** this is thinking

( ) if has mine or Jay's name in it, we're just giving our honest opinions at the time

And.......I don’t exist in this story but merely doing a fourth wall commentary chatting with Jay and maybe a few others as I go along

Chapter 8 – I’m hungry!

Laughing, Jay couldn’t help but look away

*Huh? Where is everyone?* seeing that there was no one in the mess room, he was about to ask until Sei interrupted him

Sei surprised couldn’t help but giggled at Jay

“Let’s sit over there, I’ll be back with dinner for us” Sei pointed at a nearby table devoid of people with half-eaten plates with knives and forks cluttered all over the table before disappearing

Watching Sei disappear before him surprised Jay

*How on Earth did she do that?*

Before giving up thinking it’s just a dream and went to go sit down on the table that Sei pointed out to

Looking at the food, he started to wonder why people left so many left-overs food til he noticed small blood splattered all over the table

*Hoh, did Sei kill everyone here? Nah can’t be possible because Sei looks way too gentle to be a killer and even if she did, it’s impossible to do so without receiving injuries herself*

After thinking a little, Jay dismissed the thought all together……..still he couldn’t help but reminisce when he was younger about seeing his first blood mess

??? – “GET THAT PUNK”

A man who looks like a rich skinny lawyer is seen yelling at a young boy who looked all covered up with bandanas covering his entire face with only parting for his eyes to see, is running away with what appears to be a wallet in his hand

Young boy – “HAHAHA GO SUCK MY DICK YOU FAT BASTARD”

The boy rounding a corner into an alley with the man who seems to be catching up to him, starts to worry because he realised he picked a dead end alley of all of them which did not escape the man who stopped halfway and slowly made his way to the boy in front of him

Man – “Hahaha, looks like you chose a dead end punk, now hand over my wallet or else..”

“Else what? Hmm? What? Got nothing to say?”

Even though the boy was scared about being caught, he didn’t let it show and put up a brave act to try and scare the man away

“Punk I’m warning you now, if you don’t hand me my wallet I will….

*Click*

….start shooting you into pieces with this pistol here”

Halfway through his speech, the man pulled out a pistol from behind his back that was tucked in his pants

*Shit shit shit muthafucking asshole; this wasn’t part of the plan* screamed the boy in his head

“You must wonder why I got a pistol right. You really think all lawyers are pushovers when it comes to crime kid. Don’t make me laugh, I send innocents and criminals into jail for a living. Due to that my enemies send assassins after me to kill me before the trial begins but what nobody knows is that I too am…..”

Pointing the gun at the boy, the man couldn’t help but be ecstatic seeing the boy shaking and fiddling around before finishing off his sentence

“….a killer….BANG”

As quick as he said the word ‘BANG’, the boy clutched his stomach and cried

“ARGH please spare me, PLEASE”

Seeing the display before the man, he couldn’t help but laughed at the boy’s dying act when he didn’t even pull the trigger but merely shouted ‘BANG’

“HAHAHAHA, did you see the look on your face kid? Hahahah that was priceless hahaha”

Clutching his stomach, he bends over and laughed even more. After a minute of laughing, he stops and walks up to the boy

“Alright boy, hand the wallet over. Be thankful I have urgent business to attend to or else I would have shot you dead. Such is the perks of being rich” as the man showed a devilish smile

As he grabs his wallet, he position his gun into his back pants and starts walking away from the crying boy who is slumped over his stomach on the ground

*BANG*

*Huh?*

The man noticing a strange feeling from his stomach looks down and see red colour slowly spreading out over his white shirt

*Huh? Why is my shirt red*

“This is for humiliating me fucker”

*BANG*

“This is for spitting on my food”

*BANG*

“This is for...”

