Yay... early chap? I gues... well, i'll post this now cuz.. why the fuck not? Random updates.... lol

I know... i just said i would make weekly releases... but Hey... i might make another one and post it on tuesday... or thursday... i think

***Bloodrose Kingdom***

***THEO***

As I was done talking, all the eyes in the room turned towards me.

“Kyaaaa!” shouted all the girls in unison. Sighing, I walked towards the corner of the room. Casting [Earthen Wall] I made myself clothes using C.E. a black shirt, pants and a black hoodie. Why all black? I just felt like it… Hehe. After cancelling the magic, i can feel everyone's intense gaze.. No... i think its just the males... What did i do?

The king pointed at me “Oi, you, where did you learn how to use magic? And an intermediate one at that.”

Everyone turns to look at me. I’m not sure on what I’m supposed to say… was erecting a wall a bad idea after all?... hee... “I Don’t know? My body moved on its own” I said… trying to fake innocence. I wonder if he’ll believe me.

The king cleared his throat to get everyone’s attention and spoke “ahem~ As I said before… We have summoned you to this world, and we would like your cooperation in the subjugation of the Demon lord.”

“Houhou… well, this is a nice change of pace…”

“-Right? And plus the king will have to give each of you a weapon from the treasury.-“

“Oh really? If that’s true… then I want to do something that nobody has ever done before… [Dual Wielding Greatswords].. I mean we already have Grandark right?”

"-But aren't you already making guns? isn't it a bit overkill?-"

"Heee? Arcien, Arcien, you can never have too much weapons..."

As I was speaking to Arcien in my mind, the king called for one of his followers. A hooded man, carrying a round black orb walked to the middle of the room as he spoke “This is an orb that determines your name, age, race and some other things, it is an upgraded version of the one that the guild uses”

“Each of you are to place your hand on the orb and read out loud whatever appears.”

After a series of turns, it was finally my turn. Walking over to the orb, I place my hand on top of it, hesitantly, since the matter about the guild orb exploding when I placed my hand on it, came to mind. ‘Eh, who cares.. they summoned me anyways… right? Its akin to kidnapping… well Arc teleported me but they don’t know that’ I thought as I reach out to the orb.

After placing my hand onto the cold surface. A blue window popped up.

STATUSTheoAge267(16)[/tr]RaceDeusphage(human)TitleThe only one of his kind, God’s Toy, God’s Heir, Bored one, ???OccupationGod’s Servant (Summoned Hero)

(I've been studying tables for a day... just for this... i had to type this in as i make these chapters on my phone... since my PC is DEDS... Hahahaha.. YES, PRAISE ME MORE)

Okay, so the ones in the Parentheses are the ones they see? Okay.. uh huh… the hell? What in the fuck is ‘God’s servant’? I don’t take orders from anybody! Oh wait… no… noo… it can’t be…

So does my “phage” from deusphage come from “paige”? Which means young servant… but it’s a girls name? Nonono.. it may also be used as a boys name… SHIT! I’ll be sure to give him a good punch for this… and what is “???” (if you guys didn't know, phage is used in forming compound words... like phagocytes.... soo ye... and it means a thing that devours...)

Seeing that I was staring at the air for too long, the guy that was holding the orb claps his hands to get me out of my thoughts.

“Ah!” I almost punched the guy… whew... Sighing, I announced my information, though I only told them “The bored one” as for titles… whats with the tense atmosphere?

(Whats going on in every guys minds, "Haaa? You've already attracted all the girls and you still have the guts to say that you're BORED!? i'll fucking kill you)

After announcing my status, the last guy places his hands on the orb.

***kimura POV***

‘Wow… this is it. A new world and a new start.’ I thought as I made my way towards the orb, walking past the strange guy with an “Eighth grade syndrome” feel… well, I too enjoy my anime, but not to the extent of an otaku. (AUTHOR NOTE: If you don’t know the meaning of What an actual otaku is, and only know the western meaning here is what it actually means. “an otaku is someone who is obsessed with computers/or particular aspects of a popular culture that its actually screwing with their social skills… Soo… yea xD knowledge to those that didn’t know…)

Placing my hand on the orb… phew… this thing is cold… a window then pops up in front of me.

STATUSKimura AoiAge16[/tr]RacehumanTitle???’s vessel candidate, otherworlderOccupationGuinea pig

What the fuck? Is this? Are you fucking with me? And what is that vessel candidate thing? Your shitting me right? And that Guinea pig occupation…?

Hahahaha…Hahahaha! This is stupid… is this karma? Maybe… I’m not sure anymore… thus I recited my status… the king grinned while everyone laughed after I recited my status… Hey! I know it’s pitiful, but you don’t have to laugh at it… I think…

“You, Kimura-san. COME.” He said.. then he continued, pointing to one of his servants “you, lead them to the treasury to pick their weapons and train them in the [Behemoth’s dungeon]” then he started walking while motioning me to follow.

I, of course, followed suite.

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After following him across all the intersections inside the castle, it felt like we were going in circles as each corridor almost looked the same, except for some doors here and there, you couldn’t tell the difference! How is he doing it? Does he have a map or something?

“Ah... we’ve arrived.” He said as he opened the door to his… Library? Well, surely it must be. Look at all dem bookz. The room is just as big as a whole house… except it only has books and a set of table and chairs in the middle…

He sat on one of the chairs and gestured me to sit opposite to his. Then he spoke “So, Kimura-san, do you know what your “??? Vessel candidate” means?”

Shaking my head as I replied with an “I’m sorry, I don’t know..” he then chuckled and said “its fine… though, let me ask you, Do you desire Power?”

What kind of question is that? Thinking of my status earlier, I wasn’t even classified as a summoned hero like the others… so.. yes of course! I want power.

“yes” I replied in a firm tone. The king once again, grins, and walks to one of the bookshelves. Pushing it, it revealed another bookshelf, but this one is more worn out, he then pulls one book down, like a lever. Then the bookshelf slowly moves to the side as it reveals a hidden staircase.

We walk down the staircase. I can feel the air getting colder as we descend. After walking for around 30 min, my stamina is slowly dropping while I breathe heavily, trying to catch my breath. “Almost there” he said…

“Phew… that was one long ass staircase..” I said as we reached the bottom.. a room with a weird pattern in the middle reveals itself.

“Now then, step onto the magic circle, if you would.”

Stepping into the middle of the pattern, the king spoke.

“Then let’s begin”

AUTHORS CORNER:

Phew... those tables were so repetitive my thumbs hurt... i'll go rethink my life now...

HAH, JK IM FCKING 14... I HAVE NO JOB... or LIFE for that matter.......... ;-;

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