I finally got out of the ceiling...they literally took ten minutes to get me down...

''So, what should we do...now that we've killed the king and princess of this awesome kingdom...and the knights are probably going to be gunning for us!'' (Jake)

''Then we fight our way out!'' (Roland)

''That's not a bad idea Roland!'' (Jake)

...Fucking idiots...

''Hey uh guys...'' (Lucas)

''Shut up Lucas!'' (Jake)

''Yeah, we're coming up with a plan!'' (Roland)

When they said that I said.

''What plan?...let me guess...kill everything?'' (Carlos)

''Yeah!'' (Jake)

''Yep'' (Roland)

''*sigh* Fucking idiots'' (Carlos)

''Why do I even hang out with these retards?'' (Lucas)

Well...at least Lucas is sort of smart...

''We shouldn't just kill them!!! they must have feelings too!'' (Lucas)

.....They don't have feelings for anything but themselves...I think that we've established that in chapter 1!...(AN: THERE WAS A BREACH IN THE FOURTH WALL!!!! EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES!!!!)

''Well they could have feelings...'' (Jake)

''Yeah.....Carlos what do you think about this plan?'' (Roland)

It's my chance to have a great long speech FINALLY!!!

''No-'' (Carlos)

''ARREST THEM!!!'' (Knight)

RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE MY SPEECH!!!....-cough-...anyways...the knights finally thought for a second...and attacked us with their numbers instead of running with their tails between their legs...clever girls...guys....genderless demons?....I don't fucking know...

''YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! [SUMMON: WOLF]!!!'' (Roland)

''AND YOU WON'T TAKE ME AT ALL!!! [SUMMON: BOW]!!!'' (Jake)

So...they're both summoners...that was unexpected...

''HAH!!! YOU THINK THOSE PUNY SUMMONS COULD EVEN LEAVE A SCRATCH ON US!!??'' (Knight 1)

''YEAH, THAT WOLF WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO LICK THE DIRT UNDER THE DIRT ON MY BOOTS!!'' (Knight 2)

''HAH YOU THI-!!!'' (Knight 3)

Right as those three were taunting… Roland's wolf bit one of their throats...it was torn out.

''KILL THE FUCK!!!'' (Knight 1)

Right after he said that, he got an arrow to the knee....then one in the other knee....then the eye....he's not adventuring anymore.

Title achieved: Shitty Memer

OH COME ON!!!....anyways back to the battle.

''DIE!!!'' (Knight 2)

Right as he said that...he got stabbed in the back by his former comrades....what?

''So, this is what it feels like to have beings under your control...interesting...'' (Lucas)

Oh, it was just Lucas...oh right, he was a necromancer… I don't really like that smirk that he has...

''So, is that all you puny knights have?'' (Jake)

''Yeah!'' (Roland)

''...'' (Lucas)

''DIE!!!'' (???)

Some random guy shouted and then he....oh...ouch.....Jake shot him in the testicles with his summoned bow...

''Dude, I didn't know that you were a good archer!'' (Roland)

''Huh?, I was aiming for his arm...'' (Jake)

''...Lucky shot..'' (Lucas)

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!'' (???)

The random guy...was shouting in terror and pain...I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy...too bad that I don't have a healing skill....author...give me a healing skill!

Title achieved: The one who threatened the great author

Title achieved: Breaker of the mighty fourth wall

Skill achieved: Heal

....So, that actually worked...

''DIE!!!'' (???)

I heard another die...and then another scream in terror and pain.

''AAAAAAAH!!!'' (???)

...They all died like that...

(END)