《History's Strongest Disciple Fanfiction》28 Catfight
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Today I was waiting at the airport, Kitten's flight was arriving in a few minutes and Mr Nanjo and me were waiting to meet her. I felt rather strange when Mr Nanjo approached me of his own volition, asking me to become an actor in his new movie, It was supposed to be a horror movie and I would be the Ghost Vampire or something, sounded like fun. As for the Secret Services they decided to compromise, they even gifted me a small island, I asked Mr Nanjo if he was interested in shooting the film there, he said that he would think about it.
The plane was here and I easily recognize her new boyfriend, whom was her old replacement for me, Ukita. A large Oaf with little to no brains, but a good heart.
Kisara however was different, how to say it she looked nothing like herself, her breasts grew three sizes, her lips as well, any man whom would see her might think she's some sort of hollywood actress, but for me it was no different than a complete stranger. The image of the Kisara I loved had disappeared altogether to give birth to this "new image".
-Dad, who's that?
-Do you remember your ex-boyfriend?
-Oh, it took him long enough to come back to life this time, I'm sure the next time he dies he's return in 20 or 50 years, I'll not even be here by that time
I didn't even know how to react to her statement, the first time I was dead for a few weeks, now I went missing for years, it's funny to imagine what will happen next time I use that technique, will probably wake up in some post apocalyptic world where martial artist threat themselves as emperors or gods.
-Is this Zombie Ghost Vampire? You look fine dude
-I couldn't tell the same about you, what's with all the scars?
-They are my medals of honor, they are...
He got what he deserved as an elbow hit his side. Kisara never liked boastful idiots. Well since I feel nothing for her now, I'll probably go live on that island the rest of my life in luxury.
-So why did you come here...Ghost Vampire-kun?
-Wanted to see how I felt about you, but your new style is too much for me
-Do you know how much these babies cost?
-Sorry I'm not into cows
-I'll kill you!
The next thing was Kisara chasing me around trying to kick me, while her father and boyfriend were watching helplessly by the side.
Kisara was wearing blue jeans and a red crop top. She was wearing round sunglasses and that familiar green cap, every time she tried to hit me she would do her best to make sure her glasses don't fall off, also holding her babies from bouncing like crazy.
I however felt a bit sad, because in this time her martial arts instead of improving had deteriorated, with her kicks right now even the me from before becoming super human wouldn't have suffered, It's like she was going easy on me or something, but I could also tell that she was going out of breath. She probably stopped excercizing or something due to her heavy study program in university, it feels sad, but it's understandable.
-You're lucky my babies keep getting in the way, otherwise I would have wrecked you!
-Why not just get rid of them then
-Never!
The ride to the Nanjo Estate was surprisingly entertaining, Kisara and Ukita were like two love birds and I didn't even mind it so much until it was dark and everyone went to their rooms.
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I was in bed when someone entered the room, I didn't feel any murder intent from the person and pretended to be sleeping, the person sunk under my ded sheet.
"Do you want a Quickie, just for old time's sake"
It was Kisara, for some reason she came to my room I could feel her bare skin on my back, she was totaly naked. Was she drunk or something, but I could smell alcohol, only the sweet aroma of her probably expensive purfume and sweat mixed together. I don't know why, but I didn't want to refuse this offering, just for old times sake.
We fought for the place on top and weirdly enough, she won, the talismans on my body were the only thing I didn't allow her to touch, he claws dug into my flesh as she was irritated. clawing at me as if she was an angry cat. The tables swapped and this time I was on top, pressing her down kissing her as if it was natural, remembering the past once more, my heart moved once more to those long forgotten strange feelings I had, which I believed to be love.
The next morning everyone was at the table, Kisara seemed to shine and Ukita was rather happy to see her happy. I'm quite sure he knows nothing about what happened last night, unless he's into voyeurism.
"Tomorrow same time"
Kisara whispered giving me the creeps, this girl is too crazy, but that's also why I love her, even if her physical appearance changed, she's still that crazy kid that escaped home in order to join a gang, she loves danger and won't shrink from a challenge. Although her martial art skills now suck, since she has neglected them for years and her breasts mess up the balance of her body, on the other hand they were so soft and supple to the touch.
