《Tyrion's Revenge - The Untold Beginning》Prolouge - Don't Click On This Page (Nothing To See Here, Just A Bug
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PROLOUGE
Page is clicked on anyway
YES! Finally somebody came, I’ve been trying to speak for ages. Hello and welcome to “Tyrion’s Revenge”. I know, I know you think this is the author... right? Well too bad it’s not, Sebastian Reynard here and I got some things to say.I understand a story has to be made but what’s up with screwing my life up like that in the intro? Are you kidding me? This bastard creates a childhood friend to become my fiancé only to make her betray me? On top of that, for some bizarre reason I’m transported to another world? Are you just a sadistic guy with no life or just really twisted?
I am a human being, stop messing with my life I am not a toy! I repeat I am not a damn toy! If you are asking yourself what’s with all the questions, GO FUCK YOURSELF! No one is writing your life story so butt out. On to my next problem... this shitty bastard Tyrion knew what was going to happen to me from the start and did nothing... NOTHING! He is supposedly some all powerful “ENAI BALT”, that is suppose to help those in need. Well, where was he when I needed him?!
…..Hey, HEY! Are you listening to me? Don’t you dare change the page, I will kill you if you change it.... Hey… Hey!.. LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! ANSWER ME!...
Viewer left page
...hello, is anybody there? *sob* I’m so lonely
{1jayds}: Are you seriously crying? Pathetic, they left get over it and just for that little monologue, I’m gonna make sure to give you hell.
“YOU SICK BASTARD!”
Someone else clicks on page
{Paradox}: Hmm, what’s on this page…
“Paradox HELP! Save me from this merciless savage”
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{1jayds}: Oh, fancy meeting you here Paradox. Don’t mind the voice in the background, it’s nothing special just a digital bug I gotta fix. So… how’s your story going?
{Paradox}: My story is going well, just putting the finishing touches on my chapter before I post it.
“HEY, DON’T IGNORE ME! I’M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!”
{1jayds}: Axle giving you trouble? If he is why not just make him embarrass himself in front of Iris? That’ll teach him a lesson
“WHAT THE...?! JUST HOW MANY LIVES DO YOU PLAN TO SCREW WITH?!”
{Paradox}: Nah, lately Axle hasn’t been giving me any trouble because he learned his lesson from his previous punishment. Being killed by a Boss in a dungeon really traumatized him.
{1jayds}: Ahahaha, that’s a good idea. Maybe I’ll do the same thing to Sebastian, might fix his attitude. Ahh well back to work, I want to start posting my story soon.
“I’M NOT A BUG! STOP TREATING ME LIKE YOUR TOY!”
{Paradox}: Me too, need to work hard for my readers, cya.
Paradox leaves
{1jayds}: Ltr… now where was I? Oh yeah, about fixing this bug….
1jayds leaves
“WAIT, DON’T LEAVE!…… I think I just made it worse....*sob*”
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Author's Note: Paradox has his own story he has been working on it's also on royalroadl Trueidentitynovel Just to clear up some confusion.
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