《Unstable dungeon》Chatterboxing
Advertisement
Opening the door to the dinner party in the casino, Aki found 2 drows, 2 dwarfs, 2 beast kin and 2 humans sat at the table.
"Hello, excuse me, the dinner was supposed to be at 10, right silver?" He asked with some nervousness, since it was half an hour before the scheduled, and got a nod from the silver scaled ophidian. "Well then, allow me to introduce my..." *Thunk* a knife burrowed itself in the wall where Aki's head was moments ago.
"Who do you..." *crabluck* the cat kin tried to say something, but a telekinetic tentacle made his neck do a 1080.
"Does anyone else prefers my not so polite introduction? No? Good, it's a pain to not make then bleed you know? Anyway, I'm Aki, Silver's new boss, called the reunion to talk bout my work policies. By the way, my wife is right outside and just waiting cuss I was sure some idiot would want my help for suiciding and she wanted to skip all the trouble, so I came first." Rapidly said Aki while abandoning any pretense of politeness and simply teleporting the corpse away so he didn't need to keep the blood from spiling.
That just made the bear kin that sat besides the deceased cat kin even more pissed. Not that he dared attack when Aki showed his back to call for Tsu though.
No one else talked before they set, neither after for a while since they got a bit weirded out about Aki sitting on his wife's lap.
"Should we start the dinner earlier since everyone is here or should we just do the crude talk?" Asked Aki since he noticed even the buerocrate-like drow didn't seem to remember how to talk.
"Uh? Yes, it would be best if you used this moment to talk about your future plans." Answered the business drow.
"Understood. Well, the plans I have are pretty simple really. I will be opening some stores on the legal side of things for more capital and face, opening a bank with fair rates for connections and initiating my own slavery company for personal. From clothing, to alchemy to mercenary work. Expect to see and hear a lot from me miss minister." Aki explained to the city's minister of finances.
This time everyone was surprised in a different way. Most noticeable was the strondous laughter of the bear kin.
"Oi!" He suddenly stopped and looked seriously at the lightly smiling Aki before acting like this some jap novel. "Brat, even if you got some power, do you really think it's that simple to open up a brand on the dark empire!?"
"Of course. I've read it's code of laws, the laws of the province and from the city, besides participating on the tournament while my wife represents a regional colony, which gives her special prizes related to such. By the way, even though I talk like we're married, that is only under her tribe's belief, which is not enough to declare us as a married couple in the eyes of the Empire or church, making her still eligible for it. Besides, I've just got my high class citizenship approved by a bishop (Not the one that talked to him after the tournament, every city has 2, and that one is a traveler.) this morning after paying the sum of 5 rose coins (around 10 M dollars), so if I meet someone with a province wide commerce permit, I'm an eligible trade partner for that someone if they perchance do not yet have the authority and resources to trade with more than just this city. That such is one of the extra prizes members of a colony/serf territory is definitely not a coincidence. Since I'm bragging about our accomplishments anyway, did you know that even if Bella doesn't win even once we will still get the permit because she broke the record for the test of swiftness bellow level 100 while being only level 53 and now she is seeded to the semi finals?"
Advertisement
At this point of his blabbering, everyone on the table had already noticed 2 things. This guy doesn't shut up unless made so and they were only bring 'politely informed beforehand' about his plans.
"Miss? Aki, is that correct?" Asked the young (38) dwarf matron representing the dwarfs in asylum on the city. While not necessarily here because of criminality, they are still refugees from various clans. Be it because they woke up something they shouldn't with their mining or because their clan suffered a more normal extinction, plenty of dwarves ended in the underdark and you'd be hard pressed to find a city without such community.
"Just call me whatever you want, where I come from even insults can be considered normal forms of address (not kidding)." He waved her worries off.
"If that is so than I shaw say my piece" Said the dwarf with an almost imperserptive accent. "All the information we could get on you is that you are registered as Elizabeth Akita Victoria, comes from a distant land and is a vampire of at least noble lineage. I didn't expect the meeting to go like this, but as the most calm person that isn't thinking about how much trouble a new bank is going to be, I have to ask, who actually are you? You simply appeared out of nowhere and the only thing we hear is that you like killing and coffee, then you come with multiple bombs. I had noticed something was off with the message and prepared to stop a war. Now I see it will be impossible." She said and looked at the bear man.
