Satisfyingly nodded his head before undressing himself and diving inside the river.
After that he started to only focus in his cultivation. Inside the river , he sat down crosslegged , he was working on his supreme dao of water called "one with water".
In this art , he would have to completely become water itself. He has to accept it's nature and it's every movements.
If he managed to create his own supreme dao than he can even wipe out whole middle realm just through water. After all there is water everywhere in the middle realm.
Just after he left inside the river , the two beauties got there where he was before.
Hita looked around and nodded than she said " let's first start practicing our sword dao and let's go for hunt." Rin also nodded and she replied " you are right sister hita , let's not waste time and let us begin our practice "
With that both of them took out their swords from their sheaths.
Clank
Clank
The swords were like a brilliant version of ancient swords. They were curved in some pace of blades. It was like , they belonged to ancient heroes in ancient times.
"Sister hita , get ready to suffer from my sword " rin said with an innocent smile yet it was filled with mockery.
Hita chucked and replied " let's see than who has the sharpest blade here ?"
Swoosh
Both of them moved on the pace of wind , they were no more humans anymore but a deities that were enrolling on the mortal world as mortals.
They were only leaving their after images behind while leaving echoes of sword colliding each others.
Watching from far away , 50 or so mens were giggling around.
"Look at those b*tches there ,they are laughing and smiling around. I would rip those mouth later with my d*ck. Haha "
"I will fk them till I penetrate their holes. Hehe "
" I would enjoy them again and again till I don't c*m all over their bodies "
Those mens were harbouring ulterior motives toward those two beauties. While samyohang was laughing too just thinking how he will pin them down and rip them till they beg.
He would turn them into his s*x slaves , no ! Not slaves but s*x toys. Haha…
When those two beauties were practicing their sword skills with each others , they saw few dozens of mens coming toward them. And they even recognized one person who was leading those mens. And that was xia samyohang.
Their face changed their coloured and turned little pale and got scared a little.
"Greeting , greeting , greeting , my dear lovely loves. Hehe "extending his both arms at each sides , stretching his body a little forward , samyohang greeted them with a teasing voice and a smile.
Those girls could see those lecherous glares from those mens. They all had lust and desire to do them on the spot in their eyes.
Looking disdainfully, yin shouted " you bastard , how dare you to follow us ? Aren't you afraid that our young master would take action against your xia family ?"
"Hm.." rubbing his chin , samyohang thought for awhile. Than he said " nope , he wouldn't. Why ? Because I will kill him before he could. And blame that monk for his death . Haha "
"You.." hita was enraged by his words. Pointing her pretty finger toward samyohang, hita said " if you dare to do that than even if I die I will hunt you even after my death "
"Hump" with cold snort , samyohang rubbed his nose and said " if you want to hunt me even after your death than why don't you two just die first ? But before your death , we all mens will wolf on you. So please cooperate with up , okay ? Only 51 , we are only 51 mens here , don't worry , we all would slowly do it on you two "
"You….you dare to" before rin could finish , samyohang said " I dare to , so what ? I will and i will "
The face of those two beauties has turned into red as a tomatoes from rage. If they could than they would have killed this bastard as*hole already.
"Heaven cries when I make my move ,hell smiles when I finish my moves " saying that , samyohang and his groups moved toward those two beauties.
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