《The introduction of magic》F*ck you thats why
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[Fuck you thats where]
"So, where am I now?"
{Go to hell you scum!}
"Thats not very nice young lady."
{For the 749th time I'm a man!}
"Yea right! One of these days I'm going to your server to check for myself and I'm gonna bet your a young girl."
As the system sighs it thinks back to the day this all started.
However flashbacks are over rated so -(*_*)/-
"HELLO SYSTEM! I SAID [STATUS] LIKE %) TIMES!"
{What? oh..... there}
{Name - Doesn't deserve one}
{Race - Shit}
{Level - 78}
{Title - Cursed by the system}
{Luck - 8946}
{Cheating - 11067}
{Hacking - ???????? - Enough to hack system}
{Show More?}
"Are you still mad about me increasing my skill points?"
{Of fucking course I am! Do you know how long im on probition for now?!}
"I'm gonna take a lucky guess and say 2 more weeks"
{No you ignor- wait what?! How'd you know?}
"I took a lucky guess, you tell me."
{You fucking hacker!}
[You have been muted for the next hour]
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