It’s been a few hours since I’ve gained the magnificent power of… unlimited wishes, and I began experimenting.

“I wish for… a glass of water” (Vincent)

I said, and a light came out of nowhere and disappeared almost as quickly as it appeared, and a glass of water was just sitting where the light previously was.

“Shit, this is pretty fucking cool!” (Vincent)

I said, excited.

“...What else could I create… what about a living being…” (Vincent)

I said as I took a few seconds to mentally prepare myself for… anything and said:

“I wish for a… servant, to listen to my every order, but also treat me as a friend, and make it completely random...” (Vincent)

As I said that, a thing that looked like a pile of flesh and bones, came out of the ground. Then a strange metal box appeared out of nowhere, and the flesh was put into the metal box, once it was inside, smoke came out of the box from the bottom, and after around five minutes a person came out.

The person was a male, with light silver hair, he was around 6'1 in height, he had light blue eyes and was quite handsome, but had a big scar across his left cheek and a passive frowning face. He was also quite skinny compared to the average person, but his legs looked like they've been used a lot. his hair also covered his left eye showing his scarred right cheek to people… probably to intimidate them, he was also wearing a white hoodie with the hood down and some light blue jeans, with black sneakers on… then he spoke:

“Hello there, sir, my name is Alexander Virtulion, I am sworn to protect your life, no matter the cost.” (Alexander)

He said as he bowed down on one knee. His voice was rough and he seemed to smoke, a lot… it was admittedly, somewhat intimidating.

“Oh… uh, thanks?” (Vincent)

I said, somewhat confused.

“Sir, are you okay?” (Alexander)

He said, worry evident on his face.

“I’m fine, just stop calling me sir, call me by my name, Vincent… or Vince… whatever works for you” (Vincent)

I said, casually.

“Oh, um… okay, Vince… just call me Alex” (Alex)

He said, awkwardly… it seems like he isn’t really used to conversation… weird.

“Okay, so… wanna see something cool?” (Vincent)

I said, bored.

“Okay…” (Alex)

He said, shyly.

“I wish for… the power to teleport” (Vincent)

As I said that, a bright light hit me… then the immense pain from the summoning came back and… I will admit, I screamed in pain.

“AAAAAAAAH!!!” (Vincent)

“SIR!” (Alex)

Alex shouted, worried.

“I’m… I’m okay… just… hurts… a lot” (Vincent)

I said as I fell to the ground, passing out.

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“Ah… fuck, my head!” (Vincent)

I said, getting up, as I rubbed my head, I saw Alex reading a book and waved to him, catching his attention.

“Ah, sir!... Vince!” (Alex)

When Alex saw me, he jumped like he saw a ghost.

“How long have I been unconscious?” (Vincent)

I asked, slightly annoyed by the drilling pain in my head.

“Around… a week” (Alex)

Alex said, nonchalantly as he went back to the book he was reading.

“Oh, fine… wait, a week!?” (Vincent)

“Yeah, not that bad… is it?” (Alex)

Right, he doesn’t have common sense… good thing that I usually ditch school… or people would get suspicious… or worried, well… guess I’ll just go tomorrow.

“So, what time is it?” (Vincent)

I asked Alex as I walked to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee.

“10:38 AM” (Alex)

Alex said, checking the digital clock next to him.

“Okay, so… I’m gonna go to Maccas, wanna come?” (Vincent)

I said, nonchalantly as I walked to my closet, to get dressed.

“Yes, sir… Vincent, want me to drive you?” (Alex)

He said, happily.

“You have a car?” (Vincent)

I asked, surprised.

“No” (Alex)

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…

…

We stole a car.

The cops are after us.

Alex is laughing.

There’s a guy in the back, pissing himself.

I’m laughing.

“Dude, why did we do this!?” (Vincent)

I said, obviously amused by the situation.

“I have no idea! But, it was goddamn fun!” (Alex)

Alex replied, still laughing.

“HELP!!!” (Guy in the back)

The guy in the back was screaming for help.

…

Here’s what happened.

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“So, what’re we gonna do if you don’t have a car?” (Vincent)

I asked, idiotically.

“We’ll steal one… obviously” (Alex)

He said, as he walked out of the apartment, and walked up to the closest car to us, smashed the window in and hotwired the car… in a matter of a minute.

“HEY!!!” (Guy)

The car owner ran out of the building he was in, clearly mad.

“I’ve got this!” (Alex)

Alex got out of the car and pushed the guy in the back, got back in and started driving.

“AAAAH!!!” (Guy in the back of the car)

“Dude, why did you do that!?” (Vincent)

I asked, angrily.

“It was funny!” (Alex)

He replied, happily.

“What do you want, Money? Power? Women?... Bodies?” (Guy in the back)

Bodies!? The fuck is wrong with this guy!?

“We want orphan blood, now!” (Alex)

Alex replied, obviously joking.

“Right away!” (Guy in the back)

He replied, instantly.

…

Wait, he would actually do that! What the fuck’s wrong with this guy!?

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???” (Vincent)

I shouted at the guy, furiously.

