《The Accidental Immortal Warrior》Chapter 5 I think weapons are fun
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there are some changes now we have different icon for different reasons such as in the head thoughts will be like this ( ) Souske icon will be * Granpa icon will be ^ so if any sentence has these icon at the end of them you know who is talking.
The transaction to place and order for clothes and armor was done, as well the other skins where sold for eh decent price made the trip over worth it. With all of these priority done my Grandpa was walking his way over to me calling me its done so let’s get going to the other places you wanted to go^, I turned around and walk over to my grandpa then I replied alright since we are done here can we head to the weapon shop I want to see if I could find any medium class weapons to buy I think it is time I learn to use a weapon or two*,
My grandpa looks at me question with the look of curiosity, to my request for weapons, if you all heave been reading along I have said many time that I am only six so this is definitely not a normal question from the child my age.*.
Alright if that is what you really want to go and get then I might as well help you since we have a decent history involved with weapons and armies included^, my eyebrow went up*, how is it we have a history with armies’ grandpa*, this kind of random information is making all the more curious as to the reason we have a history with armies*.
(After his little statement my Grandpa headed out of the tanner shops door, with me running to catch up I really hate being short sometimes)* he headed in the direction towards the east section of town near the smithy and armorer*, Alright let’s go look at weapons I cheered out loud to the annoyance of my Grandpa give me a scowl*, so what Old man I am still a kid give me a break you know*, I am only going to be so young for so long ya know*.
The trip to the east side of town took about eh half an hour of time, we even stop by a food cart and even got a few skewers of meat cost only 10 copper coins for the three skewers*, Ah hot food on a chilly morning like this wensday*.
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(As we get closer to the weapon shop we hear the sounds of hammers ringing on anvils it got louder as we got closer,) (all this sound and smoke can really wonder if ya can get hearing loss early in your age around this world of Methados all of these thoughts come mind,) As I thought while walking to the weapon shop*, My Grandpa took the lead as usual he opened the door to the weapon shop^,The interior was filled with weapons of all kinds, from the smallest to the biggest*, to the lightest and the heaviest*, (if anyone else was here this would I would guess a weapon otaku’s wet dream come true.)
(When my Grandpa walk through the door he was greeted by a man built like bear but had a medium voice greeting us,) Welcome to manfair weapon shop the only place in town that will satisfy your need for weapons you have needs, we are going to look around a bit no worries you will have sales today we came to get a few weapons^, I looked over at my Grandpa and said help me find some medium class swords and sabers also a spear as well*.
(With that statement, we both headed to either side of the weapon shop looking at all the different weapons,) I headed to the left side of the shop*, Grandpa said he would head over to the right side of the shop^,
Looking at all these weapons can make an old man like me drool inside^, I never had much when I was young was poor and an my single parent father wasn’t much help to boot^,
I think it time I got back to what I was doing before helping my grandson look for some weapons, hmm, I thought he was still too young for weapons but with him already cultivated his muscles I would guess this would be the next course of action for a six-year-old child cultivator^, I looked around saw some cheap weapons then saw some medium rank swords saber and the spears^, While I was thinking to call my grandson over to look at the weapons that he asked me to help look for^, instead I hear my grandson calling out Grandpa I found some weapons I think I want^.
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(Looking at all these weapons on their rack and shelf placement I looked around up and down side to side,) while I was getting deeper in the aisles of weapons eh pair of swords caught my attention*, they look to be well crafted and not flashy at all with two different animal head shape pommels, they were both around 4 foot long with the handle*, in size measurement of 42 inches in length of the blade adding the handle another 6 inches makes the sword overall length 48 inches long*, with of the sword for being double edged was 3 and half inches*, both of the swords had the same length but different pommels on them one had the facial look of eh shadow panther class senior apprentice spirit monster*, the other pommel had eh facial look of the lighting tiger this is a class 6 or we could say peak senior student rank monster spirit class*.
(These two swords were definitely on my list to buy,) while I continued on my way deeper into the rows upon rows of weapon found a pair of sabers almost like the swards design*, they had the same with and length to the swords but was only single edged like a large chopping blade*, their pommels had same heads on them in their design one had the look of eh Demon Wolf the other pommel had the head of eh water dragon*, (now if these pair of saber don’t scream out don’t mess with mother faker if ya want to die just make a move sucker.)
Finally, we made it to the spear section and I found eh spear that drew my attention, it was 9 feet long was over 2000 jinn heavy, oh the beauty of it with the spear shaft shaped like a large arrow with the animal head look of eh fire lion with all the red tassels on it.*, I think I found what I wanted to but so I called out to grandpa can you come over here I think everything I wanted was found*, my grandpa headed over to me and asked what I needed I said I found my swords Sabers Spear as well are trip to the weapon store is over*.
Grandpa reply to me was you sure you want all of these weapon they are all rare class Iron weapons you know^, I replied back with yes Grandpa these are the weapons I want plus oh also three dozen throw knives and a few throwing axe as well*, he looked at me and said really you want all of this it is not going to be cheap^, my response was a nod my head and said yes I know it will cost us but we have made plenty from the deer and wolf that I killed this will be nothing then a spit in the bucket*.
Grandpa said alright let’s go and tell the owner of the shop which weapon we need by number tag and have him tell his helpers to get them, the whole ordering and purchasing of all the weapons took no time at all. The five weapons came in five different cases the throwing knives plus the flying axe were in two separate bags, everything all together cost us around 1500 in gold coins it was expensive alright but it will be used for a long time, might as well buy the best then use the worst to pinch a penny here and there that may one day cost your life in a tough fight.
(Grandpa paid the shop owner then he grabbed the cases one by one and shoved them into his storage bag it sure is convenient at times like this,) oh and don’t forget the two other bags as well grandpa*, that earned me a glare, (okay now is not the time to anger the money bags I chuckle in my mind.)
Grandpa says let’s get going since we have the weapons that you wanted were else do you want to go before we head home^, I responded with can we head to the bookstore next I need to find a few tomes on basic for Sword Saber and Spear also throwing knives and axes*.
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