《Ramblings of a Bored man》Chapter 7 : Love life
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--Chapter 7--
Yes yes.. We can do this and that…
Oh. you are here.
What do you want? More of my rants? More of my hateful thoughts about subjects?
Hell no, you won’t get any.
I’m busy, I need some time alone, some time to prepare for the massacre.
Massacre for what?
I’m preparing a supernova to attack some systems, I’d like to observe how it goes, hehehe..
What?
Damned author, holding my account as a hostage.. Blackmailing cunt.
Fine then, let’s describe what I’m doing.
I’m speeding up the burn rate and eating the energy it is releasing for myself, and by eating, I SUCK IT WHOLE.
Tasty, I tell you, and because of it, I gained a new gauge other than Health, Mana and XP.
The Energy gauge.
Now rather than use mana for everything, I can use the Energy gauge to create objects out of energy.
Next on my list is the Ki gauge, next is the Soul gauge, at that time I’d store souls and recycle them, both making my Energy gauge generate and the mana.
I’m a good boy.
Anyhow, what is today’s topic, eh?
I’ve not been asked to talk for so long, so I thought that I was finally forgotten and can do whatever I want, ugh..
Let’s see.. How about science?
Yeaaaaah.. No, boring.
OK THEN, YOU WANT THAT, HUH? YOU WANT IT? FINE!
Let’s talk about my love stories.
Ah ah ah, so tragic, all of them were so tragic..
My first love was in middle school.
It was a very good-looking girl, a popular one at that, but sadly, her words weren’t as good as her looks, but I succeeded in dating her.
Do you know what is tragic?
I dumped her, hahahahaha.
Tragic for her, because I made her completely fall for me in a short while, then broke her heart, just like that.
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Next one was when I was in high school, another good looking woman, but the difference was that it was very pure, as if it were the sun shining in front of you, blinding everyone with her beauty on looks and personality.
Now now, I’m not a masochist enough that I’ll break such a pure person.
This one was tragic for me, because somehow she was able to dig up some things I did, so she broke up with me.
Did I cry at that time? Nope, nope, I just prepared some hand-made poison that cannot be detected and killed her family.
Regret? None.
I’m a bad person, the worst, trash, but you know what? I enjoy it, the world is great, and I’m greater, it is all below me, a stepping stone for my ascension.
Ok, enough about that, my last love was in college, this one was with no more hidden desires, At that time, I truly wanted love, and picked my partner carefully.
But, ugh… people got very jealous and tried to get in between us many times, but I was prepared for such acts and was able to protect our relationship.
...Until she got an unknown incurable disease.
Her last words were “Live your life happily.”
Damn, why couldn’t she just say something selfish; every time I remember those words, it grinds my heart, pulverizes it with guilt, so you know what I do now?
I do exactly what she said, I live happily, do whatever I want to keep myself happy, but did you know that trying to be forcefully positive will make you more susceptible for negative emotions?
BUT I DON’T CARE!
I’ve already got my share of negative emotions, and any more come, I welcome them with open arms. Emotions emotions, oh are they the best.
Anyways, the speeding up is over, just two more minutes and it will explode, to hell with y’all, stupid life forms!
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By the way, this is not the place where my planet is, this is somewhere far far away in outer space.
Now then, put up that Energy Barrier around me, aaaand…
“BOOOM!”
Yep, that is the sound I like.
Pfffffffffft… did you really think that I’ll hear it? This is space, vacuum, I can only see and feel the shockwave, okay?
Now be destroyed, you damnable systems, be destroyed!
You might be thinking, what made this system incur my wrath?
There is a planet with humanoid-like beings, and I found a hot chick and wanted to bang her.
And what do you think happened?
I CAN’T DO IT!
HOW DO THEY EVEN BREED? ARGH!
So at first, I started planting bombs into their houses and mountains, basically everywhere, then exploded them.
...They survived.
Everything survived, my explosion was just like a child hitting them, so using that, I started copying every single metal and material they have so I can use it later, and once I MADE SURE that I had copied everything, the idea of supernova-ing their sun came to mind, and here I am, doing it while wearing clothes made of their attire and material.
I also made sure to copy every type of clothes they have, after all, I like new things.
So, let’s see how they act now that their sun has exploded, hehe.
….
What?
I teleported to their planet, but… it isn’t there anymore?
Ho ho, looks like we’ve got a bad boy here trying to escape from punishment.
Tsk, time to find th-
“Disconnected.”
Ahhh, why!
I need to talk about stuff more?
Ok let’s talk serious…
Where is waldo?
Oh no, i just incurred the wrath of ‘Anti-Bad Puns Organization’ or ABPO in short.
Fine, I give up, what is it you want?
You want me to talk about how much bullshit the writer just wrote because he has no ideas?
Alright then, he repeats a lot of stuff, A LOT, and there is also the fact that he tries his best not to start sentences or paragraphs with the same words, isn’t the weird?
What’s more is that he isn’t letting me continue because he wants to force himself to make me talk about random things that he hasn’t thought beforehand, sigh…
Oh no, ohnononono… he just promised me that I can’t play anymore.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAMN YOU WHOEVER MADE ME TALK!
WAKE ME UP FROM THIS SAD DREAM I AM IN.
no?
Ok.
Okay.
Whatever.. I can wait, I’ll show you!
…
---10 hours later---
HELP ME!
WAKE ME UP!
WHY DO I DESERVE THIS!
WHY DO I ALWAYS SHOUT OUT OF NOTHING!
Stay calm.. Staaay calm… I can’t..
I need to explode that planet.
I need to explode that planet!
Yes, that’s it!
That planet is at fault!
Add more exclamation marks!
Yes!
Now! I! Can! Stay! Sane!
Yay!
…
I can’t no more, please don’t deprive me of my only way of living… cause I think I’m dead.
Am I dead?
How can I be dead if I’m able to think clearly.. What if I’m inside a machine and my brain is being turned into some kind of AI or something.
Nah, but I could be alive yet in a coma, yeah that’s it, what else could it be? That must be it… or I’m just dead person, a soul that is tortured for eternity.. But.. why?
What did I do?
“Hello?”
… Am I hallucinating?
“Anyone there?”
Searching in the darkness around me, I find…
A red orb on fire.
--Chapter 7 end--
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