《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 11][Arc 1] Who are you?
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The sun beamed on my face through the window and an awful stench filled the air, when i looked over i saw Bryall passed out in a puddle of his own vomit. Pulling myself up i saw the place was a wreck, Sarada knocked out cold over a table, Hylea sleeping upside down from the bar and i was stuck in a keg, I think i remember Ava going back upstairs to sleep as she doesn't like alcohol. As i walked outside the air cooled me off "Huh it seems i have a good metabolism since i haven't thrown up yet" I said to myself as i stretched and put up my hair in a ponytail. Soon a weird feeling attacked my gut and pulled my attention north of me where i felt a strange disturbance, squinting my eyes i saw a little girl? flying through the air coming towards the town. "Hoo... the fuck kind of eagle eyesight is this" I said to myself reflecting on my suddenly amazing vision and turned my back when the air stopped behind me.
"YOU" the voice of a girl let out behind me, turning around i said "Yo what's up" "You really are a creature of calamity aren't you? Although you seem pretty weak" The teen with green hair said. "Yeah well i don't know what in the Sam hill you're talking about kiddo" i said unsure of what to do
The girl looked perplexed and squinted at me before approaching closer. "You have a wild look in your eyes boy... are you new blood?" The girl said. "Who you calling kid, kid" I retorted. The girl's eyebrow furrowed at my remark, and she stepped closer, "You reek of alcohol and your mind is hard to read there are so many ideas just going around... you truly are crazy" The girl said. "Wait you're reading my mind" I asked with a smirk, "Yeah why" The girl let out. Just then i flashed her with a flood gate of the most disturbing shit i found on the internet in all my years. The girl fell back and threw up.
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"HAHAHAAHAHHA" I let out in a deranged manner "I got you hook line an sinker mate" i said while she wiped her mouth. "What the fuck" The girl said and got up in my face staring at my swirling eyes, aaaand just then i hit her with another classic off the dark web. "Stop that" The girl said holding back the urge to throw up and grabbed me by the neck lifting me into the air crushing my throat slowly. I Felt the air leave my lungs, and she dug her right hand into my rib cage piercing skin. The exhilaration of feeling came to me and i felt alive "Come on you can go harder" I said with a smile from ear to ear while the pain entered my body refreshing me. "You're sick" The girl said as she started crushing harder. just to state I'm not scared of dying but there's not much long term pleasure there now is there.
"Hey what's that" I choked and pointed towards the air to where she darted her vision, and just then i pulled both her hamstrings with telekinesis causing her legs to spasm, and she let go of me. The girl started fuming, and got back up and stared at me before tears came to her eyes, and she started bawling and stomping her feet shaking the town or country?. "AAAAH I'll remember you" The girl cried. "hic-hic- My-hiC- name is-HIC-Hydreine" The girl said through a flurry of hic ups and flew off. "Come on mate flashing children at the park is a classic on the webs" I screamed out and burst into laughter as steam rose from my body and healed my wounds. "HAHAHAHAHAH those fucking kids got pissed on" I said before i started rolling on the ground laughing.
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I regained myself after ten minutes when rational thoughts started to flood my mind slowly "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma PFFT............. i need professional help" I said to myself solemnly and walked back inside straight to my room.
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