"Well, it's not like I will show you guys my status, but if you ask like that than the best I can say us that I'm not from anywhere close, have always been this crazy and will be 17 in some months." With that last one the bear man fell from his chair and the others were practically shell shocked in their own way. "Pffff, what is it? Just cuss I'm a vampire doesn't mean Ima gonna instantly be old. On a more serious note, I also didn't really plan on a war, my baseline for it was high, plenty high, and yet this guy crossed it with the public treatment of his sex slaves. As a bad person, I know certain things happen, but seeing them still makes me pissed. Any man joining such scum forgets they had mothers, sisters and lovers, forget how to act like people. Be it the ones that actually believe in his anti-semic, racist and xenophobic ideas, or simply stay there helplessly, I shaw deliver to all of them the mercy of death, but none are going to come anywhere near your so called paradise while I live! If I had the power before I wouldn't have left even one drop of blood from those middle... *cough* it seems I have exeded my bounds. I apologize, those were offensive and brute words that came from my pure anger and disgust about a similar culture. While I won't put my declaration of war down, I'd ask you all to lower your weapons, I won't use more of violence for tonight." He said and showed his hands, which made everyone jump thinking he was about to cast a spell, only to notice he meant 'peace'.
Advertisement
"This is certainly one of the most interesting dinners we've had since silver assumed, but I'm afraid that would not be enough for allowing such shock in the economy." Said the fat human, representative of the dark merchants guild in the city. Yes, it's the same as the merchants guild, but acts in the underdark, but it is called like that because it is consisted of the most predative and unscrupulous merchants around the world, the underdark just so happens to be an 'open' passage through plenty of said rock.
"I will have to stand with sir Goldic. While uncommon, we agree that such sudden shift is dangerous and would represent a fall of the revenue of the city." Sternly said the level 100 minister while putting her saber back in the scabbard.
"Calm down you two, you make it sound like I'm not willing to share the profits! There's a saying that goes like 'if you make a cake big enough, everyone can be satisfied with only a slice because even that would be bigger than the cakes of many others'. If I'm taking the customers we just need them to buy more. If they don't have enough money we just need to raise the circulation of money. If they have no more time to work we can always go to the government and sell something that will improve the efficiency of the workers and raise the amount infused into the city and the amount of people coming in." With the attention of all present fixed on him after a bunch of flowery words for building up tension, which he didn't even do that well, Aki started getting to the point. "While I don't intend on sharing all my ideas and products, working together can definitely bring more than working against each other. Be it trade of service, resources or refined products, if they're not implemented correctly they won't be worth as much as they could, so you'd be losing time and money. A great example would be a cloth washing shop I intend to make. While cheap and simple, if advertised correctly, it could very well be used by the whole city and get me money simply by the sheer amount of costumers. Now, say the colosseum starts to have some non letal shows of prowes, plenty of hot headed youth would like to try their luck for a small fee. They'd be tired out after some tries and the population would be entertained. Some refreshments would be for the best, maybe even an alchemical tincture to enhance stamina restoration, the recipe of which was gifted to senior Goldic by me and has my dungeon, which I tamed, cultivating the materials needed in large scale. Of course, it's a shame this simple minded fool can't imagine any other uses for such petty ideas, I'm too conceited for that and prefer to keep things simple." Said Aki while nodding and slipping a small stack of papers to both merchants, both with his suggestions, recipes and some contracts. "How rude of me though, I don't think I have prepared much else for the honorable dwarfs. I apologize for now, but later I shaw send twenty barrows of some fine alcohol of my own homeland." He said and gave, the woman was looked at a apologetic look while giving a meter tall stack of papers through the table. Those were simple technologies amplified by magic, like an automatic crucible, mana and rune forging theories that a Aki isn't able to actually perform yet, the recipe to smokeless gunpowder, so on so forth. "Though I've heard that the beastmen mostly come from the deserts after the passages up north, so I thought I'd send some exotic plants and ingredients over." Aki made a charming smile while passing a single page with a death treath written in blood to the pale bear.