“WELL, I AM NOT THE ONE WHO JUST STOLE A CAR AND KIDNAPPED THE OWNER, AM I!?" (Guy in the back)

He replied, angrily.

“NO, YOU’RE JUST THE GUY THAT’S WILLING TO KILL FUCKING KIDS!!! JUST TO LIVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!???” (Alex)

Alex shouted, interrupting in our “civilized” conversation.

“Well, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO!!!” (Guy in the back)

He replied, even angrier.

“IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!! YOU FUCKED UP SON OF A BITCH!!!” (Alex)

Alex shouted back.

…

Are those sirens?

“PULL OVER!!!” (Police)

It’s the cops!

“NEVER!!!” (Alex)

Alex shouted, pulling a gun out of… god knows where… who am I kidding, he’s probably playing angry birds or something, not even paying attention to this!

“Dude, this is fucking hilarious!” (Alex)

Alex said to me, laughing.

…

This is actually kind of funny…

We just wanted to go to Maccas.

Now, we have a hostage, a gun and a bunch of cops after us.

“Heh… ha! Ha ha ha!” (Vincent)

I started laughing, hysterically.

“THIS ISN’T FUNNY!!!” (Guy in the back)

The guy in the back was yelling at us.

“HELP ME!!!” (Guy in the back)

When he wasn’t yelling at us, he was yelling for help.

“PULL OVER THE VEHICLE NOW, OR WE’LL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!!!” (Police)

One of the policemen shouted, and after a few more seconds of driving, we saw a roadblock…

“Dude, right as we’re about to hit it, teleport back home… okay!” (Alex)

Alex whispered in my ear.

“Sure, I can… try!” (Vincent)

I said, hoping that the teleportation would work.

We were 6 seconds away from hitting the roadblock.

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“Teleport” (Vincent)

I said as I grabbed Alex’ shoulder…

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1…

We were back home… safe!

“We… we made it!” (Alex)

Alex shouted, extremely happy.

“How… how did I fucking do that!” (Vincent)

I shouted, confused and happy at the same time.

…

“Wait… is the guy in the back okay?” (Vincent)

I said, worried for the innocent man, that we took hostage.

“He’s probably a bit scraped up, but fine…” (Alex)

Alex said turning on the TV…

“This just in, the car chase has ended with the kidnapper's disappearing and the hostage dying horribly and painfully.

…

…

“TV’s overrated anyway, let’s read a book…” (Alex)

He said, nonchalantly.

“Dude, we just let a guy fucking DIE!!!” (Vincent)

I shouted at Alex, and just fell back on the couch… crying.

“We could’ve saved him… we shouldn’t have done it, we shouldn’t have stolen his car… or kidnapped him!” (Vincent)

I shouted, sadly.

“Dude, calm down… think about it… you can wish for stuff, right? Why don’t you try to wish him back or something…” (Alex)

He suggested... it was actually a good idea.

“I… I wish that we never did this, but us two shall keep our memories, to never do this again!” (Vincent)

When I said that, we were back to where we were, when Alex said:

“We’ll steal one… obviou- wait, did that actually happen?” (Alex)

Alex said, slightly dizzy.

“Yeah, I remember what happened… we let a guy die, and… we were laughing… oh god…” (Vincent)

I sat back down, clearly distraught.

“Dude, it’s fine… the guy’s still alive and well, nothing bad happened, we haven’t done anything bad… at all… yet” (Alex)

Alex tried comforting me, and it surprisingly helped a bit.

“Thanks, Alex… you’re a pretty good guy… well, not when you’re bored… and please, don’t do that again… unless the person deserves it!” (Vincent)

I told Alex off, angrily.

“I’m… sorry, for killing him… and even suggesting that we steal a car, why don’t we just… walk?” (Alex)

Alex suggested, and… why didn’t we just fucking walk!!??

“We… could’ve walked there instead, it’s not that far away… we’re fucking… you’re a fucking psychopathic idiot…” (Vincent)

I said, berating Alex.

“Well, you did sort of… let everything about me be random… here” (Alex)

Alex said, showing me a weird screen.

Name: Alexander Virtulion

Age: 17

Height: 6’1

Hair color: White

Trait 1: Kicker (Kicking attacks are 40% stronger)

Trait 2: Smoker (You will probably get lung cancer, later on)

Trait 3: Loyal (No matter what, you won’t betray anyone, that you consider a friend)

Class: Soldier

Personality: Psychopathic.

IQ: 91

Guild: [None]

Master: Vincent Heflin.

Awakened ability: Healing Flame

Other ability: [None]

Rank: C

Well, that’s interesting… he has an IQ of 91, he’s 17… he’s a soldier, psychopathic and… a loyal person, oh thank god, he’s loyal… it’d get real ugly if he wasn’t!... what’s a healing flame… or awakened ability? I’ll ask him about that, later...

“So, sir… those are my stats, can you show me yours?” (Alex)

Alex asked in a polite tone.

“Wait, what are stats?” (Vincent)

I asked Alex, confused.

“Oh, right… you only recently awakened, sorry sir… just say [Status] and it’ll show you, your status” (Alex)

He said, happily.

“Okay… [Status]” (Vincent)

What showed up, shocked me.

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The end XD