It was funny that my first meeting with Shirahama and Miu was as the left side of a sandwitch with Kisara in the middle. While their side was the oposite sandwitch, as next to Shirahama was another chinese girl I saw for the first time in my life, they called her Renka.
I felt a little jealous, both of the girls were beauties, although I'm not into large saggy breasts, their faces were first class and their figures were just amazing. There's no doubt these two were first class martial artist chicks.
After a double Elbow strike by Kisara, it went downhill as they begun comparing sizes and Kisara still lost, Violent Miu is simply not human, balancing those things on such a slim waist without bending forward is probably something really hard to accomplish.
The two begun to fight over whom was prettier, Ukita and Kenichi, the two idiots made the mistake to interfere, now both of them are on the black list of the two girls, especialy Kenichi since while the other two were fighting the third girl was flirting with him, causing Violent Miu to snap.
I hadn't seen her like this ever, she was like a berserk ogre as she begun to throw stuff at the one called Renka, whom evaded everything while still holding onto Kenichi's arm and this guy was getting married in a few days.
We left the girls play by themselves while we men went to a bar to drink something. Kenichi was a total wimp when it came to alcohol, while Ukita was a monster in this aspect, I was tolerable at best.
-So what have you decided for your Bachelor party, is it tomorrow?
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=Shhhh!
Both Ukita and Kenichi were trying to close my mouth for some reason.
-Don't even mention that word, if Miu or Kisara hears you it won't even be funny, they have forbidden us even mentioning about it
-So you've both been castrated already and don't find other women attractive anymore?
-Idiot! do you know what they will do to us if they find out?
-Men should be fearless
-Speek for yourself you Immortal ghost vampire, we're just regular people, right Kenichi
At the moment Kenichi's eyes were on a woman sitting at the bar, she had long blond wavey hair and a killer figure. With difficulty he swallowed down and nodded in agreement to Ukita.
"Shee! Shee! Shee! Shee!"
A laughter from hell could be heard from a corner behind us as a mysterious person came over. If I didn't recognized his Familiar aura, I wouldn't have recognized him as Niijima, the Goblin King. They say that Kids can change when they grow up, but he had a huge overall transformation, although he couldn't be called handsome, he had dyed his hair blond and made them spikey, his pointy ear had an earing and his clothes were those of a really rich playboy rather than an average person. One could easily mistake him for a realy ugly male host.
"Niijima?"
Both of them were rather panicked for some reason after seeing him.
-My good friend Kenichi and trusty companion Ukita, you don't have to worry about anything, your big Bro has it all covered!
=No!!!! Get away from us!
-Don't be like that? don't you remember all the good times we have spent together?
-You use me as a shield when you anger people!(Kenichi)
-You told me meet up with you in the place an illegal deal was going on(Ukita)
-You used me to kill a person!(Kenichi)
-You borrowed money and never returned it(Ukita)
-You told the Triad I called them Shitheads and Now I can never go to China in peace!(Kenichi)
-You Hired thugs to beat me up!(Ukita)
It seemed both of them had a bone to pick this the Goblin king, these past few years he must have been quite the handful to deal with.
-Easy my friends, I've come here with great news!
=We're not listening!
-Alright, as you like, after all you've saved enough people to feel proud of yourselves, you don't need to help these ones, I'll call you some other time, I'll tell their families that I could do nothing to save their loved ones from Yami's cruelty, you don't have to care about it, after all it will have nothing to with you if those people died because you were too busy throwing a bachelor party and enjoying yourselves
=We...
Kenichi and Ukita were lost for words, yup Niijima did trip them lots of times, again and again, but every time they saved human lives and upheld justice, there wasn't one time where his actions had led to a bad conclusion, at most the only one to suffer was Niijima himself.
Of course my experience with Niijima was quite different, for me he was but a nobody that appeared and disappeared in my life. I didn't really know him, had just seen him a few times and quite honestly he was too afraid to mess up with me.
