Yo.Readers from the 'earth' let me tell you my tragic story-

I'm naturally the top no: 1 player of the game monsters overlord

Well really in reality I'm a 34 year old hikineet that somehow awkwardly died because

I tripped on a rock an fell to my doom I suddenly felt fear and

Tried to tun away but that was useless because fate had other plans for

Me well because there I can see a truck no isn't that the legendary

Truck-San Damn I curse my luck oh I can see the truck's bumper curling

Well I figured that I should have bough milk yesterday no I'm gonna die because of that Shot I curse my bad luck

HUH.DID SOMEONE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.now I'm dead let's wait

However 1 minute

Turned into 10 hour but nothing happend

SSSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT.how long am I gonna keep waiting

Oh I wished I could return to earth to play monster overlord how

I wished I could say Status.suddenly

(REQUEST ACCEPTED ACOUNT ACCESS CONFIRMED)

STATUS

(NAME:NAMELESS) (CULTIVATION:QI NOVICE)

(RACE:FIREBIRD(EGGLING)(DRAGON GOD BLOOD (HIDDEN)

HP:86478854 MP:875447

(STRENGTH:0)

(SPEED:0))

(DEFENSE:0)

(RESISTANCE:999999999lBROKEN)

(LUCK:999999999/BROKEN)

(MAGIC POWER:999)

(MAGIC RESISTANCE:99999999/BROKEN)

UNIQUE PASSIVE SKILLS-

HEAVENLY BODY,DEMONIC GOD POWER(SUPPRESSED BECAUSE OF

EGGLING STATUS).HEAVEN DEVOURING EYE,GODLY ABNORMAL RESISTANCE.GODLY CALCULATION.DIVINE INTELLIGENCE.GODLY MP AND HP.ALL SENSE ENHANCED.Inventory.PRIDE.SLOTH.LUST.GREED.(N+HFXB;!).DRAGONIC BODY.IMMORTAL.CULTIVATION God.PILL GOD.

MAGIC RULER.CONQUEROR.EMPEROR.ALL KNOWLEDGE.GODLY DANTIAN+THERE ARE MORE

SKILLS-

MILIONS

TITLES-

MANY

WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT TTTTTHHHHEEEE SHIT.