《A Cultivation storie : Stupid edition》Chapter 1 : A Strange family
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In a small garden inside of the Jlarg clan a young couple is standing in front of a little baby :
“Oh My darling isn’t he MA-GNI-FI-CENT ! OHOHOHOH!”
The man contemplate the baby before replying :
“Isn’t it ! A worthy representative of the future majetuatisation of our sublime clan ! HAHA !”
The two look at each other before laughing again in a dubious way . After they stop the women say :
“Now is time to find a name . I propose qezgvbzuevb such beauty in this name is don’t really have limit in the power of this creation .”
The man stop a moment before giving a reply :
“No honey that name really lack the impact of a young and powerful man , a name like IamReallyStrong would suit him much better.”
The young woman frowns slightly before replicating :
“It’s way too literal darling FYRKANTIG would be much better !”
The man is annoyed now :
“But honey that the name of the table we buy last week.”
The debate seem endless and the baby look at this parents like they are a bunch of first class idiot after some time an old man join up with some popcorn and look at them like is some sort of a show .
“Grandpa you need to take a side this stupid debate can’t continue !”
The old man look a the two of them before making a sad face and finishing the leftover before replying :
“The show end now kids a this pace the baby will become an old man like me before you found a name, during your little show I found a name for the kid , Gold that a fitting name for a member of the great Jlarg clan .”
The young couple seem to have seen some sort of genius, the man start to walk slowly toward the old man before grabbing his shoulders and begin to shake him when shouting :
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“Who are you ! Grandpa is not so smart ! Who are you ! What do you want ! We need him nobody in the clan know how to cook except him we will starve before the end of the week !”
The old man seem to be a annoyed now a great aura of power start to leak from his body and slowly condensing in his hand :
“Who do you treat stupid you ungrateful son !”
SLAP
The man start flying toward the wall before becoming a part it , adding a new decoration in the garden .
“Hoho ! The great slap master still has the skill of his young years ! You are opening my eyes each time i see you performing your sublime technique grandpa !”
That how the young Gold got his name, born in the now infamous Jlarg clan know to be a bunch of vultures doing anything they can to gain money .
What is less know about them is that their intelligence in anything that don’t touch business is not far from zero in summary a band of rich, very rich and strong idiot, yes strong you won’t survive for a very long time in the wonderful world of Murder Land : A Cultivation AdventureTM , if they don’t have any actual strength someone would have wiped out the clan long ago to take all the money.
Time start to tick slowly the time advance and the clan continue to grow like the young Gold who is now a 3 year old energetic and intelligent young boy.
A young and old man walks in the street everyone seem to be busy decorating their home or the road ,the little kid intrigued by all the activity in the city ask his grandpa :
“Grandpa what’s happening why everyone is putting ribbon and lantern everywhere ?”
The old man look at him and smile before answering :
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“You see Gold even if our clan is powerful at the scale of the country we not really strong , so the old patriarch of the clan made a pact with the other small clans and sect of the region and made what we call now the northern coalition after the founding the member have decided to have a great reunion to talk about their alliance …”
The young boy seem to be confused and ask him :
“But Grandpa that don’t really answer my question …”
AIE
After putting a little smack on boy head the men old continue :
“If you let me finish you will have your answer, Hum Hum , so when the reunion ended they decided to reunite again every 5 years, the years pass and the moment come all the decided to organize a great feast to celebrate the reunion , and the next reunion they organized a tournament for the young generation , and reunion after reunion the event grow the reunion was no longer the focus but festivity around it .”
After the end of the little story , the boy seem to have a great revelation :
“OOOH , so the great reunion come soon and everyone is preparing to celebrate !”
After their little conversation the duo slowly come back to the clan compound .
As the same time in front of the Jlarg clan, carriage of different clan start to arrive in front of the main gate some are quite simple , some other are particular ? One is basically covered in cat statues and a another is a big bar … in form of a turtle shell ?
The gate start to open an old man standing just behind waiting to welcome his guests , the men was imposing tall guy wearing the traditional cloths of the clan a great black robe covered in swirling red cloud and raining gold coin . His face was like a friendly grandpa , a big smile , tick eyebrows , long white hair and a gigantic beard in form of a coin .
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