--Chapter 2--

Duck..duck duck.. quack.

CUCKEROO!

WAKE ME UP FROM THIS DREAM THAT I WAS NEVER ABLE TO HAVE, AAAAAAH!

Oh right.

Where did we stop off?

Yes yes, game start, was it?

The End.

That was satisfying, was it not? No~?

Well screw you as well!

But chen boy, we have lingering questions for the last chapter.

Speak, speak you fools.

Why did it become a game-like stor- I mean, why did the chicken cross the road?

To get butchered.

That wasn’t pleasant..

THAT WAS PHEASANT!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alright then, you ask why did it turn into a game?

Becauusee, the author wants it like such.

But chen boy, aren’t you going to ramble? I hope it doesn’t become a fantasy harem story…

Then guess what?

No harem but no promises, says the author.

Butbutbut, I want chen rambling only..

Nobody cares about your opinion, ungrateful maggot, it is I who writes, not you, so you should bow down and beg for mercy.

Anyways, we loyal readers have noticed that in all of your crappy and edgy stories, the main character is broken, explain or we slaughter.

It is veeeeeery simple…

I love broken characters.

I crave for them, I want them, I want to feel them, I want to control them, I want to become one of them.

Good enough?

Back to the matter at hand, then.

Violett Blue, the first player in the game..

Since I have ‘Creative’ mode, I could do maaany things.. hehehehehe.

Down down down.. the commands list is too long… not as long as mine, though. HAH!

What..?

Oh… yes..

YEASSSSSSS!

I CAN PLAY HIM IN FIRST PERSON!

HORRAY FOR VR-LIKE GAMES!

Press this button… and that one… aaand.

Click

My vision smoothly moves from a 3rd person angle to the character’s eyes.

“Hahahahaha! IT WORKS!”

And the voice works… hahahaha…

Phew..

Now for the usual ‘scenery describing session’.

Right now I’m in a green plains, with a river that could be seen in a kilometer or so of the east, according to the compass, and the currently risen sun.

Contrarily, on the west, a forest which has trees of height of 30 meters or so, and it expands across for many kilometers beyond what my eye could see, but I can vaguely grasp the shape of a mountain in the distance.

Good, happy now?

No…?

You want to know where I am?

An island.

A veeery big island that looks like Australia, but it isn’t explored yet.

I own this.

And with my creative mode, I can just build invincible an immovable walls near the beaches, but ehhhh, I’d rather not.

Actually, let’s start some Skill making.

Map, check.

Heat vision eyes, check.

Laser eyes, check.

See through clothes Eyes, check.

See through walls Eyes, check.

Consume, check.

Run, check.

Cooking, check.

….

Alright, I did a ‘couple’ more, so right now I’m ready.

Butbutbut, chen boy, explain what Consume does.

Fine fine, it allows me to basically add the opponent’s stats and skills onto mine permenantly, pretty overpowered, eh?

WELL THAT’S THE POINT DUMASS.

Using more of my creative mode authority, I give myself some ‘good’ items, such as..

-Broken Gloves :

+100000% Regeneration speed and power for Health and Mana Increase all stats by 1000 Produce an invisible, unbreakable, immovable shield if needed.

This is only the gloves, hehehehehe…

Producing more items like crazy, and exploiting the ‘Clothes can overlap and add bonuses to each other’, I made thin strings, then enchanted every string, then manually created a band.

Hahahahaha… this feeling… is great!

Huh.. what?

It became too broken too quick?

Hey, wasn’t that the point?

No?

Because I stayed on one topic too long, I won’t be able to use Violett anymore?

Butbutbutbut... I can finally move, speak, sense!

Puck

“Disconnected”

Nooooo, why.. you sadistic writer..

I can hear you laughing, so stop…

OK FINE I WILL TALK ABOUT STUFF, BUT LET ME USE VIOLETT LATER!

ok deal.

So… what topic is it today?

Last time was about myself, so this time will be about myself again!

Hmm.. I have never told you my past, did I?

I was.. a man.

Pfffft…

Okay.. okay, I was actually a genius, I was great at maths, great in all science branches, great in close combat, great in using firearms, so I was a genius of all geniuses..

Until this damned pebble blocked my road.

I started calculating and planning for ways to crush, avoid or jump over the pebble, but the unexpeced happened..

The pebble wasn’t an ordinary pebble, it was a…

Pebblite.

Yes, one of the most invaluable types of pebble, it has been said that being close to it for 10 minutes will grant immortality and power..

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW!

IT WASN’T LIKE A NORMAL PEBBLITE, IT WAS A SUPER PEBBLITE, MAKING ITS POWER TAKE LONGER, BUT MORE POWERFUL.

but noooo…

I didn’t realize it until I tried to avoid it, but then it shot up from its place and hit me directly in the head.

Sigh… that was tragic, to be ended by a super pebblite...

Now then, story done, now let me play as Violett already!

“Connecting... Done. Welcome, Violett Blue.”

Yesssssss!

Now I’m back in his body, horray!

...so… what now?

Let’s just go cut the trees and modify their seeds to create a higher quality wood, like Super Magic Tree.

Now you have two questions, one : What the heck is a Super Magic Tree?

It is a tree that takes magic from its surroundings and consume it to become stronger and taller faster, but then give back the magic two folds due to its special properties.

By the way, too much mana in the air will create mana poisoning, but I already created a counter for it, using the strings, I gave one of them poison resistance.

But chen boy, didn’t your class give you immunity?

Yeah it did, but I forgot and just made that enchantment.

Don’t worry~ Since it is of Crazy rank, I can enchant anything with anything, so I can just enchant this piece of land so it will always have good nutrients and grow plants instantly.

But nah.. let’s make it better.

I summon a golden statue of a lady putting an apple in between her naked legs.

Mhm..

I enchant it with things such as fruit abundance, instant growth, never dying land, and luck.

Luck?

Yes luck, with this, maybe the land will find itself an incredibly rare type of seed, and grow it quickly.

Hmm..

Why not create a life form right now?

Let’s make…-

--Chapter 2 en-

HEY! AT LEAST WARN ME, DARN IT!

tsk.. writers are always forceful..

--Chapter 2 end--