Location:forest

*ziiium* *ziium* *ziuum* ..... *ziium*

Hi its me chrish. But not the chrish cyborg abomination im 100% human right now.

*ziiium* *ziiuum*

Yes that mean that i have been transfer back to past and i dont make space-time craks explosions or worst.

*ziuum*

Im curentey trap in the skys levitating i dont know why. But it is a good time to talk about myself right now.

*ziuum*

Oh yea this sound is sumoning sound nothink important now we gona hear this a lot playing this game.

*ziuuuuum*

Ok back to me. Remember thi cyborg/alien i say that he look handson, but now im look far from handsome. Im fat not by to much from knee my vision on legs start.... Is this not to much?

Ok my hair color dark brown or light black long hair shoulder lenght, Little oily. Oh god i must cut it....fast.

I have nothink to guys who have long hair if you think you look cool go on. But i dont look cool i look bad.

Face i dont know and i dont remember what it looks like probably plump. I wonder if i have still dead eyes.

*ziuuum*

Daym they still didnt stop sumoning.... There is nothink to talk about right now so i will skip to the end.

...........

Finaly they end. Well i still cant get back down so just listen to god he will tell you the rules and stuffabout this game.

 And they start panicking.

Da [email protected]$# where I am (1??)

Who are you? Why we are in forest? (2??)

There like 50 peoples here what is that mass kindnaping? How they kidnap me from the buss?and why to the forest? (3??)

From buss... hey i to was in the buss what buss and from what city you peoples are (4??).

....126 city XXX (3??)

Same here (5???)

136 same city(6??)

....

....

I was driving a car but i think i drive the way where this 2 buss drive.(18??)

Is there a buss driver here (3???) 

....

....

Thers not [email protected]$# (1???)

And now where they conversation hit maximum there was *pow* Confetti and other party equipment apear out of nowhere.

Hello eveybody there are bad news and good news with one you want to listen first... Then bad news i is (god)

They have funny look on there faces where there apere a blanl white person caled god. They are quite suprise.

Bad news is that you humans have big big accitend on the road and all of you nearly die. (God)

Nearly that is a good part. You are alive and even beter. You are healet of all sort of illnes, arent i great hmm? (God)

....what? (???)

.....(???)

Yes you all are healet of cancers aids an other nasty stuf for free. (God)

,,for free'' yea sure

Hey who are you do you think its funny? (???)

Im god no not your god from whatewer religion you think i am. And i think funn is only starting. (God)

....do you think we will belive you just like that?(???)

Sure, what to show you hmmm... Oh i got it (god)

*boom*

Theres go thunder in the face

AAAAAA!!!!! (???)

I think he is alive.... Yeap hes moving.

Do You belive now (god)

Y.y.y.eeees (thunder stuck guy)

Good so lets cary one. Secound goodnews you all should die in this road accident like this buss drives and ahould go with your soul to place where you dont must know. (God)

But i mercifull god give you a chanc a chance to live to sombody ever beter life than curent. (God)

But you must play a game its kinda hard game. (God)

This game is a death game. (God)

..... (Everybody)

All peopoles start sweating on this words dont blame them not all humans are like you when sombody tell you that you must play a dead game and you can yes you cand die, and they are happy about it.

Rules and goal are simple. First goal (god)

You are now on floor 1. And your goal is to go to last floor and win a 1 whish. Thia wish can be anythink other than to revive sombody. (God)

In every floor there are countles respawning monsters so be carefull. X minibosses and 1 big boss. (God)

......(everybody)

Bosses are the only monsters that you MUST kill to go to next floor. (God)

Rules. There are no rules you can do anythink. (God))

....can i not play this game? (???)

No you cant (god)

Its god but he smile like a devil.

Ok that evrythinkbfor me to do here i have next bumch coming here in some time. So have fun!!!!

And they all begun to panick. And this dipshit just laught on that and disapear.

..... Wait!!!! What about me? Dont prank me like this and leve there alone!

Ooooh yea i almost forgot. As the first bunch of all that go first you got a special reward. (God)

And this special reward is..... (God)

.....

.....

What it is !!!(???)

Its a super mega player from future!!! The one and only winer of the game Chris!!!!!!

(Talking noises)

.... And he say it... I want to make this a secret. Ehhh there will be a lot prob....

Whaaaaa dont throw me down like this.

*baam*

It hurt.