-Sound's boring, you can go have fun by yourselves then(Yashin)
-Why not join us, after all without my recomendation, you wouldn't even have sat on the round table of negotiation with the Secret Services(Niijima)
-Honestly the only reason I wished to negotiate was so that I would be left in peace, if you seriously think that you helped me, then you're really naive, all you did is minimize your own casualties
-And here I thought you were on the Life saving fist's side
-Do sides matter to me, if I want I can make a city disappear in a night, if I wanted I could even find you rats even if you hid in the lowest pits of hell, you're just lucky I only do things half-heartedly
-Really thank you for being lazy and benevolent
-Whatever...
Kenichi and Ukita were rather surprised at how Niijima threated me, because honestly the main reason why everyone's afraid of me is because they cannot grasp my weakness or rather my weakness is what they are most afraid of, my inability to contain my own power or rather Speed.
"Ukita, Ken-chan, this time's mission is a rather difficult one, I have already informed all of our other comrades to gather as well, because if you don't come you will regret this for you whole life, also Fenrir, you don't have to come if you don't want to, we can deal with this on our own"
Niijima simply went up and left, I didn't care one bit about what he was saying, although I could detect he wasn't lying to them, but I'm sure he isn't the sort of good guy that would play fair, especialy when he used me to pay off his bill at the bar moments after he left, If I wasn't so lazy I would have gone teach him a lesson or something.
Kenichi and Ukita were in a rush to get ready for their secret mission or something, I decided to have some more private time with Kisara, whom was most happy to acomodate me, we even begun talking about their sexual life with Ukita, it seems his member won't rise unless he's angry or something, she has tried everything, but nothing beat to enrage him more than cheating on him.
I don't know if I like her reasons, but I hope I won't catch some STDs from her, well we are using protections, yet I'm still a bit afraid of her now, on second thought it's not as if we will live forever.
Ukita hasn't returned yet and Kisara is rather worried after learning about Niijima's secret mission. She had her own fair share of trouble when working with the guy, most of them not very good experiences to remember, but she did kick his ass every time after the missions, causing him to come to her less and less over the years.
As for her sex partners she only had three over the past. All of them being strong, loyal and much in love with her. It was weird now that I think of it, but every time she asked me if I was jealous, it was so cute I just laughed everything off.
Now however she was trying to get a hold of Ukita's mobile, she couldn't reach him, but that wasn't a problem she just used a GPS to find his location, maybe they needed help, she even called Miu to come with us after learning that Kenichi also hadn't returned and he didn't even tell her where he was going.
It didn't take too long to arrive at the place they were at, it looked like a really bad neighborhood, the streets were full of Neon lights and love hotels. A guy that tried to hit on Miu got his ass handed to him, as he called for backup there were even more casualties littering the street.
We arrived outside the place Ukita's Mobile was in, I begun to laugh even before we entered, because I could already hear what was going on inside. The girls were taken by surprise and felt that something was wrong for me to laugh like that, so suddenly. Miu didn't even wait as she shot through the window, which was rather high up, Kisara kicked the door open, turning it into splinters, What they saw however made both of them shocked.
Inside the place was a Strip Club, there were naked women dancing on polls and both the girls had turned into a cherry popsicles. I looked to the side and saw a shrivelled up Kenichi whom looked as if he had long lost his soul and a seemingly drunk Ukita whom was sleeping on the table, Niijima had already begun to retreat at the first sign of trouble, while we could also see other guys there, drunk or knocked out, I could see the boxer Takeda, the fatty Thor, the glasses karate guy and many other guys from the Shinpaku alliance.
To tell the truth I'm sort of happy that I didn't go with them, because if I had I would be at the other side of the firing squad. Miu and Kisara threatened everyone there that they would tell their girlfriends about this.
While the Knocked out Ukita was probably darn lucky to avoid stray bullets, since he was just sleeping.
The Next morning Ukita woke up in bed, thinking that everything that had happened was just a dream or something, even ignoring clues like his evident hangover and Kisara's anger, the guy was a little weak in the head.
Today in the evening however was Kenichi's wedding, everybody would be there, I'm not sure why, but I have a really bad feeling about going. As if going there was like going to my own funeral or something, well since I'm almost invincible, I decided to freeze time and cultivate until the feeling goes away.
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