Week 5 day 7

Incredible long week so let's make a quick recap.

Georg blew up the lab TWICE (Already said sorry - Georg)(Sorry doesn't cut it, we lost the first magic tomato - Leon)(It was green and lacked maturation, like you Leon - Dom)(TOMATO q_q - Leon), we created a special wire to help drain us of mana, we found 3 mana stages or 3 mana types so far:

Foreign Mana (mana v0.1) = unstable but has no effect on this world. Is absorbed by living organic tissue. Takes usually from 3 to 5 weeks (footy took 1 week and 6 days and one of the technicians took 5 weeks and 2 days to be completely stable). It's main feature is that it will emit radiation.

Unstable Mana (mana v0.2) = this is the main cause of death, it's impossible to detect with machines so far. It reacts to the emotional state of the host. It's stabilization period is from 1 day (20 hours please - Leon) the fastest to well over a week (Sorry AGAIN. Now shut it Dom - Georg). It will change the host's body to an optimal state for the mana (still unsure of why).

Stable mana (mana v0.3) = Our main bet for mana v1 or just mana. This can appear in organic and inorganic material alike, it can spread to organic matter with little contact. Also when mana spreads to a new organic matter it becomes unstable. So far the vegetation, a few animals and insects are showing signs of mutation.

The French authorities were alerted already that this WILL affect the whole world sooner rather than later.

It's unknown if there is a fourth stage.

Now the surviving original member of the meditation team (Jack), Leon, two cooks, Tom (He didn't die - Dom)(You lost your bet, I can write here again - Tom)(You betted that if you survive you can write here again? - Georg)(Who is the crazy one now? - Dom), well in total about 231 persons (including LHC + hospital personnel) are at the third stage and 27 persons (Georg included) are at the second stage.

The success rate on us was about 60~70% using the new meditation system and the mana draining wires. The good news is that IF (being the keyword) you survive your body will be improved and most likely toned, most of your physical problems healed, we even found that one of the workers had an undiagnosed case of bone cancer stage 2 and went into remission by itself. Also there is no need for glasses in most cases (except for Georg), recovering "dead" nerves (like footy), even bald people are growing har (Hell the director is 83 and he might even be able to please his wife once in his life time - Leon)(How can you say that Leon? - Georg)(His wife is Margaret the one that works the evening shift on the 2nd recreational room - Dom)(The one with all the gaming consoles? that's why is ALWAYS empty? - Georg).

And finally, if everything goes as expected the new fruits and vegetables will be ready in about 2.5 months from now. That's something we all want to try (Thankfully we still haven't found any super bug - Georg).

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Sorry for the more serious chapters but it's hard to make funny situations match the writing and don't sound like a slapstick/stupid comedy.

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