“So, you decided to show up huh?”

“Wha..? Who are you? Where am- …”

“Shush, you’re already late as it is, now hurry up and put this uniform on and stop wasting time.”

Ah... I think this person has mistaken me for someone else I better clear this misunderstanding up quickly.

“Uhh, There seems to be a misunderstanding here.”

“What misunderstanding.”

Oh crap, I don’t like the look on his face, he looks pretty agitated. It’s only been like 10 seconds and his already glaring at me. He looks like an army drill sergeant.

“Uh I think you might have the wrong person, I’m actually-”

“No point in getting shaky knees now kiddo, you signed up for this, it’s a matter of Angelic integrity.”

“What? Angelic integrity? No I’m-”

“Yes, Angelic integrity, look, *Ahem* I see you’re low on money, you’re the skinniest Angel I have ever seen, I’m guessing after you graduated from the Angel Academy, you probably haven’t found a job. You should stick to your first job even if you’re scared alright? Now hurry up boy. We don't have all day. Hey, you two, help him get dressed and send him on his way.”

2x “Yes God!”

What? God? Hang on Angel Academy? Am I in heaven? But I’m a human? Am I dead? No that can’t be right … Also, who are these guys?

Woah they are chubby, like really short and chubby, reminds me of Oompa Loompas but fatter. Are they perhaps Angels since they follow this so called ‘God’ guy? Where’s their wings then, don’t angels have wings?

Ah there they are, damn they are small… Wait a minute! Is this a joke? Am I being pranked on? Those tiny ass wings are like the little angel costume my 8 year old niece would wear for halloween.

Dammit, while I was preoccupied thinking about those stupid Angels, they’ve put the uniform on…

How’d they do that!?

Hmmm... I don’t look half bad, but why do I look like a waiter tho?

“Hey old man, I really don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m actually from-”

“That’s God to you young man. But yes, I suppose I should explain your work huh.”

“No that’s not that I mean, I meant-”

“Well it’s simple work, just go monitor the life in the new world I govern, its fairly young, about 1000 years old, just travel around and send me yearly reports and that’ll be all, don’t bother me with troublesome stuff, I don’t care as long as the world doesn’t end.”

Goddammit, stop interrupting me you old pile of bones!

“No, I’m not-”

“Yes, yes, I’m sure you have questions but it’s actually quite an easy job so don’t worry. Just keep things in check huh. Ah here, have some of my blessing before you head down to the mortal world, it should keep you safe.

Oh, and here, keep this medallion with you, if you show it at any major temple, you can use their pray system to send the reports.”

“…”

I am speechless, his actually perfectly interrupting and ignoring me this whole time, if nothing else, his ability to do this is definitely God like.

“Look, the thing is, I don’t think I’m the guy you’re looking for, I’m not even an Annnnnnnnnnnnnn-!!!”

“Huh, was he saying something? Oh well, the transportation system seems to have sent him on his way. Ah finally, with all the work has being assigned now I can sit back and relax.”

~*~

And so, without a care in the world, a young man from Earth was sent to a different world, mistaken as an angel, to do God’s work. Let’s begin an otherworldly adventure!

~*~

“nnnnn…ahhhhhhhhhhh…!!!”

*BOOM!* *splat*

~*~

In the middle of a clearing in a forest, a body lands with quite the impact. The body lays still, unmoving. Gradually liquid spreads out from the body.