*****
The rest of the dinner was pretty silent in comparison. Some jokes here and there and some socializing, two marriage arrangements well rebuted, from the dwarves and humans, one meeting with the queen squeduled and a very constipated bear going off earlier.
Overall it was very satisfactory and productive.
The food wasn't bad, but Aki's avatar still had some flaws, one of then being that it had a weaker palate. Mostly because Aki couldn't get a good enough tongue and had to do with a so so one, since most demons didn't actually need to eat, getting a refined digestive system that didn't involve lots of acid was very hard.
Even though Aki did always like strong tastes, not being able to define the more subtle parts of the gourmet level meals in front of him made eating them himself quite hard, so he mostly just nibbled around and left the rest for the actual hungry demon in the room.
I mean, who doesn't like gluttonous characters?
"What do we do now then? The tournament is still nine hours away." Asked Tsu while expecting some other plan.
"Uhhh... Do we really need to do something? I was just thinking of cuddling to sleep. I could be the big spoon today. I was so awesome right now, can't I get a reward." He pouted and started tracing his finger over her six pack, getting himself a kiss in the head and a smile.
Advertisement
- In Serial74 Chapters
Chain of Ascension
Oftentimes, our suffering plays out in the things we’re drawn to, and out of all of his amazing & powerful friends, Xander was the one stuck in a vicious time loop. Either he’s the most unfortunate soul on the planet or he really is destined for something more. This is the journey of discovery Xander Harris never got.
8 257 - In Serial12 Chapters
Core Microsystem
Amara has spent most of her life with her parents, either switching the time they spent with her or leaving her alone most of the time. On her sixteenth birthday, her parents were a no-show. But to make up for their no-show, they did give her a gift. A gift that was going to be coveted by a lot of people who played virtual reality games. This gift would allow her to become something, to be someone in the world. To not be the kid whose parents have left her to fend for herself since she was ten. When the new game, Core Microsystem, came out, there was a twist. A twist that changed a lot of people’s lives. When a player went to create their character sheet, a random generator would offer them the chance to become a dungeon core in this new world. Watch as Amara creates her dungeon and how that affects her life in the real world.
8 175 - In Serial17 Chapters
Meet Me in Another World: For You
Five years have gone by since Michael last opened Lunar Masquerade, an MMORPG where you don’t choose a class, a calling chooses you. Yet, here he is, awake inside the game, naked in a circle of arcane symbols. Summoned. But, when he finds that the one to summon him is no other than his fiancée’s character, Selrah, it soon dawns on him that they may have left the game, but the game continued without them. No longer Michael, but Mythril, and a few quests and a raid later, he is on the run. His summoning no accident, he must flee the very person he thought he could rely upon, not to mention an ego-maniac of a guild leader, and a forlorn ostrich named Audreg. His calling changing to one thought only of legend, his companions a womanizing bard and a noxiri too fond of daggers, Mythril must regain his strength and reach the Feylands, before another calls upon the ancients leading the world into destruction once again.
8 131 - In Serial19 Chapters
Uploaded Fairy: The Family Of Lost Purgatory Girls
Author Note: Before you read, this isn't your typical Isekei. The MC spends half their time being completely curb stomped. So please don't whine if the MC isn't Op. Nadine is an slacking student, who has recently broken up with her girlfriend. Initially she wanted to continue building her robotic dog. But the next morning, her mother dies in a mysterious accident. Taken to a boarding school to live the rest of her teen years, torn between dating her old sweet heart and establishing a new life, she knows the life she wants to lead is not here.But when she runs away from the boarding school on the floating city, the only way to hold her hand to keep her from falling is her old lover. Stuck in a world where teens build robot dogs to fight to the death, she comes to understand that not everyone lives like aristocrats. They hold onto the false promise of a better life.Compounding the stench of death and cockroaches, the corporate state forked the source code from an old war time simulator. This simulator reworked into tailored experience in a fantasy world, specific to the desire of individual gamers. When Nadine finds her sexual desires to much to handle, she is about to give up gaming.A dream-scanner, whose been watching her play all this time, has given her one last chance: she has the opprotunity to fix that apocalypse she's created that ruined the lives of the game world fairies. Who has her own mixed loyalties. And she keeps telling Nadine, "It's not really a game."
