Ever seen a 2 year old shoot fireballs before?

Even I'm embarassed, mostly due to a certain teacher being hit by this giant fireball in a state of ecstasy

"Hehehehe"

What the fuck

She slowly starts to approach me

"Hehehehehehehe"

"Noooooooooo"

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A week has passed since the incident with the pig

For some reason, my disgusting brother has been leaving the house everyday after lessons

But what's weirder is his disgusting face which looks way too serious for his body

Apparently he's been returning with bruises and scars, finally awakening to masochism, it seems

My parents ignored it though, as he still eats the share of 10 people, which was apparent in our current dinner

In the game, my parents were famously knwon as the closest to the king, owning land equal to half of the kingdom and having the largest army supporting the king

To be honest, I was attracted by their kindness, even while knowing they'd die at an early age, I thought I'd deal with it when the time comes

Forgetting an even more important event in the game that occured

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We were having dinner with my brother being the only one noisy in eating his food, it was weird since half of his food was vegetables, which was usually pure meat and sweets

My father wasn't present in the dining table since he was tasked to defend against the neighboring country, he had to bring most of the soldiers stationed in our house and set camp in the country's border

Wait, we're in war!? And this scenario....oh shit!

I was paying too much attention to the toy- to various objects that I forgot about this event

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The giant moon was shining above the famous garden of moonlight roses within the arima household

The guards were patrolling with great caution around the garden, their numbers were greatly reduced, but each remaining individual was skilled enough to be considered as general rank

The problem was, the moonlight graden wasn't the only place that was targetted

Around 3 people clad in black robe were walking at second floor of the Arima household, they split as each individual went inside a respective room, specifically, Lydia, the duchess, and her brother, who were targetted due to their relation to the Duke

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"!?"

I woke up to the sound of the door opening, I wasn't surprised since I already anticipated this event

But for the assassin to not even bother to sneak, even if I'm just 2 years old, it still hurts my pride

I'm not scared though, since this was the time I'd unlock my magical powers based on the game

I confidently stared directly into the assassin's eyes, he slowly approached me being wary of any traps, little did he know that the child he was aiming for was the trap itself

*step*

I'll finally be able to use magic

*step*

I can finally start my plans

*step**step*

The assassin was right in front of me, slowly unsheating the blade that was soon to kill-

Wait, where's my magic!?

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...crap

I never thought about it, how the hell do I use magic!?

I can feel my cold sweat as the blade slowly approached my neck

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Why did I forget such an important detail!?

Am I gonna die? I haven't even done anything yet! Wait why did I even want to live? I didn't really liked the prince and I only wanted to selfishly survive in this world for myself...

The blade is close enough to cut me in single pull, wait I'm already bleeding!

"KAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

I screamed the loudest that I could, I'm actually going to die, the assassin was startled and drew some distance between us, did he not know that a 2 year old child could already talk?

I need to do something, anything, I comepletely forgot that this was reality and not a game, I can actually die!

Fuckfuckfuck

The assassin leapt at me, I tried my best to defend myself the best way I could but

"!?"

As I feel a small part of my energy decrease, I felt like the air suddenly dried up

I opened my eyes to see fire pouring out of my hands like a gigantic flamethrower, the assassin got blasted towards the door and was bewildered by the sudden spectacle in front of him

I stood up, I can finally use magic, I was sure since I felt how it worked

I raised my hand and pointed it towards the dumbfounded assassin, grinning as I said

"Die"

*poof*

Smoke came out of my hand as I tried redoing what I felt earlier

...?

The assassin grinned as he slowly stood up and picked up his blade

Aaaaaand we're back to square one

Is what I thought but a sudden blast of wind came in and blew the assassin away

My mouth was left hanging as the teacher who was supposedly going to be my disgusting brother's magic teacher stood in front of me

She stayed in the house since she was supposed to teach my disgusting brother's magic teacher but it ended up with her staying here for a month to not waste her trip to the capital

She was breathing heavily through her mouth with a wide grin on her flushed face as she slowly crept near me

"*hah*I hear you could already talk for your age"

"Umm....ye...s?"

"Hehehehehehe... I want to apologize in advance...but..."

"But...?"

I slowly stepped back as she slowly approached me, she was drooling like a waterfall and was shivering in what I can only think of as ecstasy

"Sorry...*hah*...but teacher here needs some energy from...hehehe...v~a~r~i~o~u~s~s~o~u~r~c~e~s~"

"What do you mean by-"

She lunged at me and my memory only lasted to that point...no it only WANTED to last at that point, whatever happened afterwards is...

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(Author Note-I don't really know what how long it should be {no penis joke intended} so please say if it's still short so I can lengthen it each chapter

-plot hasn't started yet, thanks for the patience

-p.s. how does nobility ranking work, still kinda confuses me

-my friend said I needed an editor, aren't those for grammar problems? Or do they do other stuff?

-Thanks for the support on the first chapt)