《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 9][Arc 1] living my best life
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After a few hours of loud moaning and things of the such i walked down the stairs covered in oversized clothes that were for guests in the closet. "How's it going mate" I nonchalantly said as i walked to a table where Bryall, Sarada, and Hylea were talking. The entire room went silent at the sight of me. "Charlie you're a chaos creature? I can't let you" Sarada mumbled but was cut off by Bryall. "He didn't do anything wrong so there's no reason to subjugate him" Bryall said. "You racist bastards" I said out loud. "huh?" Hylea let out. "Just because I'm sexy as hell and "evil" doesn't mean that you should discriminate" I said with my hand raised in the air like a snob. "What a weird outlook" Hylea said.
"Hey what was that loud sound upstairs" Sarada asked. "Oh that... yeah that was me pleasing my wife" I said with a smile. Sarada's smile dropped and she looked horrified. "Sex?" Sarada said and was terrified as her pure priest mind was filled with delusions. "But you're a child" Sarada said horrified. "Yeah mate and that's my first time gettin laid too" I said and put my hand out to Bryall for a high five. "Dude i don't think you understand but that's not looked upon kindly by the church nor is being a vampire" Bryall, and Hylea said in unison. "Yeah well, religion can be corrupted by human hands why look to someone to tell you how to believe in your religion" I said without a second thought. "Blasphemy" Sarada said angrily. "No not Blasphemy but are humans not corrupt by nature? Has the church ever asked for large sums of money or made claims that paying can get your gods kindness? that's just not right, if your god is truly merciful or looks after their subjects then they wouldn't subject them to poverty just for simple things" I said knowledgeably after thinking about the olden corrupt practices of the churches back in my world. "That doesn't? what?" Sarada said and sat down. "That's no what?" Sarada mumbled. "Just because I'm not human or conform to your god i'm an enemy that's not cool now tell me why do i need to be subjugated?" I said sassily. "I guess you-" Hylea was about to say but was cut off by a random man who wore a hood.
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"You dare insult the church" The man said and lashed out jumping at me with a sword in hand. "Fuck off" I said coldly and grabbed the man by his neck with telekinesis. Don't ask me how i know i have telekinesis as i used it earlier this morning to multi task. The man flailed around while he choked on his own saliva through the air. "You're lucky i'm not that well versed in this ability or you'd be dead right now" I said coldly and threw him a few tables across the room. "Charlie are you insane it's a crime to attack humans" Bryall said and grabbed hold of me. "Calm down i didn't even touch em, and he came at me" I said and broke free of his grip. "Fine ill take the blame for this but be careful man" Bryall said with his hand over his face. "Ok ill be careful" I said realizing i could probably easily get kicked out of here. "Hey where's Ava?" Hylea asked. ".... Recovering" I said mysteriously. Hylea got the idea and so did Bryall but Sarada just turned her red face away from me.
"Yo what's up guys" Ava said while wobbly walking down the stairs with an unbuttoned shirt. "Nice" Bryall unconsciously let out. I was going to say something but Sarada flew into a blind rage at the sight of nudity.
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