** this is thinking

( ) if its got mine or Jay's name in it, we're just giving our honest opinions at the time

And.......i dont exist in this story but merely doing a fourth wall commentary chatting with Jay and maybe a few others as i go along

Chapter 7 - BOOBS!! *Ahem* I meant FOOD

Shocked at Jay coughing out, Sei couldn’t help but be happy and thankful that he lived and the fact that she didn’t kill him

“NOOOO MAAAH PRECIOUS BOOBS, DON’T LEEEAAVVEE….”

*Huh?*

*Did he just say boobs? Guess I’ll ask myself*

As she walks closer, Jay starts to attack her with a right punch which she reflectively dodged with ease due to how slow Jay was that she could have had a cup of tea made and eat a packet of biscuits before his right hand even arrived, as the hand gets to 2cm from her face. Rolling her eyes at the ungodly speed displayed before her, she slapped him

In the darkness devoid of any life except a pulsing orb floating inside, a sound can be heard from this orb

*Huh? What happened? Why is it dark here?*

Jay who said this couldn’t help but turn his head to look around but the strange thing was he couldn’t feel his neck turning or if he is even turning around to search at all. This puzzled him thinking why he can’t feel his neck but what is most important is how on earth he got into a place so dark that he searched 360° around himself to see if there is anything odd. After searching around and the answer amount to nothing, he started to think back to see if he could remember anything that could help in his current predicament.

*Sigh*

*Ok firstly, I remember taking a leak……no that’s too long ago*

Trying hard to remember before coming here searching his brain as best as he can for any clues

Few minutes later

*That’s it! I was standing in a packed mess room looking for Troy until someone called out to me……..what happened after that?*

Thinking a little, suddenly he yelled

*BOOBS!*

*That’s right, I remember getting buried in some bouncy breast……..if I’m correct it should belong to Sei……..ok so…….I was enjoying the feeling of her breasts but that doesn’t exactly help in this situation I got myself in….*

Coming to a realization then sighing

*That’s right, I was suffocated to death by those breast…….hah, not that I mind the way I died but she coulda at least grant my final wish*

The final wish being having sex with Sei (that won’t happen under my watch bitch – sushi)

Suddenly the darkness changed into white and out appeared what looks strangely like a giant breast with hard nipple poking out. Jay being the breast lover he is, didn’t think for a second before diving for that nipple and try to suck on it

*Huh? What the hell? Where the hell is my mouth?*

Realising he doesn’t have a mouth, couldn’t help but look down to see if he still got his body. The result, he doesn’t have a body

*MY BODY, NOOOOO*

After screaming for a few minutes about losing his body, he stopped and consoled himself till he started coughing up saliva stuck in his throat til he saw in the side of his eye that the breast in front of him is slowly fading out of existence that he stopped coughing because the breast is leaving him

“NOOOO MAAAH PRECIOUS BOOBS, DON’T LEEEAAVVEE….”

*SLAP*

“THE FUCK?” opening his eyes to see Sei standing there with her face smiling yet not smiling

“Huh? I can see, I CAN FUCKEN SEE HAHAHA” being ecstatic about escaping from the darkness that in his blindness of being happy, hugged Sei until Sei interrupted his celebration by squeezing his hand making cracking sounds

“Ow ow ow ow owow that hurts Sei”

“Who said you can hug me Jay” noticing that Sei still squeezing his hand while smiling couldn’t help feel scared and blurt out

“Because I was happy ow ow to be ow ow alive again, thank you”

“Really?” Sei let go of his hand and showed an intensive gaze questioning him searching for any lie

“Yes and sorry I hugged you that may have offended you” Jay replied sincerely while tending to his crushed hand crying a little, which surprised Sei because what he said, he said so with sincerity and honesty. She berated herself thinking that he hugged her with lecherous thought

“I’m sorry” Sei bowed which confused Jay

“What? No no no need to bow, I was in the wrong” Jay winced while trying to put up a brave face

Noticing that Jay was trying to put a brave act on, Sei couldn’t help but sigh at men’s so called manly pride

“Here, give me your hand”

Seeing the gesture, Jay couldn’t help but walk backward, which sadden Sei thinking haven’t he already been through enough

“Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you. I just need your hand to heal it ok?” Sei nervously asked

Looking at how Sei is fidgeting before, this sent her already beautiful appearance in his mind into a godly existence. Appearing so godly that he got hard straight away. Luckily the robe was loose enough to hide his sword or else he would have been a dead man

“Jay?” Sei called out softly because she thought he was scared because he didn’t say anything but stared blankly at her, how wrong she could be when he was dreaming about her body until she called out which broke him out of his dream

“Huh? Oh yeah sorry” extending his hand to Sei, Jay couldn’t help but think how lucky he is to see her in his lifetime

Sei hearing this couldn’t be any happier and grabbed his hand with faint glow surrounding her and Jay’s hand as she closed her eyes. Thinking this will be a bit hard she closed her eyes and willed her mana to heal Jay’s hand but what she didn’t expect was that there was no resistance when her mana entered Jay which shocked her until realising it was probably because he just came back to life

Shocked at the display, Jay couldn’t help but become slack jawed because his hand healed instantaneously. As far as he know, that’s an impossible feat healing a hand instantaneously , sure there are nanotechnology capable of healing but that only exist in movies and not in reality yet the truth is before his eyes. He didn’t accept the display before him and thought his eyes were playing tricks yet when he moved his hand, he couldn’t feel the pain he experienced before so he struggled to ask Sei

“Ho-how did yo-you do that?”

Confused, Sei answered

“Isn’t it simple? You just will your mana or energy inside you to help mend the wound, but since I noticed no mana or energy in you, most likely from when you died…” she avoids eye contact until she summon her courage and continued on “…I took it upon myself to heal you until you regain your powers back”

Jay not listening to anything that Sei said except for the 3 words that was aimed at his pride ‘Isn’t it simple’ resounding in his mind couldn’t help but retort in his mind

*If it were so simple, I wouldn’t be crying over the pain caused by your monstrous hand Sei*

He stopped in his track because what he heard next caught his attention ‘You just will your mana or energy inside you to help mend the wound, but since I noticed no mana or energy in you’

*Mana…..I’ve heard this word before but what exactly is it*

“Thank you Sei and I want to ask again but what is mana?”

“You don’t know?” Sei stopped because she remembered something

“Ah that must be it; you must be one of them. Not surprising so I’ll…” she got interrupted midway because a grumbling sound growled loudly in the empty mess room

“Hahaha, I forgot I was hungry haha” Jay getting embarrassed

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