《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 7][Arc 1] An Ordeal
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As i sat down on the table i took a sip of some apple soup, you'd think its apple sauce but its soup. "Hey what do you plan to do after our little adventure ends?" Sarada asked. "honestly I've no clue but maybe if you come to visit again we can hang out again yeah" I said squeaked through a sip of soup. "sounds like a good idea" Sarada said with a smile.
After we finished our food we all got up to stretch. "Hey ask him if he wants to spend a night in Hylea's inn?" Bryall said while he yawned. "Oh that might be a good idea my dad probably wouldn't have a problem with animals if i ask him" Hylea said as she paid off the bill. "Yeah we can stay the night at your inn" I said as i wiped some leftover soup off my wing. "We're doing what now" Ava said as she popped out of the bag. "We're going to stay at an inn tonight" I said and climbed up on Bryall's head. "Okay but I'm worried about home" Ava said. "It should be fine" I said while zoning out. "Ok well its getting kind of stuffy in here, so I'm going to sleep on Hylea's head. "Why are you sleeping so much?" I asked. "I'm on a whole new sleep schedule and its tiring" Ava said while she yawned. "Oh yeah" I let out.
We walked for a bit, and checked out the town. "Hey Charles you ever drank alcohol?" Bryall asked. "Cant say i ave bruv" i squeaked. "I'll take that as a no and well go hit the bar at the inn" Bryall said through a chuckle. "Noice" I murmured. When we arrived at the inn a man of average size and looks came running up to Hylea. "Sugar" The man said as he hugged Hylea. "H-Hey Dad" Hylea awkwardly let out. The man noticed the sleeping bat on Hylea's head and froze up. "There's a bat on your head be careful, and ill hit it off with the broom" The man whispered. "No no its fine" Hylea quickly said and stopped her dad from getting the broom. "Anyways i wanted to know if these two bats could get a room or something" Hylea murmured. "You're joking right, that's a no" The Dad said. Hylea started tearing up from her eyes and the dad panicked. "Okay okay stop crying they can have a room" The dad said frantically. "HONEY WHY DO I HEAR HYLEA CRYING" A woman's voice rang.
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The Dad let out a squeak, and Hylea gave him a smug look. "Dad hurt my feelings" Hylea whispered to her Dad. "Okay I'm sorry sugar" The Dad croaked and looked up at me to which i gave him a simple "Yo" with a salute. "Whatever i'm going to the reception desk" The Dad mumbled. "Nice tits" I said to Hylea. "I know right he's a total pushover if even you can tell right Charlie?.Hylea said proudly. "Yeah I'm getting a nice view of your mounds from here" I squeaked. Sarada stiffly walked over took me away from Hylea. "What you jealous?" I said smugly. "...". "Wait seriously!!!.... you know I'm a bat right?, AN ANIMAL" I screeched awkwardly. "Mangoes are sweet" Ava said through a snore in Sarada's bag. "Yeah whatever but anyways if you're trying to hit me up at least wait until i evolve into a vampire or something otherwise that's just... weird" I whispered. "Enough of this conversation" Sarada said.
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU JEALOUS OF A BAT, more or less gain feelings for one, It's as if some sort of plot armor of the sorts set me in a direction that could be comical yet confusing and also include the fact that i'm aware of it... Strange" I thought to myself "Well maybe not, its probably just the fact that I'm nutters, or just completely fucking insane... it's just like the thoughts that go through my head are absolutely fucking crazy good thing nobody can hear my thoughts... or at least got the chance to scour my mind, Don't think I don't know about you mind readers, or is that just my anxiety? Who fucking cares i want some potatoes" I rebutted to myself.
Hylea came up walking to me and handed me some keys. "Hold on, are you mental? how would i... a bat use keys to open a door" i screeched. Sarada translated the problem and Hylea blushed a little at her idiocy. "My bad" She said and walked up the stairs.
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