《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 15][Bonus][Arc 1] The witches are just chillin
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"Hey auntie" I called to my mentor/mother figure. "Yes Mary" auntie said to me. "Not much but something feels wrong" I said while i cleaned a vile. "Yes there seems to be a disturbance in miasma" Auntie said "Miasma?" I asked. "Yes it's a building block to us monsters" Auntie said. "Like how?" I asked again. "For some its a source of power, its infinite and intangible to us... we even feared it once" Auntie said longingly. "who's we?" i insisted. "No one dear" Auntie said as she patted my head.
Once i finished cleaning everything out i decided to get some air and go out of the bog. "Auntie I'm going out" i said as i put on a coat. "Ok be careful and watch out for other monsters, oh and don't forget your emergency broom, wand, signal flare, and reception stone" Auntie said as she loaded me with things. "You worry too much" I said through a smile as auntie ruffled my hair through my witch hat. "Maybe i don't worry enough" auntie said and put something on my back. "Alright see ya later Auntie" I said and flew off from the bog on my broom.
The wind rushed in through my hair and life felt good. After about an about a strong iron smell hit my nose and i could immediately recognize the scent of blood, as i sped towards the scent the only thoughts in my head were to check if someone was hurt. After a minute i spotted a small beautiful girl and a woman following behind her. "Huh for some reason that woman gives me a weird sort of vibe like an older sister type" I thought to myself. As i landed in front of the group i cheerily greeted them but.... The girl carried a corpse and was covered from face to toe in blood with a huge scary smile across her face. I fell over off my broom landing on my but, i tried to back away but when the girl saw me she carefully set down the corpse and approached me. "S-s-s-s-s-tay" I managed as i backed up faster and faster.
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The girl reached me and bent over on a knee and gave me a bigger smile. "Hello luv you wouldn't appen to be lost now would you" the girl said in a weird dialect and male voice, the only thing worse was that smile remained across her? or his face. Tears started dwelling in my eyes and i threw dust up at her face. "Gah you bugger" The girl said and backed up before coming back to me. "You alright you seem to be off yer knockers?" The girl said. "Yaaaaah" I screamed and tried to run off but was stopped. "Oi you alright?" the girl said and grabbed my arm. the cold feeling of blood spread across my arms. "NOOOOOO" I screamed and just then a flash of light blew up from my back.
"Fuck off" Auntie yelled and drop kicked the girl 30 feet away sending her body rag dolling. "Oh you bitch" The girl said while she got up. "BEAM" Auntie yelled thrusting out her wand and a giant stream of light blew a hole through the girls body leaving nothing but her severed head on the ground. "Charlie" The big sis screamed and ran to the head. "Lets get out of here sweetie she won't bother you anymore" Auntie said. "A-Auntie you killed her" I said and backed off. "I did what i had to Mary" Auntie said and brushed my cheek gently.
Auntie picked me up and put her on her broom. "Actually i'm a "he" matey" The deceased voice rang out. "Huh" i let out as a drip of sweat dripped down my head. "I said I'm a dude" The boy said as he stood in front of us with his hands on his hips and his junk out in the open. I felt compelled to look as i had never seen anything like it. "Look away" Auntie said quickly and covered my eyes. "Have you no shame you pervert" Auntie said and readied herself. "Listen ere you old cow you're the one that blew me clothes and i would very not much mind if you blew me" The boy said. "What are you?" Auntie said. "I'm FUCKING CHAOS" The boy screamed then broke off into maniacal laughter.
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Sorry boys/Gals/Whatever you identify as but I'm too tired to proofread and this was supposed to be a short chapter so forgive me if some stuff is off. my tournament ended a while ago and I've been sore. p.s correct me in the comment section if you notice somethings off.
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