《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 16][Arc 1] What do you take me for
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"Actually I'm a man" I said as i stood naked. "Pervert" The lady said. "Listen here you old cow you're the one who bloody blew off my clothes" I screamed in retaliation. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING AND OLD COW, AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU" The lady screamed back. "I'm CHAOS" I screamed and broke off into laughter. The lady backed off with her Niece? or daughter i don't know. "Na i'm just pulling your chain mate" I said with a laugh. "What's up with the corpse" The lady asked... "It's a long story" Ava said as she drooped over my shoulder as her worry dissipated. "Did you kill it" The lady asked. "No he was killed by a holy knight when we was strolling around looking for monsters" I said. "Why would a holy knight attack humans. "Well that's the thing luv I'm not a human" I said as i showed my fangs. "Vampire do you work for that bitch Gwyndolin?" The lady asked. "Oh that crazy chick no I'm just on a journey to revive my friend here" I said honestly.
"Oh then do you know who i am" The lady asked. "Not a clue luv" I said while i stretched. "Good now put on some clothes by the way I'm Magra" Magra said as she tried to cover the young girls curious eyes. "By the way why did you have such a creepy smile" Magra asked. "i don't know" I said solemnly. "Ok just come with me ill see if i could help with your friend... AFTER ALL I'M THE DEMON LORD OF LOVE" Magra said softly and then yelled in pride. "Off our rocker now aren't we" I said pitifully. "Shut up" Magra said and tossed me a broom. "The fuck you want me to do with this?" I asked. "Fly" Magra said. "OOH lemme try" Ava said and hopped on before spinning and ending upside down. "Cool" Ava said and floated into the air. "Hey who's the girl following you? Your big sis" The girl said while she tried to pry Magra's hands from her eyes. "This is my daughter of sorts Mary" Magra said before throwing me a cloak. "Alright then" i said and hopped onto the broom with Ava. "Off we go" Ava said and then flew straight into a tree.
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"Are you stupid" Magra said. "No I've just never flew one" Ava said sadly. "Whatever lets go" Magra said and flew off as we slowly followed on a broom. "So this is cool" Ava said. "i guess" I said as i pushed Bryall's head off my shoulder. Soon we arrived at a forest of sorts with plenty of bogs and swampy areas. "Who knew a witch would live in a swamp" I said. "I know right that's the last place you'd expect them" Mary said. "Yeah" I said as i started to doubt the common sense of this world. "Witches don't belong in swamps whatever man this whole world is bloody wack" I saltily thought to myself.
"Here we are" Magra said as she descended onto a little house.
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