《I'm a Bat?》[Ch 1][Arc 1] I hate politics
Advertisement
Hi I'm Charlie Freider I'm a true blue Brit, and my Dad's a politic Well he's not just some politic he's in parliament.
"OI Charles why the bloody fuck are you telling me this" You may ask.
Well the problem stems from the fact that politics suck and people are crazy, as we speak i am being dismembered by a guy who hates my dads guts.
"Oi FUCK'ED hurry up and finish me" I screamed while he was preparing more tools. "What the fuck how are you not screaming in pain?" The man said to which i replied with a simple. "I don't feel pain on account of aving no nerves you dipshit" I said and let out a maniacal laugh.
"Shut the fuck up you bloke" The man yelled. "NONCE" I screamed back at him "AHAHHAHAHAH" i let out as the blood spilled down my head. "STOP" The man screamed. "Oi You dumb fuck, you really think you can get at my pops by killing me, that old bastard has a heart of ice aha ahah Bet you're enjoying yourself mate" I said with a smug face.
"Your not scared of death?" The man asked "Course not you fuck head my dads a politic and a bigwig one at that, i want to fucking die. every day of my life is so monotone and boring especially being a goody little two shoes" I said through a slight chuckle. "Well why the fuck am i torturing you?" The man said in a questioning manner "Don't know mate I'm not the one that gets a hard on by torturing men hah" My Last word were ridicule as i soon realized the fucker couldn't stand me and bashed my head in.
My only Qualm is that i couldn't feel pleasure, I was a virgin because what's the point in avin sex if i feel nothing? Anyways this sucks, I guess there's no heaven for me. Wait what the fuck did i do to not get into heaven i was such a good fucking boy ask me mum "Shit i sound like a brat, Whatever this eternal Darkness sucks" I thought to myself and i soon closed my eyes.
Advertisement
Soon i regained conscious and when i looked around I was surrounded by Glowing yellow eyes. "OI what the fuck is this I'm dead" I thought to myself as the eyes turned to me.
"Oi Back off the lot of you, Wait why the bloody hell do i ave fur?"
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Magitist
A frontier scientist is struck by wayward debris as he was observing a pulsar. Expecting death, the scientist is shocked as he is born into a world without science instead. What is he to do, then? Well, the answer is obvious: begin experimentation. Additional tags: Rational fic, retroactively edited, bland and OP MC, noob writer :P P.S. I'm a new author, so please help me improve! I love feedback, so many thanks in advance for any feedback! Magitist is also hosted here: Armaell's Library My writing is never to be published unless it's for free. It is always free and always will be. If you paid for my writing, then you have been mislead! Please report it to me and any host! If you paid for my writing as part of a commission it is always private use or publicly available, there is no commercial license! Due to many reasons, primarily because I'm not satisfied with the fiction, this fiction is cancelled. I'm sorry to all those following it. Maybe the next one will be made more in line with expectations.
8 142 - In Serial97 Chapters
Kano's Necromantic Comedy
Humanity is extinct, leaving the world in the hands of mad biological craftsmen with miraculous technology. They were once humanity’s last hope for survival, but ultimately these necrotechs served only to speed its final destruction. Now their defective creations make up the last remnants of civilization, senselessly slaughtering each other as the necrotechs war for control of what little remains. Kano, a fractured soul born from the ashes of the old world, wallows in the lifeless wasteland. A shell of her former self, Kano now ranks amongst the worst of these new horrors. Caught up in the mad machinations of necrotechs, she stumbles upon helpless beings that force her to confront who she once was and how far she’s fallen. Cover by CristianAC.
8 210 - In Serial10 Chapters
Advent Of The Median
Waking up, Elton finds himself reborn within a world called Arda. Each being living within this world is able to harness “Spirit Power” an energy that enables them to achieve impossible feats that go beyond the realm of imagination. Adapting to his new life as Markus, son of the local guard captain, he decides to enjoy his peaceful lifestyle where he avoids all problems. Become stronger to be able to achieve his desires to live peacefully. __________________________________________________________________________________ When I awoke, I was reborn in another World. I became Markus, son of the local guard captain. Compared to living like a slave that continues toiling away endlessly, I enjoyed the relaxing life that came with being the son of a guard and planned on settling down and living life peacefully. But it seems the life I tried to keep is being disrupted by the Kingdom. The invaders are coming for revenge, but all I want is to go as far away from all this as possible. But it seems that to protect this new life of mine, I must become stronger. Previously: “Arda: The World Of Spirits”
8 85 - In Serial53 Chapters
I'm In Charge of SCP
Object Class: Keter Description: SCP-X is a humanoid that calls himself as "Zhang Jue" and came from a parallel universe with traits that are unaffected by most SCP anomalous objects. Long-term observational studies reveal that he has a mildly antisocial personality and loves to trash-talk. SCP-X can obtain the ability of a particular SCP anomalous object through physical contact, and the ability obtained will be adjusted accordingly to his condition. Special Containment Procedures: Special attention needs to be paid to the containment of SCP-X. (Special precautions towards themself) SCP-X should be contained in a single villa designed by a French designer, not less than 50 x 50 x 20 meters, with a garden on the top floor and a swimming pool with no less than 200 square meters in the courtyard. The Foundation shall assign a male staff member over 50 years of age, trained in British royal etiquette, who shall wear a wig 24 hours a day to assist in the management of the villa. The staff monitoring the SCP-X behavior must undergo a monthly psychological evaluation. There have been cases where staff had quit the Foundation because they could not stand the trash talk. Updates 1 chapter daily!Read up to 40 chapters on my Patreon (patreon.com/nahyesq)Full credit goes to "Walnut again"
8 249 - In Serial151 Chapters
An Upgraded Soul
Aditya, a 16-year-old teenager dreaming of becoming a professional Formula racer, currently studying in an international school is dealing with the biggest crisis of his life. He had been informed by the police that his parents have gone missing leaving no clue behind. To add on to his misery, Aditya has been sleeping 14 hrs a day due to an unknown reason for the past two weeks. He had been dreaming an alternate world where the 'other' Aditya lives the exact same life as him. But, things became more intriguing when the events in his dream started diverging from his real-life events. For one, his parents did not go missing in his dreams. They were safe and sound. Later in his dream life, Aditya went on to continue his studies in Europe and later became an F1 racer just like he aimed for, while in real life, he got himself expelled from his school and started working in a garage as a mechanic. A world of difference.Accompany Aditya on a journey filled with many impossibilities as he comes in contact with many hidden truths the world is unaware of, in his quest of rescuing his parents.The setting is mainly focused in IndiaTags: Action, Adventure, Missing Parents, Smart Protagonist, Kind Protagonist, Romance, Harem, Friends, Subordinates, Futuristic technology, Biologically Modified Humans, Cyborgs, Genius, Mafia, Firearms, Military Technology.
8 447 - In Serial64 Chapters
The Abducted Princess & The Vengeful King
The intense love story of a young 16 years old Princess Seher & 29 years old Sultan Shazain.Seher saw all the preparations going around the palace."Sultan, what are all these preparations for?"Ujic"My Betrothed Ariana, Future queen of my kingdom is coming back"Tears filled her eyes"Then Who am I?"P" wh at! I was just being nice to you doesn't mean that you will be my Malika." "Why did you marry me then? please release me from this unwanted bond. Please let me go"Shazain looked at the innocent beauty standing in front of him with tears rolling down. His heart was bleeding looking at her tears. The thought of her going away from him made him restless. He was arrogant like always denying his feelings." Seher forget that you will escape from here, I know what will stop you from these irrational thoughts"She looked at him with questioning eyes." You will bear me child"
8 149

