I was walking down the street, after going to get pizza from Ernie's Pizza Palace for my date in 3 hours, when a lightning bolt struck down in front of me. Holy crap, I almost died. Wait, why did a lightning bolt appear in clear skies. I began to run to my house, in fear of god killing me. Another lightning bolt struck the street lamp right next to me. God was really trying to kill me!

I nearly got to my house, when the third lightning bolt struck me down. I died instantly. When I opened up my eyes, I was in a black space with my doppleganger staring back at me. I immediately began to shout at him, "Why did you kill me, you dick? I had just gotten a date, for fuck's sake! Was it because I stole that candy bar from the supermarket? Fuck you, man! I should kick your ass!"

The omnipotent being that wore my face frowned and said "Just for that, I'm not giving you the ability to choose the world that you go to. This was supposed to be a gift to another version of me and you curse me out. Newsflash, Megan, your date, was only going to eat your food and then leave, never to be seen by you again. Now, choose what you power you want."

I looked at this God version of me and immediately said "I want to be a Primordial Vampire." This would make me strong no matter which world I go to. The God me smirked and said " Good luck in the Twilight verse as Bella's brother." He began to laugh at his words. Wait, what? "No, please. I'm sorry! Please, not there! I can't take Bella's whining and stupid choices."

He snapped his fingers and a portal opened up. I started to be pulled into said portal. 'Fuck you, God me' were my last thoughts before I became a baby.