Even if I told you where I came from you wouldn’t believe. Truth be told neither do I at times. See when I came to the realm of monsters there wasn’t much. It was actually a pretty dull place. I traveled for a few hundred years of war and carnage. Soon people just started to follow me. They gave the name king. It’s funny I came here to run from such a word. But like my name king a built a palace. And I made a queen. When my queen was taken from me I took that place down. Brick by brick. Then they gave me a new name. King slayer. Later that name would be forgotten as would the time they called me king would be. See in time they would come to call me the third calamity. But all I really wanted was for her to come back to me. But this world won’t let that happen. Isn’t it only fair that I destroy this world. As it has destroyed me.

••••••

“ So Grim talk me through this. What do I do to use the eaty power?” Erick I casually asked

“...” Grim did not reply.

“Grim?... hello you there” I question

“ Where not calling it eaty power. ‘ eaty’ isn’t even a word” Grim spoke with a high and clearly visible level of annoyance.

“Is that so… how does it work. The eaty power” I ask again casually

“ No were like simply not calling it that” Grims voice rose as she spoke

“Ok I promise not to call the eaty powers ‘ the eaty powers” I stated matter of factly

“Haaaaaa nope not telling” Grim voice seem to contain a disapproving tone

“Ok ok it’s not eaty power its… ahhh what’s a good name” I ask myself. And spoke in a way that it was clearly directed at me.

“ Devour... you know it’s actual name” Grim seem to be speaking to herself about something. I couldn’t tell what so I decided to humour her.

“ That seems stupid” I declared

“ … it’s better then ahhh eaty power ” I felt the need to rebuke that but.

“ Ok it’s a little better but not much. So how does one use it?” I decided that eaty power was the it’s true name.

“ Ho I see that one didn’t use it’s actual name. Besides you should know already that’s how I work.”

“ ahh that’s right I forgot your useless” I said in monotone

“ No I’m like fucking not” I hear Grim yell

Hmmm I going to like you Grim. Not sure if your gonna like me but that’s ok.

Let’s see hmmm ahhh hmmm ok let’s think back how is this supposed to work. I place my hand in the center of the big ones corpse and point my other hand to a pile of corpses and… the light bends to my parm and looks as if I stand in the centre of a black hole with all of existence is being dragged towards me. And I sense something else. I feel as if exanstance has started to revolve. Revolve around me. For me as if I have become the king of all and then it fades in the blink of an eye and all I see around me a grassy field. The courses are gone.

Ha that’s neet. How to hide a corpse 101

Step1. Magic it

Step2. Profit

“ oks what’s next Grim” I said

“ I don’t know? Why… what you doing in the void to begin with” I heard from an unknown source. It was a voice that sounded a lot like Grim. Ok it was grim but god there was a lot of sarcasm in her voice.

“ huh is that so” I have said all that needs to be said. It’s time to find my sister!!!! That’s right I’m still lost ok it time to use the time tested method to determine the way to go when your lost. I place my sword on the ground and wait for it to fall. It’s pointing east so where going east.

“... I have nothing to say ok let’s go east Erick”

Damm it reading my mind. Now she know I’m lost oh the embarrassment… Ha ha ha had you their grim I bet you thought I was embarrassed.

I turn the book over that’s still hanging from a thin but long change by my neck. I stared at the book for ten minutes untill.

“ what?” Grim said

“ nothing let’s just go”

“ ok”

******

A few hours pasted and the unbelievable happened. I returned to the original valley. Ha ha ha ha I’m not lost anymore more. Now I just need to remember where my sister was and was that it? I feel like there was something more. Oh right I couldn’t find fish in the stream so I when to look for another stream. Oh right I need fish don’t I. Actually I haven’t eaten since the hole endless sea of tomato guts. What tomatoes are a super fruit. Ok truth be told I don’t actually know all I know is that I don’t really want to eat anything tomato’s for a long ass time. Oh right

“ hey Grim”

“ Yes how may I bless you exanstance today”

“ I must have like eaten like 10,000 souls right so like does this mean I can’t get the started pack of am I soul broke still.”

“Soul broke?”

“ yeah like is my soul still poor?”

“ you mean weak right.”

“ that’s what I said poor”

“ you don’t wanna emit that your souls weak? Poor? Ha little weak ass bitch soul”

“ your breaking character just tell me if I can get the things you said before.”

“Yeah that’s right you could get some good stuff now of course not all of it but all the basic stuff. Actually you need to get the basic stuff”

“ ok let’s do it”