《An overly OP MC in another world.》Chapter 7: The demon sword?
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''Yes, I did just talk… so what about my say in this matter?'' (Weird talking sword)
You have no say, you're a sword!
''A weird talking sword… well according to the author… but I'm actually a demon sword… '' (Weird talking sword) (AN: Hey, fuck you, I'm trying my hardest without passing out from exhaustion!!!)
Finally! someone else who knows about the author… he's a real fat cunt is he not?... oh and… congrats you're a unique fucking sword… hooray
''Ha! yeah mate, he is!... and fuck you too!'' (Weird talking sword that's a dick)
''HEY, FUCK YOU!!!'' (Bitching sword)
''FUCK THIS SHIT!!! I'M GONNA STAB YOU!!!'' (With what, your non-existent body?... AAH!!!)
''NOW GET MY NAME RIGHT!!!'' (SCARY TALKING SWORD!!!)
HA! now that's a fucking threat!.. I see you and I becoming great friends! (AN: FUCK YOU GUYS!!!)
''Ha ha, Love you to Yite!'' (Talking sword)
''Now, give me a name!'' (Talking sword) (AN:.. Yes, sir)
''SIR!?, MAKE ME A WOMAN NOW!!!'' (Talking sword) (AN: Yes sir… I MEAN YES M'LADY!!!)
''Good, so what's my name!?'' (Laura)
''Laura… it's decent enough'' (Lara) (AN: OH THANK GOD!!!... or any other beliefs that you the reader believes in.)
Ha, so the author's a total wimp… hmm I can use this to my advantage! (AN: NO YOU CAN'T [CHARACTER MEMORY WIPE]!)
Huh?... what happened?
''Oh well-'' (Laura) (AN: [MUTE]!)
''MMMPH MMMMRRR!!!'' (Lara)
The hell's going on here author?
(AN: SHUT UP!!!!)
Fuck, fine!
''So, what was that about?'' (Shira)
''Oh, just the author and I having a little chat… '' (Carlos)
''Author?'' (Shira)
''FUCK!!!'' (Carlos) (AN: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!)
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''The hell are you swearing for!?'' (Shira)
''Nothing!'' (Carlos)
''AND TELL ME WHO THE AUTHOR IS!!!'' (Shira)
She looks really menacing… and scary, FUCK IT!!!
''He's known as the author but also the creator of everything… even you, Shira'' (Carlos)
''That's some bull, now tell me the truth!'' (Shira)
''It's a special hidden skill… even hidden from myself'' (Carlos)
She'll never believe that.
''Why did you not tell me sooner… okay so it's a skill, good… now let's start a small training regime so you can get stronger!!!'' (Shira)
She bought it!? (AN: HOLD THE FUCK UP… I DID NOT PLAN THAT!!!)
You know what author? (AN: What?)
''END!'' (Carlos)
(END)
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