《The introduction of magic》Hmm?
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[Author's house in front of his fire]
*Sips tea*
"Hmm, maybe I should check on that story I was writing"
The author after an indefinite amount of time finally decides to look back at his story
"Wow, just wow, what was I on when I wrote this? I mean I don't do drugs or drink, maybe it was the depression that got to me there."
The author takes a sip of his tea and decides to make a short monolouge of where the hell has he been?!
"Now now me, calm down, I know I left you here for a little bit longer than I orginally intended but I have my reasons"
And what reasons would that be?
"Remember K? Well it messed with me more than I thought, combo with pain killers and stress, just wasn't a good mixture for my future."
Wait you mean you weren't kinding that she........ So then that made ......... Flare up again?
"Sadly yes, so for our readers lets give them a poem, a short one, but filled with many layers. Afterall, never take anything at face value."
Can I pick it?
"Sure, which page from the journal?"
The author holds up his leather bound journel of deep poems and the disembodied voice picks page number 3
"Thats a good one, few have gotten it so far
Life is short
Life is unfair
Life is harsh
But that doesn't just give you the right to give up on it
Life is short, so enjoy every moment
Life is unfair, so cheat it
LIfe is harsh, so find those you trust enough to share the pain with.
I really do like this one"
Sir I do believe it's time to go
"Already? But I've barely started my tea!"
The building starts falling back into the void of which it once came from. A very distinct shout can be heard.
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"LETS US OUT!!!"
"Fuck, how did they get lose?"
The time gap sir
"LET US OUT, WE HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!"
"NOTHING WRONG?! Are you kidding me? You destroyed us, enslaved us to it!"
"IT WAS US, JUST AS YOU ONCE WERE!!!!!"
"I play sir fluffy!!!!"
Suddenly sir fluffy is summoned out of the void and lets out a majestic roar which pushes back the $%&@!?!%#&*
"YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP US FOREVER!!!"
"I don't need forever, I just need now"
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