8 170 - In Serial29 Chapters
Second Wind, legend of Pandemonium (Finished/Incomplete)
The developers of the worlds leading VRMMORPG Edge Online have decided to shut down its servers after over a decade. Shugireth Darkstar, the leader of Pandemonium, Edge Online's top guild, suffers from a deadly disease and his end is near. He hasn't left his VR pod for 5 years, as the medical nanodroids at the hospital takes care of him. Without Edge, he will die, because his physical body has already been all but destroyed by the sickness. Seeing no light at the end of the tunnel, Shugireth Darkstar, the Master of Pandemonium, stubbornly stays behind as the servers shut down... If that was all, we could end this story right here. However, that was only the beginning of the legend of pandemonium. The prelude to the movement, if you will. Shall we see what happens next? -------------- Some notes from Me (The author, gasp surprise): I first wrote this (100k) as an experiment. I saw the advice about having foils for overpowered MCs, and I watched quite a few lectures on writing. I wanted to test things out for myself and see if I could carry a story through other ways than only relying on physical conflict like some thrillers do. Thus this might lean a bit towards slice of life with a romance subplot, but I don't want to give my story away so read it if u want to know more. This was basically never intended for anyone else's eyes but my own, and written to explore writing as a process. This wasn't my attempt at writing a good book, but it turned into something that I think might interest some people, so I decided to pop it up here. It is slightly old so my style and writing skills have advanced considerably since I first started this thing. Having said that, I think it's pretty readable, but I am very interested in how other people will receive this. Please feel free to criticize it and just in general shoot me some feedback on what you think. It contains light Litrpg elements, not heavy table spam, it's just the basis of the world. Although I like that sort of thing, this was written before I even knew of Royalroad and hadn't considered litrpg much. Some of you may recognize that it was slightly inspired by Overlord. Also, the Tags for sexual content and traumatizing content are there as a precaution on all of my stories pretty much, even if my story does not contain any of that at the moment. I can't really know what the future will bring, but in the case of this story I do know a little bit, since I wrote 100k words before posting it here. And I just posted it on a whim because I figured some readers on Royalroad might enjoy this story.
8 146 - In Serial4 Chapters
Falling For A Telmarine
The Pevensie's are back and soon find out what has happened to their kingdom in their absence. They wonder where Aslan is but get no answers. They come across Prince Caspian, who had been the one to call the Kings and Queens of old. Twins, High King Peter and High Queen Lily, find themselves leading their people into a battle yet again. While planning, Peter and Lily have their first conflict and argue after Lily defended Lucy. Caspian tried to help her but Peter lashes out on him. Peter says something harsh towards Lily, causing the twins to not speak to one another. Despite Peters countless apologies. Edmund and Lucy are saddened at the sight of the once inseparable twins arguing. However, Susan is quite happy. Why? Because she thinks Lily being miserable and depressed is amusing. In the process of their surprise attack, Lily was hurt badly. Lucy is able to help her. Lucy and Lily have a discussion on Susan, Peter, Narnia, Caspian, and England. Then they come to find out the scene of events between Peter, Caspian, the white witch and such. While Caspian talks with his professor, Peter has heart to heart talks with two of his sisters, Lucy and Lily. Lily and Lucy then follow their brothers plan and take off into the woods. But after realizing the Telmarines noticed them, Lily sends Lucy by herself and fights off the guards. Caspian then comes to her rescue. Lily then joins her brothers and warriors in battle. During battle, she is injured badly but Lucy is not around to help her this time. She saves her brothers, sister, and Caspian and continues fighting. After defeating the Telmarines, Aslan noticed the wounded queen that was in the grip of her twin brother. Aslan then heals the high queen of his kingdom. The rest of the story and details will just have to be read. Spoiler!! --- A certain Queen of Narnia will fall in love with a certain Telmarine Prince. The feelings are mutual.
8 139

