《The Accidental Immortal Warrior》Chapter 3 time to sell the goods
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Changes Grandfather to grandpa to make typing less of an issue. there will also be new icon added in to help readers understand whats going on for thoughts in the head of are MC Soukse will be ( ) as this now his icon for talking is * this now Grandpa icon is ^ this so don't get lost when you read now.
(after grandpa showed me how skin to deer, he also showed me how to smoke the meat, to make it a stable food for long hunting trips, also for travel to where ever we would want to go.) I looked at grandpa, saying I had three other deer corps in my storage rind so I pulled out the three other deer’s*, (my grandpa face was the look of dead pan you know I don’t care look, then it turned into the look of straight up shock by seeing the deer come out from no were,)
Then he said wait a second when did you ever have a storage ring? I never did own one grandpa I got these two rings from the cave I found while hunting*, Hmm; you know you never told me how you’re this strong to carry the class three mountain deer it weights around three thousand jinn that’s not something a child your size can usually handle^, Also now you show me the three other deer you have two class one deer plus the class three with what looks like an animal mind explaining to me how you got all of them^.
I well got the two class two deer when I was looking for a class three Arc wolf*, looking at my grandpa pensively saying that the Arc wolf scared me while I was hunting*, Although I found the cave before I found the wolf, in the cave I found the rings plus a manual*. the tomes told me how to do transform the mortal body into eh cultivators prime body*, there were five different steps in the cultivation tome I only did step one cultivation of the muscles that was the time spent for around three days in the cave*, I finished it but to say it wasn’t a pleasant feeling I’d like to redo again anytime soon probably next millennium would be better*,
(My face turned a bit sour at the memory Cultivating for first stage muscles was definitely not pleasant in the least bit,) the new strength I had cultivated encouraged me to look for that wolf that scared me*, So the stalking commenced took me half a day to find it, the dumb Arc wolf was actually busy biting into the neck of the mountain deer*, there it was having a pleasure in eating the deer’s flesh so it never noticed I was around when I shot it in both the eyes it died just like that*, (After making the statement about the Arc Wolf I pulled out of my storage ring placed it on the ground to let grandpa see how it died with two arrows to head via the eyes.)
(Grandpa stood there for a time collecting his thoughts on the information I gave him of the prior events,) he said okay let me get this straight while you were out hunting you were spooked by the Ark Wolf am I right so far^, then you found eh cave with storage rings and a tome on cultivation^, (he gives me a smirk the saying goes you never run into meat pies falling from the sky all the time,) he looked at me sternly saying I personally know what the Cultivation of the muscles mean I went through that as a child as well when my father made me do it at the age of ten you on the other hand started way early then me that must have been absolute painful experience^, his face settled back into a calm look alright grandson you take on the class two deer’s and I’ll take one the Mountain deer plus the Arc Wolf^.
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(I looked to the sky wondering how long this skinning job was going to take us in the end grandpa and I the next two hours to get then all gutted and skinned,) (also had to drained the blood was the first step forgot to put that in last chapter since you don’t want slippery meat to skin better bleed it first right,) The blood from the four deer’s can be purified and ingested to help QI growth or can be used in pill making or potions by Alchemist^, Also the Arc Wolf blood as well all the resources of these QI monsters are useful in a lot of thing they can be sold for a high price^.
(I think we have got the job done,) now that we have finished bleed all the of the kills we have skinned them all tanning the skin will be brought to the tanner in town^, the bones blood tooth nail and claw will be heading to the alchemist shop^, The meats we will probably keep a portion of the Arc Wolf good for Cultivation and the two mountain deer’s as well we can sell all of the class two deer’s no problem there all meats organs bones are definitely going to be able to sell for a decent amount of gold^,
Grandpa looks at me chuckling I should say the skin of the Arc Wolf is pretty strong so I should ask the leather maker to treat the skin well so we can have it created into armor for my grandson and me hunting out there in the mountains Abyss will be getting more dangerous the farther we head into it^, I guess tomorrow bright and early we will take the horses out and head into town to sell the kills so we can make some money we aren’t poor per say but you can never have enough for eh rainy day think and plan ahead is always the best strategy^.
(Ahh the Bath was great after all that hunting and skinning the animals was definitely educational and smelly all as heck,) ah I see my bed or should I say Souske’s bed now that I am him I guess it’s mine now*, I walk up to the bed and sat down then laid out my legs smacked my pillow feels so good in a decent bed I started to snore it was such a pleasant sleep*, then there was a loud smack on my door made me jump out of bed looking for me knifes are we being attacked*, But then I hear grandpa call get up grandson its time get ready to head to town better get things done early then waste the day away^,
Grr dangit I was just sleeping so it was a nice dream and all this old fart can really know how to mess up anyone good time if it’s your sleep it’s not your joy around him dammit all*.
{I look to the sky the sun is almost what is taking that child so long why is he so slow I woke him up five minutes ago, where is his lazy ass oh here he come I see him still got the look of I should have stayed in bed,} Ah well the horses are already hitch to the cart it’s time to be on are way the town only two miles away this should be quick^, Finally, he makes it to the side seat he really looks like he’d rather be in bed then be here but how are you going to make any money if all you want to do is sleep the day way^,
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Alright let go Jia snap the whip the horses are on their way fast trotting to town this was a quiet brisk ride to town took no more than an hour to get to town^, oh we are now in town huh I sat their scratching my head I guess am still in dreamland when I get nudged out of my seat that is can you all blame sleep is important to anyone especially for a child my age sleep is crucial*,
(but in grandpa options it’s up to him to decide on that,) Ah might as well get everything over with so I can get back to my bed that is calling me*, Also forgot to tell you guys the towns populations around 2000 people so it’s not really big but not really small either*, (The first destination seems to the alchemist shop grandpa heads in first got to sell the teeth claws horns and bones let’s see for all the bones came out to be around four hundred gold coins the class two deer bones was worth fifty gold coins each the class three deer by itself was one hundred gold coins and the Arc Wolf by itself was worth two hundred coins,)
That quite the haul in my opinion *, we made out like bandits ^, so we hurried out of the alchemist shop I looked at grandpa saying we forgot to sell the blood of the deer’s and wolf he said we do that next hunt prizes this time we will purified the blood are selves and consume the blood you need to help your cultivation in the next phase right the cultivation of the vein just as painful as cultivation of the muscles.^.
