My name is Vincent Heflin, I’m 6’5, have dark hair, brown eyes, a small scar across the left eye and I have a slight stubble. I’m sixteen and I’m quite athletic, this is my story.

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Today I was walking home from one of my friend’s places, and all of a sudden it started to rain.

“Aw, fuck… first I lost most of my money betting and now it’s fucking raining, today is the best fucking day ever” (Vincent)

I said, sarcastically, as I walked along the sidewalk and I suddenly felt a large amount of pain rush through my body.

“AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” (Vincent)

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“Where… where am I?” (Vincent)

I said, scared.

“You have nothing to worry about, dude” (???)

I heard a bored voice behind me, so I turned around to see… an average looking guy in a black shirt and jeans… sitting on a beanbag… presumably playing games on his phone…

“Who the fuck are you supposed to be?” (Vincent)

I said, confused and angry at the same time.

“God… just god” (God?)

He said with a bored voice.

“Well, if you’re god, then I’m fucking buddha!” (Vincent)

I said in a mocking tone.

*ZAP*

“AAAAH!!!” (Vincent)

A bolt of red lightning appeared out of the god's fingertip and hit me in the foot, causing me to scream in pain.

“That enough for you?” (God)

He said, going straight back to his phone.

“What the fuck was that!!!???” (Vincent)

I said, scared shitless.

“-sigh- Fuck it, you were summoned here by random… I was hoping for a babe… -sigh- you get one wish, choose wisely” (God)

He said, in a completely bored tone.

‘Wait, did he say wish?... if I could have a wish… fire hands… no… that cool lightning thing? Nah… oh! I got it!’ (Thoughts)

I walked in front of god and said:

“Unlimited wishes” (Vincent)

He unhesitantly replied with:

“Sure” (God)

“Wait, really!?” (Vincent)

I said, shocked.

“Yeah, you can have… unlimited wishes? FUCK!!!” (God)

God suddenly jumped from his beanbag and shouted.

“Ah!” (Vincent)

His sudden actions startled me.

“Fuck! I let him have the power of gods!... take it back, now!” (God)

God said, sounding scared.

“What? No!” (Vincent)

I replied.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit! Dad’s gonna be so fucking mad… wait, if I can just cover it up…” (God)

God said as a menacing grin appeared on his face, and I instantly shouted:

“I wish, that you cannot harm me, directly or not!” (Vincent)

When I said that, a bright light appeared and disappeared instantly.

“What… what did you do!!!???” (God)

God shouted at me, in a furious tone.

“I… wished that you wouldn’t attack me…” (Vincent)

He looked at me, speechless and then said:

“A… a wish shouldn’t be able to affect a god… what the hell happened?!” (God)

When he said that, I, still curious said:

“What do you mean, “shouldn’t be able to affect a god?”...” (Vincent)

“It means what you think it means… I have to look into this” (God)

God said as he paced around muttering.

“So… can I leave now?” (Vincent)

I asked, slightly worried.

“Fine, but I’ll be keeping an extremely close eye on you. Okay?” (God)

He said, keeping his slightly angry tone.

“Okay, I just want to go home… might try something out with the power, you know… experiment” (Vincent)

I said, nonchalantly.

“Okay, cool… and if you want to experiment anywhere… just come back here, I quite enjoy the company… when the companies not a douchebag…” (God)

He said, equally nonchalantly.

“Cool… I have to admit... this is getting a bit awkward… so if you could send me back…” (Vincent)

I said.

“Yeah, sure!” (God)

God said, slightly happy for... some reason.

And then, the same pain that brought me here, brought me back to where I originally was.

“So, what to do with this new power” (Vincent)

I said, happily as I walked back home.

‘What should I wish for? Maybe something impossible… like snow in the Philippines, no… that sounds pointless’ (Thoughts)

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The end XD