It was a calm day, tonight everyone decided to go to a festival, I didn't disagree and was rather excited myself, I'm always into social activities, especialy when it's with the girls I like.

It was about time to go when I got a message from the Elder, calling me to meet him at the moon, saying it's really important.

When I arrived in front of us were what looked to be like 10 humanoid looking aliens.

-Seniors, we wish to invite you the the [email protected]!%& Galaxy's Sect, which race do the elders come from(Alien)

-Human(Elder)

-Then let me rephrase so you understand, we welcome you to the Milkyway Galaxy Sect, you are the first representatives of your planet and are required to follow certain rules and laws and when needed help with repelling outside forces, You can chose a planet as your own personal Home and...

=Earth!

Both of us spoke at the same time, the elder was a bit irritated, but the alien seemed even more so.

-Earth is a useless planet with no cultivation resources of value, please don't joke around!(Alien)

-I'm not joking, Earth is my Home planet and I will protect it with my life(Elder)

-I'm sure it doesn't take two elders to protect a planet with no natural resources or danger of being invaded, please reconsider

-I'm not joking, the kid next to me is a demonic cultivator that's lustful and unbridled if I leave earth to him, I'm afraid for the future of the planet

-Him? Demonic Cultivator? Senior please, if you want to stay on earth, please find a real reason, not wild excuses, both of you don't have a speck of demonic Ki

-You fool, he's a seal master, he can be hiding an entire legion of undead warriors in his trousers!

The alien gulped down not being able to retord at all. All Demonic cultivators love to hide among members of the righteous faction. Demonic cultivators are those that ascend by stealing a hard working person's cultivation. Hearing the Elder's words however it made more sense to believe that both of us were demonic cultivators from oposing forces.

Also the explaination the Elder had given was so stupid, that the alien thought that there must be some secret on earth, some item of immense interest to cultivators. I don't know if the elder could detect the greed in the Alien's eyes, but I could, as well as a newborn hostility.

"Everyone Get into formation, these two are Demonic coultivators! We have to restrain them or kill them!"

This was all the Elder's fault, but for some reason he seemed excited rather than nervous, this battle maniac will get us both killed.

The enemy were 12 cultivators, of them there were 3 Nascent soul cultivators and 1 Spirit Severing cultivator.

The battle however ended once the elder activated his domain, everyone froze in place, it was impossible for a demonic cultivator to cultivate a life giving light, as pure as the sun, the most however terrifying thing was that the elder was a Dao seeking Cultivator, one level above them.

They all fell to their knees shouting "Senior have Mercy".

-Why don't you kneel as well?(Elder)

-Fuck you Old Goat!(Yashin)

-So rude, but we didn't come here to fight, this is a great chance for you youngster to go and experience the wilderness of Space, you have two choices, you either leave Earth and return when you are my Equal, or die here and now

-I select the third Option, I go away return back in time and murder you in your sleep

-How stupid, do you think you get to make a choice?

The elder kicked me into oblivion, literaly. He just kicked me sending me flying.

I swear that when I find the way home I'm going to murder him. Everything was going just fine, Even if I travel in frozen time, I will probably be unable to return in time for the festival, it might even take years until I return, Where on earth did that old man send me?

Back at the moon.

-Senior, was it really necessary to kick that man into a black hole, you do know that going into one will sent you to another galaxy, even if his body doesn't make it, his soul will still survive, maybe the next time you see him, he will be a threat to your life(Alien)

-The kid just talks big, truth is he cultivates really slowly, the kid thinks he can swallow the sun and the moon, but he's trying to bite more than he can chew(Elder)

-Senior can you reveal to us your real origin, the Sect will make sure you return to your roots, as for the thing that's in earth you can just take it with you, nobody will stop you

-You say I should take my family to space? ludicrous, both of us come from earth, the kid also has relatives on earth, but lost in his lust and desires, he has forgotten all about them

-Senior if what you said is true, then there might be a little problem down the line

-What might that be?

-How did you cultivate so fast?

-Talent I suppose

-Talent? reaching from Qi condensation to Dao seeking in less than a year is beyond talent, other people might suspect that earth has some sort of cultivation resource

-Oh that, it's that Kid's fault, he has some weird time twisting magic that can allow your soul to return back in time

-Senior! what have you done!

-What?

-You threw a once in a lifetime Genious into the black hole, instead of boosting our own strength you made him an enemy of our Galaxy!

-Nah, don't be ridiculous, although the kid does have some talent, but his cultivation speed is really slow, he should probably thank me as I did him a favour by throwing him in there, now he will have no distractions in his path to ascension

-Senior, not everyone is interested in ascending

-Why not?

-Senior, please lead us to see your Sect on earth, we have to make sure that his disciples and descendants are safe, as well as securing his cultivation methods

-The what?

-Your Sects?

-Oh, we don't have those

-Your cultivation methods?

-It's all in here

12 Aliens facepalmed themselves at the same time, they were welcome to join in my torture, having to deal with an unreasonable old man, whom was however too talented in cultivation.

Back on Earth there was a huge uproar as I had disappeared for 2 days now, nobody knew where I was or whom to ask, my phone was out of service, nobody knew a way of contacting me.

Of course some of them had better things of being worried about, rather than my disappearance, others thought that I just found some new girlfriend and was goofing around.

On the third day Kisara was already flirting with Ukita, whom was an idiot, that didn't know any better. When Bimbo asked her the reason, this is what she told her.

"If he can go with multiple women, then I can go with multiple men!"