The shockwave was so strong that Will thought the Hulk probably missed his exit out of a plane and landed outside instead. The dust blown from the shock hurled themselves into the air and into the inside of house.

Coughing, Will made sure that Professor Bun-Bun was in his hands and that Blacky was still on his shoulders, before checking to ensure that his sister didn’t freak out and run for the hills. She didn’t. But, she was still trying to fall asleep standing still. In fact, Will felt that the only reason Shui-er ever bothering to fully wake up is to make sure she can bake those bricks of hers everyday in the afternoon heat. Since she had no digestion or food needs, she could literally sleep until she’s dead.

Glancing over her shoulder, Will watched as Fluffy and Birdy jerk awake from the noise. The quick movements from his crib informed him that they were heading his way. Normally they would fight in the mornings but whenever something happens they would always return to Will’s side.

It was kinda odd how well trained they were, especially when Will had never trained them to do any of those things…

After gathering the rest of his little family, Will grabbed his sister with a hand, dropping Professor Bun-Bun on the ground with the other. Pulling her arm from behind him, Will walked outside towards the explosion, since after all even if he ran; there really wasn’t anywhere he could run to. His minions trailed behind him, moving by his side.

In front of the house was a large crater, several meters wide, with a tall man standing in the center. The falling pieces of grass and dirt blew around him, making him look like he just did a superhero landing.

He had a wild appearance, and a unique hairstyle, as if he was about to become a super saiyan. This was blended with his black eyes, hair, and clothes. This dude seemed to like black so much, he even have a black long sword on his back. It was angled in a way that he could draw it from over his shoulders if needed. The only thing that contrasts this image was that he looks like a skinny looking pale-faced asian person…

“Hello children, I’m here to pick you up! Please follow me.” The moment the man saw the two and the small group of little animals behind them, he immediately tried to kidnap them!

Looking at the man, Will felt this dude is suspicious as hell! Who just shows up in the middle of nowhere and tries to grab the first children he sees? If he isn’t some kind of child-smuggler or slave owner, Will is a fool.

Giving the man his best innocent eyes ever, Will calmly walked over to him. Gathering the mana pool from the rest of his minions into his body, Will felt a large increase in his physical strength as his mana pool widen.

The man look surprise for a second, but didn’t have time to register the information before Will had punched him right in the nuts.

A stunned look surfaced on his face, as the man looked down at the little shota in front of him. Grabbing his hurting eggs, he kneeled down slowly on the ground.

Which was when Will punched him right in the nose, he made sure to tilt the punch upwards to give the man the most amount of damage possible.

That punch was followed by a kick again at the groin, and then followed by another punch to the back of the man’s head.

'That’s right bitch! I know kung-fu, just for this moment! I watched enough anime to know that you NEVER talk to the enemy. While they talk crap, you take that chance to take them out. Talking is for AFTER they had the crap beat out of them!'

Remembering all the retarded villains who talked to the heroes when they were winning, Will made sure to never follow their footsteps.

“STOP! STOP! I’m here to escort you to the sect! If I even harm a hair on your body, I would definitely be dead, but if you keep attacking that spot I’m really gonna fight it out with you!”

Ignoring the man’s yelling and nonsense, Will quickly grabbed a nearby brick and proceeded to whack the man on the back of the neck.

'If I recall, to knock someone out, you hit the medulla? I think it was that part of the spine that’s connected to the skull…'

If Will had tried this on a normal person, that dude would be DEAD, so dead he wouldn’t be any deader. But fortunately, the man was a cultivator!

“ALRIGHT! GIVE ME THAT!” Moving quickly that Will only saw a blur, before he knew it the brick was gone from his hand. The man stood towering in front of him, looking at the little shota that probably had a screw loose somewhere.

“Look, your parents told me to get you and your sister! I have a written message they sent me a couple of days ago! Didn’t they tell you anything?” Holding out a parchment that was covered in very familiar asian-like characters, the man tried showing it to Will.

'Huh? He ISN’T A KIDNAPPER? Oh crap… '

Just then a thought occurred to Will, he quickly ran back into the house and grabbed the parchment that his parents left. Bringing it over to the man, Will give it to him, “Here! Meme and Pepe left this! Me thought you were a meanie! So me attacked you! Sorry!” Smiling innocently at the man, Will tried to sweep everything that happened under the rug.

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Man’s POV

Looking at the innocent smile on Will’s face and then reading through the note, he felt that the amount of sect points he would earn for this stupid mission was totally not worth it!

Plus…

"Shui-er is my daughter; she is an adorable little girl who loves to make bricks. She has a bit of a sleeping problem but you’ll probably not have too many issues with that. My son Will is much gentler. He loves small animals and has some that he keeps as pets. He's basically harmless and if you give him his space he’ll probably not get out of control too much. Tell them that we are returning in a month or so. Also, if they start crying, play games with them or something."

He could already feel that this trip would suck big time for him.