*BANG*

*BANG*

*BANG*

After empting the clip, the boy watched as the man spasm before he stopped with a blood puddle slowly forming

“…killing my mother”

Having killed one of his targets, the boy walks up to the dead body and retrieves the gun on his back then starts walking away with the gun he took, hid it in the jersey he was wearing and holding it as naturally as he could as he made his way out of the desolate alley into the busy streets that is celebrating ANZAC day

(It’s rare to find big celebrations of any kind in the streets of New Zealand so I made the ANZAC day parading down the street loudly to hide his gunshots - sushi)

As the boy makes his way down the street, he notice some rich kid who doesn’t look like he’s from here, yelling at a waiter in an expensive looking restaurant

“YOU FUCKEN PRICK, YOU CALL THIS PIECE OF SHIT…

*the kid holds up dangling a piece of Paua*

…THE BEST SEAFOOD YOU GOT”

*Fucking rich cunts, appreciate life for once…….seeing that you’re still yelling at the waiter over the Paua is unforgivable*

(I love my Pauas haha, click name for more info on what a paua is – sushi)

*Rumble*

“Huh?” Realizing Jay was thinking of his past and his stomach interrupted him

“Oh, forgot I was hungry, more eating less thinking. FOOD IS SERVED!”

And so he ate the left-overs on the table. The food on his plate was a half-eaten and two untouched marinaded chicken with mashed pumpkin potatoes and corn on the side

*Wow, the food here is fucking amaz..*

*SMACK*

Surprised he stood up, with a chicken leg stuffed in his mouth

“OOHH WAA WAAK WAA WAA WAA WAAK WE” (Who the fuck was that that slapped me)

“Don’t you dare talk to me with that chicken in your mouth”

Seeing it was Sei that slapped him, Jay was confused

*Why the hell did she slap me for*

*Puh*

Taking the chicken out of his mouth, he asked her why he slapped her

“You are eating food from other people, that’s a disgusting thing you did there”

Jay raised an eyebrow at her comment

“What? Disgusting? There’s nothing disgusting about eating food Sei”

“No but there is a difference between eating your own food and eating other people’s left-overs”

“No there isn’t”

“Yes there is”

“No there isn’t”

“Then eat this dinner I brought over”

“After I finish the chicken”

“No you won’t”

“Yes I will, this chicken is tasty Sei so just let me finish it first”

“You will not finish that chicken”

“Who do you think you are? My mother?”

Sei hearing the word ‘Mother’ smiled but not smiling

“You know I’m not THAT old, right Jay?”

Jay looking at her smile couldn’t help but sweat a little

“Oh haha, did I say mother? No, I must have misspoken; I meant are you my sister”

“Good, it’s good that you remembered that I am your big sister. Now listen to big sister and put down that chicken and sit down” giving Jay the look that she will kill him should he choose to disobey her

Putting the chicken down, Jay turned around and sat back on the chair awaiting further orders

*Sigh, why are men so vulgar* as Sei rub her head trying to dispel the headache she accumulated from her talk with Jay as she made all the food in the hall disappear with a slight movement of her hand and sat down opposite of Jay to watch and make sure he follows table manners

With another slight movement of her hand that Jay didn’t even notice due to her speed. Food appeared in mid-air then landed softly in front of them

What appeared before them was a plate half filled with rice and the other side with strips of deep fried meat covered in bread crumb with funny looking yellow and white thing that Jay suspected was eggs (basically Katsudon – sushi)

After a quick smell, Jay’s eyes lit up on this heavenly smell and made a dash for it

*SMACK*

“What the hell!? Why’d you smack my hand for?”

“Because you did not say thank you….”

“Thank you, now can we eat” Jay interrupted as he was drooling so much that he can taste the food through smell alone and didn’t want to hear anymore lecture from Sei

“…..I’m not fini...”

“Yes you are, now can we eat?”

“If you interrupt m….”

“Hurry up already Sei, I’m hungry sheez” Jay complained

*Twitch*

“You interrupt me ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCKEN CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED IT TO YOU!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!??” seeing that Jay was about to cut her off she snapped and yell at him before he could voice his displeasure

“……..”

Seeing that Jay understood, Sei was happy with herself

“Good, now say thank you to your big sister”

“Th-thank you big sister”

Sei happily clapped with Jay following along with his own version of a clap that didn’t make any sound

“Dinner is served, now you can eat Jay”

“IS THAT SISTER SEI VOICE I HEAR!?”

*Hm?*

Hearing her name be called out, Sei turned around to where the voice was coming from and saw a familiar person, she happily called out

“SISTER YAN”

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