《The Accidental Immortal Warrior》Chapter 2 Time to go see a wolf about him killing me
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there are some changes their will be icons for are MC thoughts ( ) Grandpa's thoughts { } icon for Souske talking * icon for Grandpa talking ^
Now then let’s take a look inside this backpack the Death God left me, hmm, items are some food a canteen of water self-refreshing canteen interest never need to find water that helpful also two storage rings with additional status of having a limiter for you know control your power the rings here that looks like an iron ring cheap and uninviting pretty much hides itself in plain sight not bad gathered a bit of QI and found I got so much space in the ring I could fit a thousand modern day city inside, and still got a lot of spare room, So now I go look for a nice and secluded spot pull out the special mansion and went inside even though it only looks 3 inches’ big but the space inside is huge like the size of football field so I head into the room with door with green light turned on, next to the door I went inside right next to the door said time inside here is one-month vs 1 day outside, it will chime once when the whole day has been used up to tell you a whole day has gone by. Time to find a spot and let take a look at this Soldier cultivation book phase I, the first page say the principle of a strong and flexible body makes the best soldiers and immortals as well. first up its the cultivation of the muscles, got to have strong flexible muscles to do any action you need,
Then the cultivation of the veins of the body, if don’t know all your vein then when you get injured where would you know how to fix it with your QI if you have no idea the extent of the damage, there is cultivation of the bones a tough and solid bone will keep you alive less broken bone will keep you from dyeing in eh hard battle, there is also the cultivation of the marrow in your bone you might well have the best and purest marrow then shitty ones that will not help your cultivation much. Here is the final cultivation and the most dangerous the cultivation of the brain strengthen each muscle cell and veins to make you smart mentally tougher and hard to be mined controlled. This can pretty much lead you to blow up your own brain in self elimination if you succeed its different story you will be well heads above the rest.
In the whole month I have been here cultivated the muscles speaking of muscles we are not talking about the arms and legs only, That seems to be the only thing in light novels do but my cultivation in muscles means more like down to the cell partial level in this it’s amazing to see it happen in my own body but when you see your muscles tear it self-down over and over especial the groin area, some would say do it a few dozen times and your good to go other say do it one hundred times or a few hundred times then your considered a genius. Well no one was around to tell me that so I went all out so cultivation of the muscles happened around ten thousand times it was absolutely painful as all hell the whole time aim cultivating I was swearing in as many words I can and how colorful my words got the more painful it got considering you’re doing self-cremation over and till now my body is as tough as diamonds and white soft like a baby’s bottom in this point it makes sense aim a six-year-old child so soft skin is a good thing.
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This all happened within three days’ real time but three months inside the temporal mansion in the end my strength ended up being around 80 thousand jinn worth of strength, I am pretty strong now how many six year olds have that kind of strength, Time to head back out to see if I can find Let’s go track down this wolf, and kill it so now creeping along in the wood have seen three class two mountain deer killed all three placed it in my ring, It’s taken half the day to find the asshole of a wolf found him biting into his fresh kill of a large deer class 3 same as the wolf while he was eating his eyes where showing the ecstasy of eating a tasty fresh never even saw me fire both of my arrows, right through its eyes died right on the spot funny ass way to die for acting so tough.
(6-year-old in this body it’s crazy in thoughts it’s a 41-year-old, with that strength would still be awesome since when I died I was only 35 years old, Still all this strength I have to learn how to control so there goes another day but was really month inside the temporal mansion now I got it under control since both of my storage rings have the other additional status of power limiter of 30% of power times two held back of the eighty thousand left me with only 40% of my strength which ended up being thirty-two thousand jinn 6-year-old that still is crazy.)
(now that I have finished cultivation of the first steps time to think about heading home my grandfather must be worried about me home was only 6 miles away from where this body died before now I am ten miles away from home after I tracked down the wolf,) I get up dust myself and head in the direction of home four miles into the trip I ran into this giant class three deer it was minding its own business just eating grass I shot him three times behind the heart till the first arrow got through and punctured his heart*, so now I got to carry a deer home heavy faker he is*, (this is going to feel like a long ass trip this buck isn’t light three thousand jinn is definitely not light,)
The walk down these animal trail plus all these high hills is starting feel like aim on top of a tortoise or something bump thump bump thump is all I hear when am walking over the hills. They say if you’re not thinking about your burden aye shouldn’t feel it but then again I do its fat and heavy not to miss with every step not even using 10% of my muscles at all you all have to understand being just a six-year-old kid who would even have this strength at my age is crazy as it gets.
