"Hey what are your names?" I said to the priestess, "Oh I'm Sarada, the girl over there that screamed is Hylea, and our male friend there is Bryall, What are your names?" Sarada said. "Well bats don't really have names but I'm charlie and the one that's hiding in Hylea's hair is Ava" i said while i munched on some fruit Sarada gave me earlier. "She's hiding where? whatever, you're pretty smart for a bat" Sarada said while she tried to look up at me. "Don't worry too much about it love, i ave my secrets" I said while i used her head as a pillow.

Me, and the gang travelled for a few minutes before we came across a slime. "Ho a slime" Bryall said while he pulled his sword out. "Wait lemme at em yeah" I screeched. "He said let him take care of it" Sarada repeated. "Oh ok" Bryall said feeling slightly dejected. "Are you sure i don't think i ever heard about a bat beating a slime" Ava said with worry. "Don't worry mate i'm a tough nut to crack yeah" I said proudly. "Yeah i guess so" Ava said happily.

I dived at the slime and bounced off its body. "Damn this buggers tough... I'll have to go full power" I flew high up and looked down at the slime. "FOE THE QUEEN" I screeched and lodged myself into its body. Once inside i took a chomp out of its crystal and it fell apart, and died. "HAHAHA feel my wrath you pissant" I screeched to myself. "You know i could have killed it with a single swipe right" Bryall said while looking at Sarada. "Shut your mouth before your hairline recedes more yeah!" i screeched loudly at Bryall. "huh" Bryall let out while he crouched down. "Um he said shut your mouth before your um... Hairline recedes more…" Sarada reluctantly translated.

Bryall's eyebrows tensed up and a vein popped out in his head "You little shit" Bryall muttered. Oi mate chill out stress also leads to a receding hairline" I said devilishly. "He said don't stress yourself or your hairline will recede you stupid old man" Sarada said through a chuckle. "Hold up there chum i don't recall that last part" I said and flew atop her head. "Sorry i also wanted to join in on the fun" Sarada chuckled. "Yeah its cool"

Bryall was walking ahead of the group sulking.

Soon we reached a town which i could assume is Sarada and co's home. "Alright behave yourself and don't separate, Bats hardly come by and their parts can be used in expensive alchemy" Sarada whispered to me. "Is it even safe to be here then" Ava said through a yawn while she crawled out of Hylea's bag. "AAAH" Hylea screamed when Ava crawled out of her bag. "Oh shit my bad i forgot about you" Hylea said while Ava flew into Sarada's bag. "Chill out you Slag?" Ava said and looked up at me. I gave her the bat equivalent of a thumbs up, and she squeaked happily.

Soon we reached the guild and Bryall opened the doors letting out a squeaky sound which made Ava pop her head out through a small slip in Sarada's bag.

"Wuzzat" Ava said with careful eyes. "Its nothing love just go back to sleep" I said through a yawn. "Ok Love?" Ava said slowly. "Yeah you got"I squeaked. Ava gave a happy look and popped back into the bag. When we walked into the guild few eyes were on us until some crazy looking woman that i would probably bang back in my lifetime saw me and jumped a table. "Can i buy him off you, I'm an alchemist, and would love his parts" The woman said while she tried to fix her messy hair. Sarada slowly got an angry looked and brought me to her bosom defensively. "No He's a smart animal who deserves to live" Sarada said. "What are you talking about it's a Bat" The woman retorted. "Tell her i said Oi you daft cow only thing batty here is your hair" I "bat" Whispered to Sarada. Sarada gave a small smile and relayed my message. "You bitch the bat didn't say that" The girl said and tried to slap Sarada but i jumped off and flew into her hair and scratched up her face. "OW STOP PLEASE" The woman screamed and swatted at her hair. Once i was finished i flew back onto Sarada's hair and muttered a single phrase "Roadhouse".

Once the woman collected her self and pointed at me. "Raise your right wing if you're intelligent" The woman said. "Wait which right yours or mine?" I said and Sarada translated. "Of course my right you idiot" The woman said through a sneer. "Then that would be my left you fucken cow" I screeched and Sarada wondrously translated. The Woman clammed up and slightly blushed. "Okay just raise YOUR right wing" The woman said dejectedly. I did as she asked and her eyes lit up a little. "Interesting" The Woman said

"Oi lets get out of here she's clearly off her meds and I'm hungry" Sarada reached into her bag and pulled out Ava who was clinging and muching onto an empty apple core. "Yo" Ava said. "You itty bitch that would ave been mine" I said while sulking. Ava flew up to me rubbed her head on mine's and flew back to the bag. "Is that your apology" I said monotoned. "Sorry" Ava said and popped her head back in the bag

Sarada, Bryall, and Hylea ordered some food with an extra for me *and none for Ava as her fat ass was sleeping in Sarada's bag after eating all her snacks*.

Just then it struck Hylea, and she jumped to check her bag which was... empty. "EVEN THE WRAPPER" Hylea said as she fell to her knees. "That was a whole sandwich" Hylea said in a miniature depression.

We got our food and i sat down on the table.