(This time we should head to the butcher and sell off the meat we don’t need since we have at least enough of the two mountain deer to make a whole one and half an Arc wolf high concentration of the QI in the meat is good for cultivation,) (While we head are way to the butcher shop there weren’t many people around so we didn’t have any gawkers which is a good no one needs to know the others business,)
This storage bag is heavy alright with all the meat in it making it weight around twelve-thousand-pound worth of QI monster meat^, even though the bag look smaller then it weighted more then it looked so this poor old man’s back am not young anymore ^, but then again that just an inside joke my cultivation level is in the late phase of student rank almost into the first lower level of senior student rank^. My grandson on the other hand is only on the first phase of the mortal class probably around rank three since he cultivated all his muscles^.
welcome customers how can I help you today with your needs of any meat which type and how much do you need I am ready to serve you anytime when you’re ready Gabe demson the butcher said, Hmm, this old man and the child from outside of town I wonder what they’re doing here for their not really loved by the town but not hated either I wonder what the business is today from then they usually only come here once a month it’s the middle of the month now weird.
I grunt in response to the greeting from Gabe^, hello Gabe how the butcher busy been far this month? a well that’s not important it what I have in my storage bag that’s what important at the moment^, I set the heavy ass storage bag on the counter I can hear it groan from the weight of the bag^, I put my hand in the bag and pull out the wrapped meat of the first class two deer then placed the bag at my feet waiting for Gabe’s response to the meat in from of him the size of the meat is over 2 meters in lengths while being a meter tall that quite the pile of meat I think eh^.
Gabe aka the butcher takes a look at the pile of meat in front of him takes five minutes to recognize its class two deer meat Qi Monster, it’s more like I am in shock now rarely do we get more then class one monster meat then they are expensive to the rich family’s in town, this whole pile of meat is worth a thousand gold coins now but can be sold for three times much the rich like high quality meat especial QI concentrated meat.
I look towards Gabe saying I know what the value of this meat is so no cheating me Gabe^, also here take a look at these another class two deer just like the first one I brought out of my storage bag^, I also have one Mountain deer meat half of one that is then another half of one I give a little smirk^, {I still have the Arc wolf for last to see what Gabe’s reaction to seeing all this meat is muahaha maniacal laugh am so evil.}
Gabe the frack did old Markus there pull out a whole another class two deer in the exact same amount of meat dam I am going to be rich, oh ya what a good start to the day, Then I see him still reaching into his bag he pulls out another wrapped meat it’s about the same size as the class two deer meat but it looks darker and it richer color high in concentration of QI, Okay now my brain has absolutely fried for the day that Mountain deer meat hard to come by meat pretty rare around here doesn’t come in often, He’s still sticking his hand in the bag oh dammit he pulled another mountain deer meat same size as the last am about to faint here too much valuable meat in front of me.
I am an old man but you got to enjoy things in life like making your friend almost have a heart attack^, {I was laughing in my mind so evil for an old man you have to wonder about my mind sometimes I have to ahahah Gabe looks like I just bittched slapped him all week the look on his face is priceless,} all worth the effort to be here bright an early laugh out loud I got give the dead pan look poker face for the win^, Gabe’s facial expression is killing me, I guess it’s about time to the final killing move that will be this six-meter-long three meters high Ark wolf meat, when Gabe saw the meat and straight out fainted ahahha maniacal laugh I did it he fainted now^, that’s the stuff what get your heart pumping in the morning^, Now this is definitely not what you see every day to see the tall slightly fat butcher pass out in front of me^.
Gabe I feel groggy why did I just pass out, while getting up from the floor I take a look on the counter and now understand why I fainted there was a very large chunk of Arc wolf meat on my counter, holy cow the value of this is crazy I still have to add up the price for all this meat can’t cheat old Markus to much or he will take away all the meat,
The value of the mountain deer meat alone over four thousand in gold coins and can be sold at five times the value, The Arc wolf on the other hand is valued at five times the value of the mountain deer, this will add up to around twenty thousand in gold coins this is going to cost me a good amount of money, the total cost all together to purchase the meat from old Markus is twenty-four-thousand in gold my heart bleed over the cost, but the amount I will make from selling all this meat will make the cost to be chump change, in comparison I hand over the bank not to old Markus he steadily counts it looks at me say Gabe doesn’t this look a little light, All I could say I have to make some profit here old Markus plus I don’t have much gold on me right now if you really want the rest come back another time.
My grandpa gave him the annoyed plus his voice added in sarcasm of if you didn’t have enough to buy the meat then why did you wanted at all huh, grandpa turned around and looked at me and said alright we made a lot of gold today plenty for us to last a lifetime if we were frugal^, but other expenses will come into the future we never know. Okay now let’s head back home since we got what we came to do now grandson do you have anything you want to buy in town tell me now so we can get it done now then later.
Alright everyone Armoredfrost here this chapter was a comedy to type up so do leave comment to say if you like the story so far or not also list down any fixes I need to do well later guys.
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