(I know that I am sounding like an eighty-year-old grandfather, but people got to gripe sometime since there is no one to gripe to I might as well gripe to myself right, make sense right or does that make me sound a bit insane,)
(the hills are getting smaller I think the roof of the villa is coming into about time I think this was long enough for anyone, I got to live in a villa is there anything wrong with that it’s not a new one but its old and well maintained by my grandfather, There are also twenty hectors of land, that has been made into are planting field, we live about two miles outside of town, so getting fresh vegetables would be a chore if we didn’t grow our own,)
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Walking up to are old front gate it opens as a middle aged gentleman stand looking at me in his leather armor with his arms crossed and his saber on his belt to the left side of his hip, the saber looks to be around two meters in length I have to say do you really need a weapon that long you have to consider the weight and length plus its durability is a main factor in any weapon. K I seem to have gone a little tangent their but still it pretty crazy you know.
Well hello there everyone my name is Markus DE blade the old grandfather of Souske DE blade or should this little scamp more like it he likes to give me grey hairs when he can^, {So I hear my grandson call out grandfather I am home I steadily walk up to the gate and open seeing my grandson walk up was definitely eh interesting experience for this day,}
{you would have expected to see a little six-year-old walk up to the gate tired from the hunt dirty a hungry but instead what I see is he’s got a class three mountain deer on his shoulder, walking like it weight nothing, this was a shocker for me because I know myself personally that my grandson has never started cultivation, of any sort before he went out hunting.}
{I did the only thing that made sense at the time I gave my grandson the fable old man dead pan look,} saying in flat tone you have been away for only five day I see aye have gotten yourself eh kill but still a class three monster is definitely not what I was expecting^, so I have a feeling this will have eh long story to this right. Now that you’re here why don’t you go take a bath and change I’ll skin your prize so go hurry up now.
(While I was walking up to the gate my grandfather was already there with his dead pan look, saying why was I gone so long for five days and that he wasn’t expecting the level of the monster I would bring back,) (while he would deal with skinning and deboning the meat, also the throw away of the gut and other unwanted thing. This was actually a good time to ask if he could just show me how skinning your kill, will be better than lugging it all the way home whole as the deer is still on my shoulder at the moment,)
My grandfather gives me thoughtful look, he says maybe it is about time you should know how to skin your kills, since now that you can hunt class three monsters now. He says to go to the back courtyard and put down their deer there, he will be there shortly, after I set down the mountain deer my grandfather walks up with his really sharp skinning knife, he goes into a squat took a look at how the deer died and said not bad there grandson this a hard shot to get the heart shot from behind the heart since the mountain deer was well armor from the back. He pulls out all three arrows two of them are broken and one is still whole the one that pierced the deer’s heart stayed whole.
Alright grandson look closely how I skin this deer you will have to do the same thing when you are out hunting again next time^, the first step is to cut from right under the jaw bone all the way down to the groin area^, make sure the knife is not in so deep to damage the organs^, because if you do it will make things messier and twice as stinky^, After you have cut the deer open you will have to grab the skin of the deer move it to the left first and cut the left front foreleg^, then back foreleg you have to cut it from the opening cut to make it match up and less rip in the skin make it more valuable^, the same step will apply to the right side then you will have to start on the waste organs make sure you break none of it if you like the smell of el dee deer shit then by all means break the waste organs laugh my ass off.
okay jokes aside the spleen liver and heart is good for soups and stew good to clean and dry out, the intestine the little one and big one can be used as bow string, so can all the tending in the deer all so used as bowstring class three deer have some tough tending makes good bowstring. Now the brain eyeball can be used by alchemist to make potion so can all these bones can extract all the qi from the bone and marrow by using your QI to pull it out or boil it in a soup or stew which makes them both into QI food enriched good for any cultivator.
Just putting this down here I will try to get more chapters out during this week but this is a reader interactive story so I ask you the readers if you want your own character in this story give me a brief bio on the life of the character and which will it be the side characters a friend of are MC or an antagonist with the MC up to you the reader to see if you want to add anything in I will still keep the story going along on its course so far.
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